“一摸自己的胸就生气难过烦躁”
[One touch his chest angry sad upset]
北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接各种国内吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。 公众号：crazytucao
与欧洲有关的一切：德国人的自黑。同一个词，德语与其他语言讲出来的区别。很霸气很强硬。[doge]tRIqMrz
[The germans from the black. The same word, the difference between the German and other language speaking out. A tough, very domineering. [doge] tRIqMrz]
环球网欧洲记者站，为你提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的欧洲新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！
央视新闻：【这些“坏了”的东西，你还舍得扔吗？[偷笑]】网友：把膝盖献给这些手工强大的达人们[推荐]
[These bad things, are you still willing to throw? [laughing]] netizen dedicated knee to these powerful hand of people [recommend]]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
恋爱日常事：男票是画动画背景的[兔子][兔子]
[Mens ticket is drawn animation backgroundrabbitrabbit]
欢迎私信投稿恋爱小段落( • ̀ω•́ )✧公众号：laircs
我是殷宜：如意姐姐的故事时间[可爱] tRIVEqL .
[The best sisterlovely tRIVEqL story time.]
幸福的生活，爱与美食的承诺
咱们一起去旅行：重庆有什么地方让你觉得「哪怕只为了吃都值得特地跑一趟」？
[In chongqing what place makes you think even if only to eat are worth specially run a trip?]
游览世界美景。咱们一起去旅行！
Cynthia_tmt：Stay再来一次不捂脸了哦XDDDD tRIVEMRx .
[Stay again not over your face oh XDDDD tRIVEMRx.]
神话团饭。#所有拍摄的图片严禁二次修改，转载请事先告知＃【不欢迎现实世界的朋友关注谢谢配合。】
博露齿一笑：卧槽！好逗逼的喵星人！你们的世界我们真的不懂。。。[喵喵] tRIUbLrT
[Oh, my gosh! Good to make forced meow star! Your world we really dont understand... [meow] tRIUbLrT]
每天更新笑话，喜欢就关注我吧，合作加扣扣
美食环游：韩国街边卖的特制三明治真的很好吃，而且是现做的哦，拿来当早餐再满足不过了~ tRfSiMB
[South Korea the street selling special sandwich is really nice, and it is now doing well, to be used as breakfast and meet ~ tRfSiMB]
全球美食品鉴，最IN美食分享，推荐特色美食！一切与美食有关的事
rebecca朱晨麗：今晚大结局啦，与大家分享我们开心的点滴#致命復活#
[Finale tonight, to share with you our happy bit # # deadly resurrection]
電影《賭城風雲》、《有客到》等，電視劇《拆局專家》、《八卦神探》、《名媛望族》、《衝上雲霄》、《情逆三世緣》等.TVB签约藝人，經紀人Candy
零食少女：恕我直言男生不就是应该喜欢肉肉的女生吗？喜欢骨头的……那不是狗吗？？？？
[To tell you the truth is not should be the boys like flesh of girl? Like bones... That is not the dog??????]
全世界最美的美食博主∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ 我们仙女，只吃零食。
宅腐集中营：【国外对于同性恋人的社会实验】一对外国情侣去马德里旅游，入住酒店时收到了老板的一张纸条，两人不懂西班牙语，去向路人。。。路人看过字条上的反同言论后，反应太暖心了！ tRItnuD
[【 social experiment for gay people abroad 】 a pair of foreign couples to travel to Madrid, hotel received the boss a piece of paper, when two people dont understand Spanish, where passers-by... Passers-by, after having seen the notes with rhetoric reaction too warm heart! tRItnuD]
既宅又腐，前途未卜。各位宅男腐女，你们找到组织了！投稿请发私信。合作请加Q：
CNU_blank：陷入悲伤
[In a sad]
优秀视觉艺术图片分享｜中国视觉联盟（cnu.cc）
宠物微中心：摄影师Andy Seliverstoff花了个月时间在俄罗斯拍摄的一套“Little Kids and Their Big Dogs 小孩与大汪”的系列作品，孩子都-岁左右，而他们家的宠物都是巨型犬，包括大丹，纽芬兰等。。 是不是很萌！
[Photographer Andy Seliverstoff spent months in Russia and a set of Little Kids and Their Big Dogs children with Big woof series, children - s, and Their pets are Big Dogs, including the great Dane, Newfoundland, etc.. Whether very sprout!]
