冷笑话精选：
原来spa里的臀疗不是忽悠人[二哈]@狼毛榴莲町 我也是贴腰上，比贴肚子舒服@新时代富婆 马上码住！原来解救痛经的密码在屁股蛋[泪]
[It turns out that the hip spa therapy is not fool people @ Wolf hair durian at two ha, I also stick on the waist, than stick belly uncomfortable @ new age women live code right away! The original rescue password of dysmenorrhea in bottom egg (tears)]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪热点：
【桂林：全州县卫健局相关人员被停职 相关情况正在调查】据广西桂林市人民政府新闻办：全州县卫生健康局不当处理信访事项引发关注。目前，桂林市委市政府已派出工作组到全州县进行调查。根据初步调查情况，责成全州县对漠视群众诉求、行政不作为的县卫健局局长和分管副局长等相关人员停职检查。工作组
[【 guilin quanzhou WeiJian games are investigating of related personnel suspended 】 according to the information office the peoples government of the guangxi guilin quanzhou county health bureau improper handling complaint reporting matter causing concern. At present, guilin municipal party committee municipal government has sent a working group to quanzhou in the investigation. According to preliminary investigation, quanzhou obliged to ignore mass appeal and administrative inaction county WeiJian bureau director and deputy director in charge of related personnel suspended. The working group]
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小浪同学敲黑板：
【#北京市延庆区划定个高风险区#】今天（月日），北京市召开第场新冠肺炎疫情防控工作新闻发布会。发布会上，延庆区委常委、宣传部部长马红寰介绍，延庆区根据疫情变化形势及时调整管控区域。细致做好风险区域研判，共划定高风险区个，为长城脚下的公社（酒店）、八达岭镇石佛寺村；中风险区个
[【 # Beijing yanqing area designated a high risk area # 】 today (June ), Beijing held the first press conference of new crown pneumonia epidemic prevention and control work. Conference, yanqing district party committee standing committee, minister of the propaganda department of ma hong atlas, yanqing area changes according to the epidemic situation in a timely manner to adjust control area. Careful to do risk areas, delimit the high risk area, to the Great Wall at the foot of the commune (hotel), BaDaLing Town ShiFoSi Village; The risk during a]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：
【#广西回应超生调剂事件#：自治区纪委监委等派出工作组指导调查】据广西日报月日报道，针对全州县卫健局不当处理信访事项的问题，按照自治区党委要求，自治区纪委监委牵头会同有关部门迅速派出工作组，指导桂林市进行调查处理。
此前，一则关于广西壮族自治区桂林市全州县“对强行超生子女进行社会
[【 responded to super living adjust event # # guangxi wait autonomous discipline supervisor committee sent to guide the investigation of the working party, guangxi daily, reported on quanzhou WeiJian bureau improper handling complaint reporting matter, in accordance with requirements of the autonomous region party committee, autonomous discipline supervisor committee to take the lead in conjunction with relevant departments immediately dispatched working group, the guilin guidance for investigation and handling. < br > < br > after the news of the guangxi zhuang autonomous region, city of quanzhou for society to super living children]
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南方都市报：
【#桂林官方回应全州县超生调剂事件#：#全州卫健局长和分管副局长被停职#】月日，桂林市政府新闻办发布“关于全州县卫生健康局不当处理信访事项情况通报”。
通报称，月日，全州县卫生健康局不当处理信访事项引发社会关注。 事情发生后，桂林市委市政府高度重视，派出由市纪委、市委组织部等相关
[Official response [# guilin quanzhou super living adjust event # # all dealing with both director and deputy director in charge of the suspended #] month day, guilin government information office about quanzhou county health bureau improper processing conditions about a complaint reporting matter. < br > < br > notice said, June , quanzhou health bureau improper handling complaint reporting matter cause social concern. Since then, guilin municipal party committee municipal government attaches great importance to, sent out by the municipal commission for discipline inspection, the municipal party committee organization department, etc]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
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央视新闻：
【#北京增本土感染者例#】月日时至时，北京新增本土新冠肺炎病毒感染者例，延庆区例、通州区例；普通型例、轻型例、无症状感染者例；均为隔离观察人员。相关病例已转至定点医院隔离治疗，相关风险点位及人员已管控落位。（总台记者纪乐乐 邓煜洲） tAaiSOS
[Increases the local infection case # # Beijing 】 【 until February nd, Beijing new native new crown pneumonia infected cases, yanqing district, tongzhou district; Ordinary cases, light cases, asymptomatic infection cases; Were isolated. Related cases have been transferred to hospital isolation treatment, relevant risk level and the staff has been controlled setting. TAaiSOS (desk reporters ji le le Deng Yuzhou)]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号，是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
