2018年1月31日星期三

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李冰冰:
    带着王子糖豆一起看月全食,给他们讲天狗食月,糖豆说大大,月亮好像刚烙好的饼,我也好想ci[好喜欢]还没想好是拿个碗装满水捞个月,还是给她讲月亮是大家的要吃一起吃,天狗已经快吃完了[摊手]某吃不到饼的小盆友快哭了[吃瓜]本美食博主要去研究烙月亮饼了#大大的小外甥日记# ​
[See the total lunar eclipse, together with the prince jelly beans to tell their dog food, jelly beans significantly, the moon seems to just flipping good bread, I may want to ci [love] is also didnt want to good take a bowl filled with water for months, or tell her the moon is you want to eat eat, the dog had been almost finished [stand hand] some children do not eat bread quickly crying [eat the melon] flipping the moon cake the food blog is mainly to research the diary # # big little nephew]

微博搞笑排行榜:
    外星人入侵地球,你的专业能为人类做什么 _______________________________ ​​​
[An alien invasion earth, what humans can do for your major _______________________________]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    北有王思聪,南有何猷君(正在舔屏中!#极品男人何猷君终结者吃鸡# ​
[(sicong are north, south have Lawrence king was licking the screen! The terminator to eat chicken # # ultimate man Lawrence king]

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汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化#体验Chiron爆猛加速tRtMFL ​
[# # every car culture experience Chiron catching up tRtMFL]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    当睡意来袭,哪里我都能睡着哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈[允悲]
tRczxI ​

[When sleep, where I can fall asleep ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haallow sad < br > tRczxI]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    很心疼,如果J家肖像网络解禁稍微早些,锦户亮就不用变成一棵树了...佐藤胜利也不用变成一支圆号了...山田凉介也不用变成一颗石头了...龟梨也不用变成一只玩偶...横山也不用变成一座塔...藤谷也不用变成骷髅头[允悲][允悲][允悲] ​
[Very distressed, if J family portrait network lifted a little earlier, ryo doesnt have to become a tree... Sato victory also need not become a horn... Yamada cool interface do not have to be turned into a stone... Tortoise pears also dont have to become a doll... Hengshan also need not into a tower... Rattan valley also need not become skull [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

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但斌:
    回复@远山的海呼唤[心][鲜花][作揖]@远山的海呼唤为您点赞,看过之后深深感慨中国的股民可以少走多少弯路,少损失多少钱财。@但斌[笑cry][哈哈]@但斌回复@海涛在路上如可以请修改一点:巴菲特说道琼斯会涨到万点,文章中少了一个。谢谢@海涛在路上回复@但斌让人做好了发的[鲜花]
[Reply @ the distant sea call [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ the distant sea call for your thumb up, after read deeply regrets the Chinese people can walk much less detours, how much less loss of money. @ but bin [laugh cry] [ha ha] @ reply but bin @ waves in the way if you can please modify a bit buffett says dow Jones will rise to the point, in a less. Thank you @ waves reply @ but bin on the way to let a person do the hair (flowers)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [赞]@梁建军深圳:狗年生肖茅台火热上市,生肖深得大家喜爱,又有收藏投资价值,我亲戚的方楚雄画瓷—狗年生肖年盘也很受市场欢迎,这些都说明在消费升级的大背景下好的产品市场需求旺盛,用心做好产品!
[[who] @ jian-jun liang shenzhen zodiac maotai hot listed in the year of dog, the Chinese zodiac is deep you love, and to have the collection value, my relatives Fang Chuxiong painted porcelain - the year of the dog zodiac year dish is also very popular with the market, these are good products in the context of consumption upgrade market demand, attentively complete product!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报:
    【暗访快递袋原料来源:来路不明的垃圾原料 加工躲躲藏藏】大门紧闭,灯光昏暗,㎡厂房内堆满各式各样的垃圾,这些来历不明的垃圾被加工成原料,然后又被生产成我们每天触手可及的快递包装袋。记者对快递袋源头进行暗访,揭露快递包装袋的源头和内幕。人民网tRGvTkE ​
[【 investigations Courier bags of raw material source unknown materials processing hide 】 are closed, dimly lit, ㎡ factory in all kinds of garbage, with those of unknown origin waste was processed into raw materials, and then be production into our within easy reach of Courier bags a day. Reporters to express bag source investigations, reveal the source of Courier bags and insider. Peoples Daily online tRGvTkE]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    数千名抠图师竟因此失业[允悲]@一吨杨烂漫:哈哈哈哈哈终于不用马赛克了哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Thousands of cutout division should therefore unemploymentallow sad @ a ton of Yang romance ha ha ha ha ha finally need not Mosaic ha ha ha ha ha ha]

