冷笑话精选：
我化了！！@渺渺兮予怀之吟双手捧着给太可爱了[求关注]
[I change!! @ he xi to conceive of Yin hands holding to too cute attention [o]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：
转：【证监会年中会议：践行“不干预”理念 构建资本市场良好的可预期机制】月日丨中国证监会近日召开年系统年中工作会议暨警示教育大会，会议指出，践行“不干预”理念，构建资本市场良好的可预期机制。减少管制，大力推进“放管服”改革；坚持按规则制度办事，保持市场功能正常发挥；完善预期...全文： m.weibo
[ 【 the CSRC years meeting practice the concept of non-intervention good can be expected to build capital market mechanism 】 丨 February nd the China Securities Regulatory Commission recently years years working conference and warning education meeting, the meeting pointed out that the practice of non-intervention concept, build good capital market mechanism can be expected. Reduce regulation, vigorously promote the reform of pipes; Sticking to rules regulations, maintain the normal market; Perfect expectations... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：
#少年之名##李希侃撩腹肌#
今晚@优酷少年之名 第三次公演，《NAMANANA》组扇子舞翩翩
小狐狸@少年之名-李希侃 的腹肌真是绝了！🦊
tAUyDES
[Young in the name of # # # # Li Xikan liao abdominal muscle < br > @ youku young tonight to giving the name of the third, taking the NAMANANA group and < br > fox @ - the name of young Li Xikan abs was perfect! 🦊 < br > tAUyDES]
优酷：
#后来的我们组太好哭了##少年之名#
今晚@优酷少年之名 第三次公演，vocal组深情演唱《后来的我们》也太好哭了 怪不得郭敬明和胡彦斌导师都忍不住流泪了😢
tAUUBM
[# later, our group is too young in the name of a good cry # # # < br > @ youku young tonight in the name of the third public performance, vocal group soulful singing later we also too good cry no wonder guo and hu teacher couldnt help shedding tears 😢 < br > tAUUBM]
薛蛮子：
四十八年前认识的老哥们一起吃海鲜
[ years ago meet old elder brothers together to eat seafood]
中国著名天使投资人 薛蛮子
南方都市报：
【#消防员绊脚摔告别狗子# 网友：男人间的浪漫[心]】月日，江苏镇江，@扬州消防 执行完防汛任务准备归建时，一条消防员每天喂的流浪狗来告别。消防员抱着狗子，轻轻送上一个告别“绊脚摔”。网友：大概这就是男人之间的独特告别仪式。tAUyAKn
[【 stumble and say goodbye to the dog son # # firefighters netizen romance between men [heart]] month day, zhenjiang, @ yangzhou fire task execution of the flood control and prepare to build, a firefighter feed stray dogs to say goodbye to every day. Firefighters holding the dog son, gently into a farewell stumble. Net friend this is probably unique farewell ceremony between men. tAUyAKn]
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新浪汽车：
#车迷夜聊# 你的车安装ETC了吗？#出行生活# tAUUyHS
[# # fans night chat you car installation ETC? # # tAUUyHS travel life]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
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小野妹子学吐槽：
终于有立的flag大旗没倒了，佩服我自己！！成功打卡年#ChinaJoy#展，亲身感受@京东手机通讯 元试新机福利，现场吃瓜#京东手机ChinaJoy玩大了#~有一说一，现场的小哥哥小姐姐们是真的可~
[Finally has made the flag banner didnt fall down, admire myself!! # ChinaJoy# exhibition clock in successful years, personal feeling @ $jingdong mobile communications test, new benefits, the scene to eat the melon # # ChinaJoy jingdong mobile phone to play big ~, a spade a spade the little brother sisters really miss ~]
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