冷笑话精选：
好复古好好看@别是个沙雕吧还以为在拍画报！@我的追星大号这是童话世界吗🥺@我说你怎么敢的呀好有活力的秀场 场景转换也好有趣[开学季][开学季]@邓嘻嘻嘻：好有感觉！！像情景剧一样[泪]
[Dont is a good retro look @ sand sculpture thought making posters! @ I make track for a star of the large-sized is this fairy tale world 🥺 @ how dare I say you ah good dynamic show scene conversion or interesting [back-to-school] [back-to-school] @ deng xi xi xi good feeling!!!!! Like a sitcom [tears]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：
【美国发布新规：自动驾驶汽车不再要求人工控制系统】 自动驾驶汽车不再要求人工控制系统>> tAouxt
[[the United States issued new rules self-driving cars no longer require manual control system 】 self-driving cars no longer require manual control system > > tAouxt]
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新浪新闻客户端：
#你的考研分数上国家线了吗#【扩散周知！#年考研国家线#公布[加油]】月日，教育部召开视频工作会议，部署年全国硕士研究生招生复试录取工作。教育部发布了《年全国硕士研究生招生考试考生进入复试的初试成绩基本要求》（国家分数线）。各招生单位将根据《年全国硕士研究生招生工作
[# # did you ones deceased father grind scores on state line 【 known to spread! Ones deceased father grind state line # # years [oil]] month, the Ministry of Education work video conference, deploy years of graduate student recruit students admission to the second interview work throughout the country. In the Ministry of Education issued the national postgraduate entrance exam examinee enters the second interview first try achievement of the basic requirements for fractional line (country). The recruitment of students unit according to the years of graduate student recruit students work throughout the country]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
#你的考研分数上国家线了吗#【#研考国家线#公布 你的成绩上线了吗？】月日，教育部召开视频工作会议，部署年全国硕士研究生招生复试录取工作。教育部发布了《年全国硕士研究生招生考试考生进入复试的初试成绩基本要求》（国家分数线）。各招生单位将根据《年全国硕士研究生招生工作
[# # did you ones deceased father grind scores on state line [# research published by the state line # your grades online? Month, the Ministry of Education work video conference, deploy years of graduate student recruit students admission to the second interview work throughout the country. In the Ministry of Education issued the national postgraduate entrance exam examinee enters the second interview first try achievement of the basic requirements for fractional line (country). The recruitment of students unit according to the years of graduate student recruit students work throughout the country]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
央视新闻：
【扩散周知！#年考研国家线#公布[加油]】加油！祝福考研同学！
[【 known to spread! Ones deceased father grind state line # # years [oil]] come on! Ones deceased father grind students blessings! ]
“央视新闻”是中央广播电视总台新闻新媒体旗舰账号，是总台重大新闻、突发事件和重要报道的首发平台。
国际版小助理：
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[[take] flowers cant see the expression of small owners, close the app in the open. [flowers flowers] [flowers flowers] [flowers flowers] [flowers flowers] [flowers flowers] [flowers flowers] [flowers flowers] [flowers flowers] [flowers flowers] [flowers flowers] [flowers flowers]]
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新浪汽车：
【#你对燃油车的执念在哪# 】如果没有任何限制，你是买燃油车还是电动汽车？就想了解下大家真正是怎么想的。[馋嘴] tAoqoX
[[# where does your obsession to fuel car # 】 if you dont have any restrictions, are you buy fuel car or electric cars? Just want to know how you really think. [available] tAoqoX]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
ZAKER：
【张朝阳开课手推E=mc²，李永乐现场狂做笔记！CEO当太久都忘了他是MIT物理博士】 张朝阳开课手推E=mc²，李永乐现场狂做笔记！ tAotoz
[[zhang course push E = MC squared, siu dee the crazy take notes! CEO when Dr Long forgot he was MIT physics 】 Charles push the commencement of the E = MC squared, siu dee the crazy take notes! tAotoz]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
新浪新闻客户端：
.#两会daily#
新征程，新启航！
