冷笑话精选：
#戳中心巴的艺术感潮玩# 我趣，暴雪希尔瓦娜斯像竟然在[快乐喵]天猫找到了，还立减，暴雪迷热泪盈眶！#天猫理想生活新鲜式#
[# stamps center of artistic tide play # I boring, blizzard silva, as in [happy meow] Tmall found, still can knock, blizzard fans to tears! New type # # Tmall ideal life]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博搞笑排行榜：
你经历的「社死场面」，想找个洞钻那种 ___________________________
[You experience the death scene club, want to find a hole drilling that ___________________________]
榜姐每日话题 博主。每晚发互动话题
汽车之家：
#家家汽车文化# 【封存年的准新福特GT 倍新车价售出】福特GT可谓是美国国宝级跑车，近日有一台年出厂，仅行驶英里的极品准新车出现在海外拍卖市场，因为车况相当完美，最终拍卖价格高达.万美元，几乎是新车售价的倍，妥妥的理财产品了。tAXHfAAr
[# every car culture # 【 seal in quasi new ford GT times new car sold 】 the GT is the national sports car, have factory YiTai years recently, acura quasi driving miles only new car appear in the auction market overseas, because quite a perfect shape, the final auction price as high as. Dollars, is the new car price times, almost no problem products. tAXHfAAr]
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新浪汽车：
【#油车电车对立是不是伪命题#】许多人认为新能源汽车是大势所趋？也有很多人还坚守在燃油车队伍中！不知从何时开始，油车电车有了一些对立的情绪。今晚和大家一起聊聊#油车电车该不该对立# [馋嘴] tAXHpaq
[【 # # gasoline tram opposition is false 】 many people believe that new energy vehicles is the trend of The Times? Also there are a lot of people still stick to in fuel car team! I do not know from when to begin, a gasoline trams have some opposition mood. Talk with you tonight # gasoline should trolley # [available] tAXHpaq opposites]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
冷笑话精选：
[酸][酸]@文科班校花酱羡慕了@吃不胖的小学到了@黄濑濑濑濑狠狠地羡慕了@万事屋纸纸酱好好看啊！！@您已进入卡文监控区是谁狠狠羡慕了 是我
[Acid acid [] [] @ liberal arts class beauty queen sauce envy the elementary school to @ @ eat not fat yellow dalai dalai dalai dalai to envy @ all the house of paper paper sauce is very good!! @ you have entered a Calvin who is severely envy the is my monitor area]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学敲黑板：
#萧敬腾 成都#
萧敬腾又来成都啦，这次会不会降温下雨呀！萧敬腾真的是把雨神的名号坐实了！哈哈哈哈[笑cry] tAXHQVgr
[Chengdu # # blues < br > blues came to chengdu, will the cool rain! Blues is really put the rain god name filled! Ha ha ha ha laugh cry tAXHQVgr]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：
哈哈哈哈哈哈在挨揍的边缘疯狂试探 tAXHfR
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha tempted tAXHfR on the edge of his madness]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪新闻客户端：
#萌娃送消防员美味粽五彩绳#【#萌娃送的五彩绳蓝朋友戴上了#[太开心]】今天端午节，河南开封，消防站门口一辆私家车上下来一个抱着箱子的萌娃，萌娃挪着小步子放下东西就跑上了车，消防员硬是没追上。“蓝朋友”收到了美味粽还戴上了好看的五彩绳。@中国消防 tAXHXQ
[# of Eva to send a fireman delicious see multicoloured line # # of Eva sent colorful rope blue friend wore # [quite happy]] is the Dragon Boat Festival today, henan kaifeng, the door of the fire station on a private car down a holding box of Eva, Eva Eva to move with small steps and ran on the car, and firefighters just didnt catch up. Blue friend received a delicious reed also wore nice colorful rope. Fire tAXHXQ @ China]
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ZAKER：
【把濒危野生动物当宠物，#男子元网购绿鬣蜥被警方抓获# 】近日，河北石家庄，民警在工作中发现，辖区内居民吴某私自购买饲养了一只绿鬣蜥。经调查，吴某年前花元网购了只绿鬣蜥饲养，该蜥蜴属于濒危野生动物。目前，吴某已被依法采取刑事强制措施，案件正在进一步办理中。@西部决策
[【 the endangered wild animals as pets, # online green iguana was arrested by the police man yuan # 】 recently, shijiazhuang, hebei province, police found in the work, residents Wu Mou within their respective jurisdictions to buy raised a green iguanas. After investigation, flower yuan Wu Mou years ago bought a green iguanas breeding, the lizard as part of the endangered species of wild animals. At present, Wu Mou has been criminal compulsory measures are taken in accordance with the law, cases are dealt with in further. @ western decision]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