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猫扑:
    这只兔兔...太大了吧tRGDCZM ​
[This rabbit rabbit... Its too big tRGDCZM]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    【大爷单身年,看恋爱先生集脱单】岁大爷追剧《恋爱先生》,看了集被点醒,变得臭美,有眼力劲儿,主动向暗恋年的大妈表白,并特意找到剧中的BLOVE婚戒定制门店,因大妈以前是电报员,大爷给大妈定制了只有两人懂的摩斯密码婚戒,这份心思只有大妈懂。两人约定情人节领证。厉害了大爷! ​
[Single years, the big ye see Mr Set to take off the single love 】 at the age of the big ye drama love, Mr, read the point set is awake, become boast, appreciates the matter, whom to years of Boyle actively, and purposely to find out the BLOVE ring custom stores, because the aunt used to be a telegraph operator, big ye to Boyle custom made only two people know Morse code ring, only Boyle understand this state of mind. Valentines day to license two people agreed. Much big ye! ​]

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汽车之家:
    #家家选车导购##科雷傲#【最低配可以有 拍科雷傲.L两驱舒适版】现在这一代的科雷傲上市已经有一段时间了,如今它也迎来了第一次改款。款车型在配置方面有所调整,售价区间方面则是保持在.万至.万之间。这次我们对它刚上市的最低配车型——款科雷傲.L两驱舒适版进行了实拍,下面我...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every car ride # # # division I (minimum match can have a family I. L comfort edition two flooding 】 now this generations listed division I already have a period of time, it also ushered in the first paragraph. Models in terms of the configuration change, price is in range. To. All between. This time we just listed the minimum to it with models, division I. L two drive comfortable version of the film, the I... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #大爱燃擎#不能因为你在路上,就觉得整条路都是你一个人的......无论你是司机还是行人,请尊重每个人的路权![good][心]@汽车视频 @购车帮帮忙 @汽车黑科技 tRNRAk ​
[# # love with cant because youre on the road, feel the whole road are you a man... Whether you are a driver or pedestrian, please respect everyones way! [good] [heart] @ video @ car help @ car black tRNRAk science and technology]

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最快速的新车报道;
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最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

但斌:
    亚马逊的创始人兼首席执行官杰夫・贝佐斯(Jeff Bezos)在当天发布的一份声明中表示:“医疗保健系统非常复杂,我们对这一挑战持开放态度。尽管可能会很艰难,但减少卫生保健对经济造成的负担,同时改善员工及其家属的健保待遇是完全值得的。成功将不仅需要有才华的专家(talented experts),而且也需...全文: m.weibo ​
[Amazons founder and chief executive, Jeff ・ Bezos (Jeff Bezos) in the day issued a statement saying health care system is very complex, we challenge is open to this. Although can be difficult, but to reduce the economic consequences of the burden of health care of the health care treatment of employees and their families is totally worth it. Success will require not only a talented experts (talented experts), but also need to... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    一年九九八十一逆,加入春运算是最后一逆了。有人做了一个春运大型求生现场集锦tRcVTWS 看看有没有同款你,集锦里面没有,戳视频,一定能找到春运中的你 tRcZQa ​
[One year JiuJiuBaShiYi inverse, is one of the last inverse to travel. Someone made a travel large survival site highlights tRcVTWS see if there are any with you, highlights the inside have no, poke video, will find you tRcZQa in Spring Festival]

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金山夜话博主:
    #YY直播# 围观【如何谈恋爱】,和我一起搞事情,就等你啦,上YY 陪你一起么么哒! tRcMVZN @YY直播 ​
[# # YY live view, how to fall in love 】 【 did things together with me, will be waiting for you, with you on YY yao yao da! TRcMVZN @ YY live]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

但斌:
    [笑cry][哈哈]@但斌回复@海涛在路上如可以请修改一点:巴菲特说道琼斯会涨到万点,文章中少了一个。谢谢@海涛在路上回复@但斌让人做好了发的[鲜花]
[[laughing cry] [ha ha] @ reply but bin @ waves in the way if you can please modify a bit buffett says dow Jones will rise to the point, in a less. Thank you @ waves reply @ but bin on the way to let a person do the hair (flowers)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽:
    有生之年!...杰尼斯事务所于今日宣布,正式解禁J家爱豆肖像网络使用限制,包括记者发布会、通告采访、登台见面等。锦户亮今天在《羊之木》电影发布会上的照片,成为J家历史上第一张权限公开网络照片! ​
[The course of his life! ... Summary firm announced today, officially circumvented J love bean portrait network use restrictions, including press conferences, notice interview, meet stage, etc. Ryo today in the wood of sheep film photos of the conference, in the history of the first home J a photo permission to public network! ​]

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ZAKER:
    【最美车评人王兮兮约你一起聊聊与汽车的故事】 【直播】会骑大排摩托的女司机王兮兮又与汽车发什么了哪些趣事呢? tRcVFfy ​
[The most beautiful car critics wang xi xi you talk about with the story of the car] can live ride a big rows of motorcycle driver wang xi xi again with the car to send what what fun? tRcVFfy]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

南方都市报:
    【暖!岁奶奶生病,老闺蜜们来探望,给她梳头】岁奶奶生病住院了,她的两个最好的老姐妹结伴来看她。在病房里,三个快百岁的老人如同小姑娘一般,轻轻地为彼此梳头发:以前我们这里要梳个卷卷,现在好像不流行这样了,这么一梳能管几天呢![心]tRLNxkP ​