#两会报道# 今日上午，十三届全国人大五次会议闭幕，国务院总理李克强出席记者会并回答记者提问。总理谈今年GDP目标增长.%左右，减税降费是施肥浇到根上，就业是民生问题也是发展问题，#中国对外开放的大门决不会也不能关上#。锲而不舍，恪尽职守，向着新征
[. # CPPCC daily# < br > the new journey, new set sail! < br > # # CPPCC reports this morning, closing session of the fifth meeting of the National Peoples Congress, the State Council premier li keqiang attended the press conference and answered questions from reporters. Prime minister, to talk about this years GDP growth target. %, tax cuts is JiangFei fertilizing watering to the roots, employment is the peoples livelihood and development issues, # Chinas opening to the outside door never cant close the #. Perseverance, fulfill their duties, toward a new requisition]
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汽车之家：
#新车擎报站# 【来了来了！全新国产宝马X测试谍照曝光】日前，我们获取到了一组国产全新宝马X车型的测试谍照，结合此前的消息，全新宝马X或将于月月份海外发布。作为一款在国内市场热度比较高的SUV车型，新车将会带来哪些变化呢？#家家新闻# tAXyZf
[# # with new car stops [coming to! New domestic BMW X exposure test photos 】 recently, we obtain a set of domestic brand new BMW X model test photos, combined with the previous message, issued by the new BMW X or month in overseas. As a heat higher SUV models in the domestic market, new car will bring what changes? # # every news tAXyZf]
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微博时尚：
#换季实用穿搭# 【一衣多穿指南】
一件毛衣背心可以搭配种不同风格的造型！Gentlewomen 都市丽人 休闲街拍，和@CIRCE乔 一起，打开时尚穿搭新思路~ tAVEwJ
[# # change garments according to the practical wear build a guide to the clothes wear more < br > a sweater vest style can match different modelling! Gentlewomen city beauty leisure street snap, and @ CIRCE Joe together, open a new way of thinking ~ tAVEwJ fashion wear]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
南方都市报：
【全国政协委员#白岩松建议把残疾人改成残障人# 把俯视变平视】#白岩松建议用残障替代残疾# 全国政协委员、著名主持人白岩松表示：年，中国“残废人”的称呼改成了“残疾人”，这是一个巨大进步，包含了人们对生命的尊重和对残疾的重新认识。但“残疾人”这个词仍是一种俯视视角，建议用“残障”替
[[CPPCC member # # bai yansong suggested changing the disabled to disabled people change looking head-up 】 # # bai yansong suggest replace disabled with disabilities the CPPCC national committee, the famous anchor bai yansong said, Chinas disabled changed to disabled, this is a huge progress, includes respect for life and for disabled people. But the word disabled is still looking down at the Angle of view, a suggested for disabled]
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平安北京：
#平安下午察# 【每日学“典”：丧偶儿媳尽心赡养公婆，可作为第一顺序继承人】《中华人民共和国民法典》第一千一百二十九条：丧偶儿媳对公婆，丧偶女婿对岳父母，尽了主要赡养义务的，作为第一顺序继承人。tAlDJ
[Examine # # peace afternoon 【 daily learning Canon widowed daughter-in-law with support in-laws, can be used as the first order heir 】 the law of the Peoples Republic of China civil code article one thousand one hundred and twenty-nine the widowed daughter-in-law to in-laws, or sons-in-law to her parents, made the predominant contributions in maintaining their parents-in-law shall, as a first order heir. tAlDJ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
#律师透露福原爱离婚细节##律师说福原爱不争取抚养权是有难言之隐# 近日，律师赖芳玉受访透露@福原愛AiFukuhara 离婚细节，称福原爱亲自打电话求助她，采用视频方式讨论相关事宜。赖芳玉强调因为社会舆论，让整起离婚案件更为棘手。她还为福原爱抱不平，称福原爱不积极争取抚养权是有自己的难言之隐。
[# # # divorce lawyer that ai fukuhara details lawyer said ai fukuhara is not seeking custody is room # recently, lawyers Lai Fangyu surveyed said @ ai fukuhara AiFukuhara divorce details, said ai fukuhara call for help, she personally dealing with video methods. Lai Fangyu stressed because of public opinion, let whole divorce case more difficult. She also for ai fukuhara be outraged by an injustice that ai fukuhara is not actively seeking custody is have my own room. ]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：
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