2016年12月16日星期五

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北美吐槽君:
    “弟弟说她可能是暗恋我和男票其中一个所以才来视奸的,我应该已经隐约听见了雨滴落在青青草地?”
[Brother said she may be a crush on me and one male ticket so to inspect of rape, I should have vaguely hear the raindrops fell on the green grass?]

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思想聚焦:
    电影剪辑配上王菲的《匆匆那年》:最美的相遇是久别重逢,那时多希望能在你面前骄傲的说:我终于成为了你想要的人。tRIbyTz
[Movie clips with faye wongs when he was in a hurry the most beautiful met reunited, at that time, more hope can in front of you proud of say I finally become the person you want. tRIbyTz]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

北美吐槽君:
    “把男友捅到有点弯的我该怎么办”
[Get stabbed her boyfriend a little bent what should I do]

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郑渊洁:
    #早起的虫子被鸟吃# 现在是年月日清晨点分。现在你为什么醒着?年只有天了[吃惊]#郑在打卡#
[# # the early worm was the birds eat now is on some points in the early morning. Why are you awake now? Years, only days [surprised] # # zheng in the clock]

《童话大王》月刊岁了 邮局订阅代号-

人民网:
    九句话,告诉你为什么要读书。[心]
[Nine words, tell you why want to read a book. [heart]]

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罗玉凤:
    油炸多春鱼[鼓掌][鼓掌],我最喜欢它肚里的鱼籽,真是罪过[笑cry][笑cry]
[Fried spring fish [applause.] [applause.], I like it in the belly of the fish roe, its a crime to [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

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怀孕育儿一点通:
    【史上最全:-个月宝宝大动作能力训练清单!】爸爸妈妈快来收藏了,-个月宝宝会有什么样的大动作呢?爸爸妈妈应该怎样帮助宝宝去完成这些大动作呢?收藏起来吧~ 转
[The most complete history - months baby big action ability training list!] Mom and dad come and collect the - months baby what big action? Mom and dad how to help the baby to complete these big action? Turn away ~]

育儿受尽千般苦,养女操碎万般心

1句实话:
    活得累是因为心里装了多余的东西,跟吃饱了撑的是一个道理。
[Live because tired mind something extra, with full support is a truth.]

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杨美娜MiNa:
    今儿出发去阜阳,飞前分享个小小的视频[委屈]听说听多了Bob Dylan耳朵会怀孕[委屈]特别是Adele版的[委屈]斗胆翻唱一下[喵喵] Make you Feel My Love_by杨美娜tRIOly(使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!)
[Set out to fuyang today, before flying to share a small video [wrong] hear listen to Bob Dylan ear will be pregnant [wrong] especially Adeles version of [wrong] courage to cover the [meow] Make you Feel My Love_by Yang Meina tRIOly (use # s # record, avoid traffic see popular short video!)]

工作电话:

阅读小镇:
    没有努力过,就别说顺其自然,拼命争取过,才有资格说一句“随便吧”。在这之后,你想要的才会到来。
[Without tried, dont say let nature take its course, try very hard to strive for, to be eligible for saying whatever. After that, you want to come.]

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孙渣:
    画爆炸的时候嘴里忍不住会发出“BOOOM BOOOM GONG GONG GONG BANG BANG HONG HONG HONG GUANG GUANG HUALALALALALALALA”之类的声音
[When painting explosion mouth cant help but have a BOOOM BOOOM GONG GONG GONG BANG BANG HONG HONG HONG GUANG GUANG HUALALALALALALALA such as sound]

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一句温暖的签名:
    或许,发怒,是用别人错误惩罚自己;烦恼,是用自己的过失折磨自己;后悔,是用无奈的往事摧残自己;忧虑,是用虚拟的风险惊吓自己。
[Perhaps, angry, is to use others mistakes punish yourself; The worry, tormenting himself with his own fault; Regret, is to use helplessly past by myself. The risk of concern, is to use virtual scare him.]

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刚哥辉弟:
    分享图片
[Share photos]

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搞笑图片会:
    看清了很多人,却不能随意拆穿;讨厌着很多人,却又不能轻易翻脸。有时候,生活就是要逼自己变得逆来顺受,宠辱不惊。
[To see a lot of people, but not at liberty to reveal; Hate for many people, but cant easily fall out. Sometimes, life is to force yourself to become roll with the punches, be yourself.]