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猫扑:
    【东方头条直击采访汤兰兰案知情人 反映重要信息更显疑点重重】年汤兰兰一封称自己岁开始就被父亲、爷爷、老师、村主任和乡邻等十余人强奸、轮奸的举报信,把包括她父母在内的人送入监狱。案发至今,最近出狱的汤兰兰母亲迫切希望找到女儿还原当年事态,除了案件本身存在众多疑点外,头条记者...全文: m.weibo ​


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小野妹子学吐槽:
    世上最直观的心动,是可见的美丽;世上最永恒的告白,则是#用时间说爱你#。@DanielWellinton 于#天猫欢聚日#月日全网上线限量声纹刻印礼盒,将你的告白与永恒的时间,一同铭刻在爱人的腕间。倾听小野告白,请戳.tRczm ​
[In the world the most intuitive echocardiography is visible beautiful; In the world the most eternal love, it is # # say love you in time. @ DanielWellinton on # # days cat together, so online limited voiceprint signet gift box, will you love and the eternity of time, etched in lovers wrist. Listen to the ono confessions, please stamp. TRczm]

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猫扑:
    今晚你们去拍月亮了吗? ​
[You went to shoot the moon tonight? ​]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    图一:超级月亮;
图二:超级蓝血月;
图三:上好的火腿。 ​

[Figure super the moon; < br > graph the super blue blood.; < br > figure the finest ham. ​]

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新沐sunshine:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

玩转instagram:
    别人家的包裹账单 vs 我的包裹账单,不说了,让我哭一会@菜鸟裹裹 ​
[Other peoples package bill vs my parcel bills, do not say, let me cry @ rookie wrapped up in a minute]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【小伙雪天骑马撞伤女子:和她协商好了我才离开的,不是逃逸】安徽人雪天骑马兜风,一男子骑马撞伤一位骑自行车女士。男子说:我没有逃逸,被撞后,她自己说没事不用去医院我才离开的。医院诊断:女子头部骨折,颅内出血。tRyRI ​
[# # weibo communication radio [small snow riding injured woman negotiate with her well, and I didnt leave not escape 】 anhui people snow horseback riding, ms hit a man riding a bike. Man said I didnt escape, after being hit, she says nothing dont have to go to the hospital I didnt leave. Hospital diagnosis woman head fractures, intracranial hemorrhage. tRyRI]

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最快速的新车报道;
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冷笑话精选:
    天啊,现在的猫片都这么赤鸡的吗?未满十八岁禁止观看[喵喵]
tRcLgq ​

[Oh my god, now the cat is so red chicken? Under forbidden [meow] < br > tRcLgq]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

薛蛮子:
    天涯共此时 tRxBsSu ​
[The end of the world total tRxBsSu at this time]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

东方航空:
    #飞机上看月食# 有人在飞机上拍今晚的月全食吗?求图[憧憬][好爱哦][好喜欢]~ ​
[See the eclipse of the # # plane on the plane for the total eclipse of the moon tonight? O figure [hope] [good love oh] [like] ~]

中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    现在开始缺一块啦!
[Now on the lack of a piece!]

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优酷:
    月有全食,爱无时差[心]漫长地默默等待,换来此刻的圆满。你我相逢在黑夜海上,在这交会时互放光亮[鲜花]今晚:#爱的时差#第五期浪漫上线,明月高悬,柔光洒落,一同含情守候[月亮][月亮][月亮]#优酷粉综艺# ​
[Month, whole foods, love without time [heart] long long silent and waiting, for this moment of success. I meet you in the dark sea, in this encounter, mutual put the brightnessflowers tonight # # issue of the time difference between romantic love online, the bright moon hung, diffused light, together with the full of waiting for [moon] [moon] [moon] # # youku powder variety]

南方都市报:
    【武汉岁“快递奶奶”,步行送快递替死去的丈夫还债】由于丈夫生病,家里欠下债务,袁祥珍退休后开始送快递,这一送就是年。不会骑车,她只能步行扛着包裹挨家挨户送快递,忙的时候,每天要送件。她说,我有手有脚,靠自己。二更视频tRLci ​
[The age of wuhan express grandma, walked express for dead husband debt 】 because her husband is ill, home owe debts, Yuan Xiangzhen began to delivery after retirement, this is in. Dont ride a bike, she can only walk carrying the parcel delivery from door to door, busy, a day to send. She said, I have hands have feet, on your own. Two more video tRLci]

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汽车之家:
    #家家试驾评测##哈弗H#【意料之中的升级 试驾款哈弗H .T】在收到款哈弗H的试驾邀请函后,我习惯性的打开了它的车系页面,本想查查新款跟老款的区别,然而却失望地发现竟然没有任何关于新款H的消息,不过倒也无妨,按以往的经验来看,改款车型无非是在原基础上对外观和内饰的细节进行微调...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every test evaluation # # harvard H# 【 expected to upgrade Test drive with harvard h. T 】 after receiving the harvard Hs drive of the invitation, I habitually open its brand page, wanted to check the difference, new with old but disappointed to find no any news about the new H, but it was just as well, according to past experience, change model is based on the original details of exterior and interior trimming... The full text m. eibo]

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