冷笑话精选：
真的不想上班[泪]@小柴饼干er我應該是一名作家@肉桃果zero[苦涩][苦涩][苦涩]@xayiida我不想谋生 我想生活
[Really dont want to go to work @ small wood biscuits er tears, I should be a writer @ meat TaoGuo zero [bitter] [bitter] @ xayiida bitter, I dont want to earn my living I want to live]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：
【男子打牌起争执持刀行凶致死伤 畏罪跳楼自杀前顶楼画面曝光 】 福建浦城一男子酒后他人发生争执，持刀行凶致死伤，随后畏罪自杀，其跳楼自杀前与现场民警对峙画面曝光。现场>> tAMXFkQh
[【 men play CARDS to argue with a knife crime death injury wasn jumped from top picture exposure 】 fujian pu city men drink and others dispute, knife crime to death, then his suicide, confrontation with the police picture exposure before the jump off a building suicide. The scene > > tAMXFkQh]
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微博时尚：
#时尚媒体联盟##Mr.Link 特刊# @LINK领客 抓住一束光，在昼夜不分的刹那。舞台像潮汐涌动，声浪滚动着奔袭。璀璨，鲜活，炽热，将顶灯炽烤，散碎下晶莹剔透的梦境。@孟子义 #孟子义[超话]# 在这漩涡中回溯，湖蓝色闪烁后沉寂，找到那片岛，为自我，而栖息。#孟子义女团风大片##孟子义猫系少女妆#
[# # # fashion media alliance Mr. Link issue # @ Link brought passenger grab a beam of light, in all the moments of night and day. Stage like tidal surge, howls rolling around. Bright, fresh, hot, the dome light roast, scattered broken under the glittering and translucent get rid of the dream. # @ # Meng Ziyi Meng Ziyi [ultra words] back in the whirlpool, lake blue flashing after the silence, found the island, for myself, and habitat. Vast # # # mencius adopted daughter TuanFeng Meng Ziyi cat girl makeup #]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
平安北京：
#民警游客逆风浪跳海救落水男孩#岁男童游泳溺水，游客下海营救脱力，幸亏派出所民警及时赶到。这真的是舍生冒死营救！[good]#我在他乡守平安# tAMXvktV
[# police tourists inverse wind had jumped to save a drowning boy # boy swimming drowning, sea rescue force, thanks to the policemen arrive in time. This is really born die rescue! [good] # # I in the home guard peace tAMXvktV]
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ZAKER：
【Win让AMD很受伤：CPU游戏性能下降%，官方建议暂时别升级】 CPU游戏性能下降%，官方建议暂时别升级，AMD：你礼貌吗>> tAMXFQ
[【 Win for AMD is injured CPU performance degradation % game, official advice temporarily dont upgrade 】 CPU performance degradation % game, official advice temporarily dont upgrade, AMD are you polite > > tAMXFQ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【开工第一天 滞留在新疆的旅客们怎么样了？】日，新疆伊犁州在天次常规核酸检测中，发现人核酸阳性，经专家诊断均为新冠无症状感染者。该地立即实施封闭式管理，并启动全域全员核酸检测。正值国庆假期，不少游客也因此滞留此地。今天是开工第一天，这些游客现状如何？最新情况>>...全文： m.weibo
[【 starts on the first day of stranded passengers in xinjiang? Day, xinjiang yili prefecture in day time in conventional nucleic acid detection, found that the nucleic acid is positive, the expert diagnosis are new crown asymptomatic infections. The area immediately implement closed-end management, total nucleic acid detection and start the whole domain. During the National Day holidays, a lot of tourists stranded. Today is the first day of the start, the tourists present situation how? Update > >... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：
【#新郎被隔离新娘独自举行婚礼#，新郎：这种出场方式是最没想到的】据@后浪视频 报道：近日，湖北襄阳，一对新人举行婚礼时，台上却只有新娘没有新郎，新郎因疫情隔离只能隔空现场向妻子致歉。据新郎王先生称，他和妻子的婚礼定在月日，但自己月 日从黑龙江回来路上得知发现疫情，回来后就直接...全文： m.weibo
[【 quarantined the bride wedding alone # # groom, groom this way is one of the most thought 】 @ wave after video reported recently, the hubei xiangyang, the couple wedding, stage only the bride and groom did not, the groom with in isolation only through empty field apologized to his wife. According to groom wang says, he and his wifes wedding on June , but found myself back from heilongjiang province February nd way that epidemic, after come back directly... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#游客手机掉落水池被水獭捡起送还#：想给水獭送锦旗 [心]】近日，上海。一游客在野生动物园内拍摄水獭表演时，不慎将手机落入水池，结果被池内的水獭捡了起来，手机里的相机正好记录了这一幕↓@白鹿视频 tAMXmOJa