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AngelinaZhaoooo:
    至尊宝这两天晚上都要抱着我睡,虽然白天他比较不理我,但一到晚上就特别狗腿子,晚上房间很安静,本来只有coco的呼吸声,现在多了至尊宝的呼噜呼噜,像一台小型机车一直在我旁边开啊!夜深人静的时候还真的挺响的!开机车也算了,我平躺时还一定要躺我脖子上,见过有人带了一条毛茸茸的围脖睡觉的吗?
[Sovereign treasure this two days will hold me to sleep at night, though he is ignored me during the day, but at night is especially lackeys, room is very quiet at night, and was breathing only coco, now more sovereign treasure shout shout, like a small locomotive has been beside me away! The dead of night and its really loud! Open locomotive also calculate, also must lay my neck when I lie on your back, seen someone with a furry collar to sleep?]

徘徊在肚子饿和吃撑了之间

兹兹小姐是小怪兽:
    肠鸣音亢进,饿了。
[Hyperthyroidism bowel sounds, hungry.]

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心灵阅者:
    舍不得伤害别人,总是带着笑去原谅;顾不得心疼自己,总是含着泪去支撑。一些感受,只能交予心,揉进泪;一些感情,只能止于唇,藏于心。
[To hurt someone, always with a smile to forgive; Her love themselves, is always in tears to support. Some feeling, can only be given to the heart, into tears; Some feelings, can only stop at lip, hidden in the heart.]

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董恒儿:
    呜~呜~呜~呜倒计时啦[泪][泪]
[Blare ~ blare ~ blare ~ blare countdown! [tears] [] of tears]

嘛咪嘛咪哄

一句朋友话:
    不管你的生活有多么糟糕,都要记得微笑;不管你受了多少伤,都不要绝望;不管你的内心有多迷茫,都要记得你的梦想。有了梦想,灵魂就不会四处游荡;有了梦想,生活就有希望;有了梦想,每个平凡的日子都会变得闪亮。
[No matter how bad your life, remember to smile; No matter how much you have received the injury, dont despair; No matter how your heart is more confused, want to remember your dreams. Have a dream, the soul will not roaming; Have a dream, life there is hope; Have a dream that every ordinary day will be shiny.]

人际关系分解中!合作q:

一句动心语录:
    与其盼着别人的完美,不如现在行动修行不完美的自己。
[Rather than looking forward to someone elses perfect, let us act now to practice is not perfect myself.]

有时候,一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。

美图精彩语录:
    感情有时候,总是很讽刺。经得起风雨,却经不起平凡;风雨同船,天晴便各自散了。停下来笑看风云,坐下来静赏花开,生活中,在每个人的心里其实都有一盏灯。不论遇到怎样的挫折和黑暗,重要的是,你的信念不可以被磨灭。转过身去,换个想法,天再黑,人再背,在眼前有一盏灯就好。
[The affection sometimes, always is ironic. Withstand wind and rain, but cant afford to ordinary; The wind and rain ship, the weather is fine and their dispersion. Watched stopped and smiled, sit down and enjoy flower, life, in everyones heart actually have a lamp. No matter what kind of setback and the darkness, it is important that your faith may not be indelible. Turn around, change the idea, and dark, you back again, there is a light in front.]

冬天的暴雪:
    晨练
[Morning exercise]

不乱于心,不困于情,不贪于财,不恋于色,不畏将来,不念过往,如此,安好。

书画界:
    千古奇文《千字文》,周汝昌、田蕴章合著,之一。更多精彩内容敬请关注:@书画界 #书画界# #文房四宝# #书画知识大全#
[Historic bizarre thousand character classic, Zhou Ruchang, Tian Yunzhang, one. More wonderful content attention please @ # painting industry painting industry four treasures # # # # # calligraphy and painting to know]