新浪热点：
【#自家门前装摄像头邻居起诉侵权# 法院：支持】近日，江苏沛县。刘某在自家门口安了监控摄像头，此举引起邻居韩某不满，韩某认为刘某安装摄像头并未提前告知，并且摄像头安装在了双方的公共区域内，自己及家人进出家门都会被拍到，严重侵犯了全家人隐私权和肖像权。与刘某协商几次未果后，韩某起诉至
[【 # # front mounted camera neighbor to prosecute infringement court support 】 recently, jiangsu peixian county. Ryu set up surveillance cameras in their own homes, which cause dissatisfaction with Han Mou neighbors, ryu Han Mou think cameras did not informed ahead of time, and the camera installed on the both sides of the public area, and her family in and out of the house will be photographed, seriously violated the privacy and rights of the whole family. Having failed several times, in consultation with ryu Han Mou sued to]
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小浪同学敲黑板：
【#北京新增例本土感染者#】#北京新增本土感染者例#月日，北京市第场新冠肺炎疫情防控工作新闻发布会召开。北京青年报记者从现场获悉，月日时至时，北京新增本土新冠肺炎病毒感染者例。（北京青年报）
[# # # Beijing new cases of local infection 】 【 new local infection case # in Beijing, the first field of Beijing press conference new crown pneumonia epidemic prevention and control work. Beijing youth daily reporter learns from the scene, until February nd, Beijing new native new crown pneumonia virus infected patients. (Beijing youth daily)]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈哈真的好挤@别是个沙雕吧对不起但是哈哈哈哈哈@斯德哥尔摩鸟瞰别人的痛苦我的快乐（）@消磨或厮磨真的又可爱又好笑哈哈哈哈@阿拉小糖p小蓝：我没惹你们任何人
[Ha ha ha ha ha really good squeeze @ dont is a sand sculpture sorry but ha ha ha ha ha @ Stockholm have a birds eye view of the pain of others killed or laying my happiness () @ really cute and good laugh ha ha @ our little sugar p little blue I didnt get any of you]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
平安北京：
【#北京海关查获只活体火蝾螈#】近日，北京海关在对进境邮件进行现场监管时，查获了只活体火蝾螈，火蝾螈属于外来物种。《中华人民共和国生物安全法》规定，任何单位和个人未经批准，不得擅自引进、释放或者丢弃外来物种。海关提醒，未经我国行政主管部门审批许可的活体动物，禁止携带或邮寄进境。
[[# Beijing customs seized only salamanders live fire # 】 recently, Beijing customs for import mail on-site supervision, seized only salamanders live fire, fire salamander belong to the alien species. The biosafety law of the Peoples Republic of China regulation, no unit or individual without approval, shall not, without the introduction, to release or alien species. The customs remind, without the consent of the administrative examination and approval by the competent department of live animals, brought or mailed into is prohibited. ]
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央视新闻：
【直播！#北京疫情防控工作发布会#】今天，#北京顺义核酸检测中发现例阳性#。两人均为延庆区确诊病例关联人员，已于昨日下午居家隔离，目前已转运至定点医院。此刻，北京市召开新闻发布会，介绍疫情防控最新情况。关注！（总台记者纪乐乐 邓煜洲） tAaiSi
[【 live! # # Beijing epidemic prevention and control work conference 】 today, # # Beijing shunyi nucleic acid testing found in cases of positive. Both for yanqing district confirmed cases associated personnel, comes home quarantine yesterday afternoon, the current has been transferred to the designated hospital. At the moment, at a news conference in Beijing, introduce the epidemic prevention and control latest circumstance. Attention! TAaiSi (desk reporters ji le le Deng Yuzhou)]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号，是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
ZAKER：
【#超成毕业生租金由父母支付#】据新华网报道，目前近成毕业生租金在-元之间；数据显示，%毕业生的房屋租金来自于父母，另有%的毕业生用个人工资支付房租。据悉，目前广州、上海、北京、深圳等多地大学生可申请领取租房补贴，#多地应届毕业生可领取个月租房补贴#。@五环短视频
[【 # graduates rent paid by the parents as a result of # 】, xinhuanet reported at present nearly as graduates rent between - yuan; Rents, according to the % graduates from parents, otherwise the % of graduates with a personal salary pay the rent. It is understood that at present, guangzhou, Shanghai, Beijing, shenzhen and more college students may apply for rental subsidies, # can be gotten more fresh graduates # months rent subsidies. @ rings short video]
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ZAKER：
【能让 iOS 保持流畅的墓碑机制，安卓也有了！】 能让 iOS 保持流畅的墓碑机制，安卓也有了>> tAaiasT
[【 can let the iOS flowing mechanism of tombstone, android has!] Can let the iOS flowing mechanism of tombstone, android has > > tAaiasT]
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新浪汽车：
【#神奇的汽车构造# 】#车圈往事# 年，一项发明可被认为解决侧方停车难的问题，摄于法国巴黎。 tAaiampf
[# # # magic automobile structure 】 【 circle # years past, the invention can be considered side parking problems, was taken in Paris. tAaiampf]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