新浪汽车：
【#马斯克强制员工坐班遭德国工会反对#】马斯克被曝要求员工每周必须至少回到办公室工作个小时，否则就走人。但这一要求遭到了德国最大工会的反对。特斯拉工厂所在地的德国金属工业工会表示，将支持任何反对马斯克最后通牒的员工。
[【 # musk mandatory staff in office by the German unions oppose # 】 musk had asked staff must have at least a week back in the office working hours, or leave. But this requirement encountered opposition from Germanys biggest trade union. Teslas factory is located in Germany metal industry trade union, said will support any employees against musk the ultimatum. ]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
平安北京：
过节就应该涨知识，来看看大神做的生物历史年表！转发收藏！
从水下第一个生命的萌芽，到亿万种生命的诞生，从人类学会使用工具到今天的成功探索太空，亿万载时光凝聚于此。我们身上的基因来自亿年前的深海，时光荏苒，它是遥远彼方传承于此的诗歌！#生物历史年表# tAXHxKtz
[Holidays are supposed to get knowledge, to see the great god do biological historical chronology! Forward collection! < br > < br > from water down a germ of life, to one hundred million the birth of life, from humans learned to use tools to todays success to explore space, billions of years time together on this. Our genes from deep billion years ago, time flies, it is far away he inherited from the poetry! # # biological historical chronology tAXHxKtz]
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央视新闻：
【#舰载机着舰时飞行员全身血液涌向头部# 网友：难以想象的考验】#驾驶歼舰载机是什么体验#？航母着舰甲板长度仅为陆地跑道的十分之一，还会不规律摇晃；着舰时急剧减速，飞行员颈椎腰椎要承受巨大的冲击，全身血液涌向头部……帅气起降的背后，是日复一日的训练，是随时可能面临的风险↓致敬！
[【 # the pilot systemic blood poured into the aircraft carrier head # net friend it is hard to imagine the test of] # # what is driving annihilates aircraft experience? Carrier to ship deck length is only one over ten of the land the runway, irregular will shake; The ship when a sharp slowdown, the pilot cervical lumbar bear huge impact, the whole body blood to the head... Is handsome behind landing, day after day of training, is subject to the risk for left. ]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号，是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#玩家密室逃脱游戏中摔骨折获赔万#】“基地自毁程序已启动……”警报声中，几位玩家慌张地冲进电梯，身后是扮成“僵尸”的工作人员在靠近……这是不久前，一家“沉浸式”密室逃脱游戏中的一幕，也正是在这场游戏中，一名玩家因摔骨折，将经营者告上法庭索赔万余元。近日，北京朝阳法院开庭审理此
[【 # in the chamber of secrets escape game fell fracture maintaining all # 】 base self-destruct program has started... The alarm, behind a few players hurry rushed into the elevator, was dressed as a zombie staff near... It was not long ago, a immersion chamber of secrets escape the game scene, it was also in the game, a player for and fracture and the operator to court claim more than yuan. Recently, the Beijing chaoyang court here]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：
#奔跑吧蔡徐坤是会飞吧# 运动小达人@蔡徐坤 已经上线，挑战空中胯下运球投篮，直接投中了分的篮筐，勇夺分，获得了这个环节的冠军！帅哥是会飞吧！空中转体太优秀了～#上优酷看奔跑吧#
tAXHHpMm
[# # running CAI xu is will fly small sports talent @ CAI xu has been launched, challenge the air crossovers shooting, direct hit points of the basket, won, won the champion of this link! The handsome boy is flying! Of air is so good ~ # on youku watch running # < br > tAXHHpMm]
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优酷：
#看传家连哭两天# 雨再大，背后的嘲笑声再刺耳，易家三姐妹内心的坚定也不会动摇——“父亲，我们回家了。”[给你小心心] #电视剧传家#
tAXHHoZU
[# # rain again big family heirloom cry two days, three sisters behind derision and sharp, easy home inner firm will not waver, father, we went home. [give you heart carefully] # # TV family heirloom < br > tAXHHoZU]
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