懂生活,是一种艺术,懂书画,是一种艺术 的生活。

大连天气饭:
    #大连生活#【早安,大连】大连,早安!早,市区气温 —.度,相对湿度%,吹偏南风,北部地区普遍气温都在—度以下。今天早间出门天气少云,气温—~—度,早间出门天气仍然较冷,白天气温才逐渐回升,因此早间出门还要注意保暖
[Life # # dalian dalian morning, dalian 】 【, good morning! Early, the urban temperature -. Degrees, relative humidity %, blow PianNaFeng, northern temperatures are below - degree generally. Today morning go out partly cloudy weather, the temperature - ~ -, it is still cold morning go out, daytime temperatures to gradually recover, so early to go out and be sure to keep warm]

喜欢摄影的大连气象爱好者,看图说话(重点关注市区降水信息),一切天气信息仅供内部交流使用,不具备任何官方性质,观点与气象台无关。请多多指教。

北美买买君:
    销量冠军!Amazon【M N 防颗粒物雾霾 带呼气阀口罩 只】现价$. tRINdSz 冷流呼吸阀的口罩可以迅速释放呼出的热气,有效降低面部温度。符合N标准,可由于防护某些非油性颗粒物, 粉尘, 固态的烟,微生物等。
[Sales champion! Amazon 【 M N particles fog proof with exhalation valve mask 】 present price $. Only tRINdSz cold flow breathing valve mask can quickly release heat, breathe out greatly lower the temperature in the face. N standard, but because of the protective some non oily particles, dust, solid smoke, microorganisms, etc.]

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任贤齐:
    演艺生涯原是梦啊!何必想何必問何處是我家!愛也罷恨也罷箅了吧⋯⋯⋯!
[Her acting career was a dream! Why why want to ask where is my home! Love or hate Bi......!]

隨風飄飄天地任逍遙

乐观寸草心:
    近日,广西北流六麻镇有三名少女在街上偷电动车时被人发现,被捉后一名少女被人绑到了电线杆上。据悉,当时偷电车的一共有三个女孩,另外两人跑了,只捉到其中一个,看年龄还是女初中生。 (分享自 @凤凰网围观) tRIqobXP
[Recently, the guangxi ma town north flow are three girls in the street to steal electric car was found, after being caught on a teenage girl being tied to the pole. , steal trolley has a total of three girls at that time, two other men ran away, only caught one, see age or female junior high school students. Share the @ phoenix network onlookers tRIqobXP]

金猴奋起千钧棒,玉宇澄清万里埃!

MaxMingrui:
    Max and the Nutcraker
[马克斯和Nutcraker]

年月日出生于北京现居住温哥华的小壮士。

我就是那个被点名的小河马:
    新回家的宝宝。
[New baby home.]

反正,我也没啥好说的。

徐嘉靖Justin:
    好大雪啊[哆啦A梦花心]
[Good snow [doraemon flower heart]]

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一句语录签名:
    “安慰别人头头是道,却在深夜独自抱枕痛苦,人都这样,道理总是能说服别人却说服不了自己。”
[Comfort others, but in the middle of the night pillow pain alone, people are so, truth always can convince others but to convince yourself.]

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fengfengfengfengfengfeng:
    姐妹们👭的聚会好开心🎊凉皮肉夹馍吃的太撑了🐷巧克力和甜点都没吃上。还有圣诞礼物🎁好开心~@精刁细卓 @Sonia刁
[姐妹们👭的聚会好开心🎊凉皮肉夹馍吃的太撑了🐷巧克力和甜点都没吃上。 还有圣诞礼物🎁好开心~@精刁细卓 @Sonia刁]

有生之年,狭路相逢,终不能幸免。

乖乖与臭臭的妈:
    黑芝麻酱甜花卷、稻香村的松仁小肚、炒豆腐丝、炒油麦菜、水煮荷包蛋、老公熬的杂粮粥~~~周五咯~~~~😝😝😝
[黑芝麻酱甜花卷、稻香村的松仁小肚、炒豆腐丝、炒油麦菜、水煮荷包蛋、老公熬的杂粮粥~~~周五咯~~~~😝😝😝]

茶人道三:
    利用石墨导电的原理,一支笔点亮一座微型城市, 这创意我给分!太有爱了! tRggdW
[By using the principle of graphite conductive, a pen light a miniature city, this idea I give points! Is there is love! tRggdW]

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