[【 # tourists phone falls into a pond has been picked up the otter returned # want to give the otter pennants [heart]] recently, Shanghai. A tourist in wildlife park, the otter snatched mobile phone fell into the pool, the result was the otter picked up in the pool, the phones camera recorded the scene just left @ white deer video tAMXmOJa]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
所以不轻易给朋友安利，如果你太看重他人反应的话[允悲]
[Amway so it is not easily to a friend, if you take others so seriously reaction [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
汽车之家：
#汽车之家一汽丰田品牌直播间#
十一错峰旅游季来临，聊聊放假期间自驾体验及出行攻略。戳tAMXkBDe，看直播抢专属福利！
[# # car home of faw Toyota brand studio < br > peak tourist season, talk to drive experience during the holiday and travel guides. Poke tAMXkBDe, see live and exclusive benefits! ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
ZAKER：
【#山西救援队员喝水打颤# [泪][泪]】山西连日降雨，气温骤降，救援队员喝水时都在不停打颤的一幕令人泪目！希望每位平凡的英雄在保护家乡的同时，也要保护好自己！（太原广播电视台交通广播） tAMXyHt
[The rescuers to drink water chattering # # shanxi [tears] [tears]] shanxi days of rainfall, temperature, rescuers drink the water in a scene kept chattering in tears eyes! Hope every ordinary hero at the home of protection at the same time, also want to protect yourself! TAMXyHt (taiyuan station traffic radio)]
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微博汽车：
#SUV全民购#“你负责抖 我负责稳”[偷笑]电控悬架加持下的摩卡，这波能不能得到大家的真香呢
[# SUV universal purchase # you are responsible for shaking, I responsible for stabilizing [laughing] electronically controlled suspension under the blessing of mocha, this wave can get everybodys delicious]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【景区国庆推出无人值守一元午餐 结算多出元】#景区元午餐结算多出元# 月日，河南洛阳老君山景区国庆推出的无人值守一元午餐收官，共售份收到元，多出元。工作人员称这说明游客对一元午餐的支持，明年会继续。@澎湃新闻 tAMXBvd
[The scenic National Day launch unmanned one yuan RMB settlement more lunch] # # scenic spot yuan RMB settlement more lunch date, luoyang, henan province laojun mountain scenic area of National Day to launch unmanned one yuan packaged lunch, a total of RMB a received, yuan more. Staff said it showed the tourists to the support of a yuan lunch, next year will continue. @ surging news tAMXBvd]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【武汉#女子长期吃隔夜菜重度贫血晕倒#】武汉的胡女士一个人独居，为了省事，她总是一次做天的饭菜，每次要吃的时候再拿出来加热一下。最近，她总感觉浑身没劲儿，甚至在家中晕倒，被邻居紧急送往武汉市中心医院后，查出重度贫血，究其原因竟是长期吃隔夜菜惹的祸。医生介绍，长时间烹饪会导致食物中...全文： m.weibo
[【 # wuhan woman eat overnight food for a long time of severe anemia fainted # 】 wuhan Ms. Hu a person living alone, in order to save trouble, she is always the food once a day, each time you want to eat then take out the heating up. Recently, she didnt always feel whole body strength, even fainted at home, neighbors rushed to the central hospital in wuhan city, found severe anemia, investigate its reason is eat overnight food for a long time. The doctor introduction, cooking can lead to food for a long time... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【后#本科女孩白天代驾晚上洗车还债万#：再苦也不会放弃】岁的刘淑仙毕业于重庆工程学院电子信息工程专业，毕业后她创业失败，负债万，便开始想办法赚钱还债。她白天跑代驾，晚上通宵与朋友在路边洗车。谈及为什么不做专业相关的工作，她说那样工资提升比较慢，做生意能改变她的生活状态。自己...全文： m.weibo
[【 # bachelor girl generation of driving at night during the day after washing debt than # again painstakingly also wont give up 】 Liu Shuxian graduated from chongqing college of engineering at the age of electronic information engineering, after graduation she business fail, liabilities, and began to think of some way to make money to pay. She ran generation driving during the day, evening all night with a friend on the roadside car wash. Talk about why not do the related work of professional, she said that pay rise slowly, business can change her life. oneself The full text m. eibo]
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