宠物是个好朋友
七城联创：广汽传祺gs[二哈]@韩路- @陈震同学 @李想 @闫闯-
[Transmit the gac kei gstwo ha @ han road - @ @ li xiang zhao classmates @ 闫闯 -]
克利夫兰骑士：铅笔画的，如何？
[Pens, how?]
NBA克利夫兰骑士队唯一官方微博
Seoul直播：Life｜热爱烘焙的女生 一定都是心灵手巧的
[Life | love for girls is ingenuity]
分享最新鲜的韩国娱乐、时尚生活资讯。
中国日报：【如您所愿，这就是中国的 】台湾网友Hiroshi在YouTube上传了一条视频：简单的城市风光+工程建设+军事宣传混剪。制作虽有些粗糙，却吸引了祖国两岸三地、海外华人的热烈讨论。在B站上，更是被刷了满屏红色。年或许是一个节点，当你如实地讲述中国时，已足以骄傲。@共青团中央
[【 】 as you wish, this is China Taiwan netizens Hiroshi a video on YouTube simple city + + construction mix cut military propaganda. The production is a bit rough around the edges, but it has attracted the motherland Taiwan, overseas Chinese a heated discussion. In the B site, red brush was full screen. Years may be a node, when you gave the true account in China, have been enough to pride. @ the communist youth league central]
《中国日报》是中国国家英文日报，作为中国了解世界、世界了解中国的重要窗口，是国内外高端人士首选的中国英文媒体。
优酷：斯皮尔伯格导演的奇幻冒险电影#圆梦巨人#优酷首播~ 摒弃成人世界观，去掉无所谓的隐喻和段子，才有纯真童梦的童话电影[偷笑]特效画面如梦如幻，水下星空和梦源树都美炸了~ tRIVuoZ
[Directors fantasy adventure film # # youku interpreta dream giant premiere to abandon the adult world, get rid of metaphor and jokes, and it does not matter to have the fairy tale of innocence! The movie [laughing] effects scenes dreaming and underwater sky and dream beautiful Fried ~ tRIVuoZ source tree]
鲍天琦：超级暖和，再也不怕冷了[太开心][太开心][太开心]
[Super warm, never afraid of the cold [quite happy] [quite happy] [quite happy]]
演员，《花千骨》轻水♥工作联系：btqworkemail@或祖岚
StyleLog：台北 HELLO KITTY shabu-shabu 火锅 🍲[馋嘴]
[Taipei HELLO KITTY shabu-shabu hot pot 🍲[馋嘴]]
图片搜集自外网
新东方王江涛：六级考得肿么样？写作考了什么题目？
[How about ? Writing test whats the title?]
新东方考研英语首席主讲，传说中的“道长”。著作：《考研英语高分写作》、《十天搞定考研词汇》、《四大名师历年考研英语真题超详解及复习指导》等
林允Jelly：去深圳找初恋～@美宝莲纽约
[Go to shenzhen to find first love ~ @ maybelline New York]
搞笑萌宠秀：外国小哥用一群小二哈来求婚……真是用心良苦，可以，很浪漫！求完了还是赶紧给还回去吧！长大了就是一群拆迁队[二哈]#宠物卖萌中心# tRIGFUg
[Foreign brother proposed by a group of two ha... Is a well-meaning, can, very romantic! Seek out or hurriedly give it back! Grow up is a group of demolition team [two ha] # # tRIGFUg pet show MOE center]
微博知名宠物达人，每日分享最萌最搞笑的萌宠趣图。合作QQ：。
奶粉揭秘：万人看这个微博，两年多来，也只有不超过位妈妈不但汲取精髓，还能理据兼备总结成文。聪明且勤奋的人永远是极少数，伸手党永远是绝大多数。所以，不要埋怨报怨看不懂这个微博，问问你自己，你才看了多少？呵呵！
[Ten thousand people see this weibo, for more than two years, and no more than a mother not only derive the essence, but also to have both written summary. Smart and diligent man is always a few, stretched out his hand and the party is the vast majority of forever. So, dont complain complain cant read this weibo, ask yourself, you will see how much? Ha ha!]
超级奶霸，乳品方向博士准备读啥时候去读还没定
SunnieLovesFashion：来北京出差 顺便陪于老师回他母校
他问我小时候旅行有没有去过他大清华园
我说 呵呵 没有 我小时候想考的是北大
看 岁vs 现在
我小时候一副学霸脸！
[To Beijing on business Accompany the teacher, by the way back to his Alma mater, < br > he ask travel when I was a little boy, I have been to big settled in < br > I said Ha ha Not when I was a little boy, I want to go to the Peking University < br > see old vs now < br > when I was a child of a pair of good grades students face!]
个人博 Fashion blogger Based in France 工作联系shelovesfashion@
烧伤超人阿宝：多年来在老师严格督促下养成的习惯，无论术式多熟悉，术前也要把书翻一翻。晚上在科里看书，一个患者家属进来聊几句，临走时满腹狐疑的眼神分明在说：这个医生做手术不是现学吧---[二哈][二哈][二哈]
[Over the years in a strict teacher urged by habit, no matter how familiar with the operation, preoperative double also want to take the book. Cory reading in the evening, talk to a patients family to come in, when he left the suspicious eyes clear to say the doctor do surgery is not learn right now - [,] [two ha] [two ha]]
北京大学医学部博士，北京积水潭医院烧伤科副主任医师，擅长危重烧伤抢救，各种复杂创面修复，瘢痕整形及功能重建。专家门诊时间：每周五下午。
震长：这是所谓的“红的发紫”吗……[悲伤]
[This is the so-called red blue... [sad]]
互联网从业人员
神店通缉令：对于狗狗电击止吠器，很多人的意见都褒贬不一，有些人觉得这样更加利于训练管教，是个不错的道具，有些人觉得有些过于残忍，狗狗应该有耐心的好好教导，你们觉得呢？
[To stop barking dog shock, many peoples opinions are mixed, some people think it is more conducive to training discipline, it is a good item, some people think some were too cruel, dogs should have the patience to teach well, what do you think?]
微信公z号：tuijian 快上车，来不及解释了
郝云：沈阳一会见
[In shenyang, a meeting with]
郝云：歌手音乐制作人。发表《郝云 北京》《突然想到理想这个词》《活着》三张创作专辑 两度中国TOP排行榜年度最佳创作歌手。
周大静_：#静静的等 等一个人 一个故事# #一直播年度盛典# #一直播Time# #微博之夜大主播#（来自tRIVnaU）APP下载地址：tRtYhYnY
[# quiet a person such as a story, such as a live a live annual festival # # # # # Time# weibo night anchor # (from tRIVnaU) APP download address tRtYhYnY]
黄渤我男神。工作合作推广微信：Dj__
宋松Tiger：四六级考的怎么样？
[Cet test go?]
物空服装品牌创始人。微信公众号：songsong。商务合作：lidan@vmovier 魔力盒MCN旗下成员
财经网：【江苏男子在妻子内裤上涂剧毒致其死亡 昨日开审】几个月前，扬州宝应一男子因怀疑自己被戴绿帽子，在妻子的内裤上涂了百草枯，导致妻子不幸身亡。昨天，法院开庭审理该案，公安机关认为该男子故意伤害他人身体，致人死亡，应当以故意伤害罪追究刑事责任。法庭审理后未当庭宣判。tRIVi
[【 jiangsu man on his wifes underwear virulent killed Yangzhou baoying began yesterday 】 a few months ago, a man on suspicion of his being cuckolded, on his wifes underwear with paraquat, caused his wife died. Yesterday, the court hearing the case, the public security organ that the man deliberately harm the body, causing death, shall be investigated for criminal responsibility of intentional injury. After the court convicted in court. tRIVi]
商务合作： 廖先生 QQ ： 邮箱：kailiao@caijing
小和尚一空：师父说，不要抱怨身边人不够好，优秀才能吸引优秀。
[The master said, dont complain about people around is not good enough, good to attract good.]
极乐寺中一小僧，无二无别呆傻萌。
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