南方都市报：
【#老师买星星发卡为全班女生扎辫子#：她们是小时候的我】四川内江，后丁老师在乡村小学教体育，因看到有的孩子披着头发，还有发绳断掉再接起来继续用。于是买来很多星星发卡，在上课间隙为她们编起了辫子。孩子们排着队，乖乖等着扎头发，扎好后开心比耶。平时，丁老师还会带着孩子们一起学跳舞，希...全文： m.weibo
[【 # for the class teacher to buy stars hairpin girls braid # they are my young 】 sichuan neijiang, after reading the teacher teaching in rural primary school sports, because saw some children covered with hair, and hair rope break off to pick up and continue to use again. Then buy a lot of stars hairpin, gaps in a class as they make up plait. The children lined up, darling, waiting for a hair, tied after good happy. At ordinary times, reading the teacher will also bring the kids to learn how to dance together, and... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#名学生军训头顶水瓶齐步走# 整齐划一，教官：训练了天，没粘胶水】据@后浪视频 报道：月日，广东广州。一段多名学生军训，头顶矿泉水瓶整齐划一行走的视频走红，气势震撼。教官表示，水不能装太满，只装了三分之一到三分之二，学生训练了天。平时训练站军姿也会让他们头上放一个水瓶，...全文： m.weibo
[【 Aquarius practiced # # students military training head uniform, instructor training day, no glue water 】 @ wave after video reported June , in guangzhou, guangdong province. A student military training, the top of the head water bottles uniform walking video, imposing manner. Instructor said, water will not pack too full, only one-third to two-thirds, training students the day. Peacetime training station JunZi also can let them put a water bottle,... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【太欢乐！秒看#国庆偷偷回家家人反应合集#：奶奶激动捶儿子 姥爷喊“亲娘”】#国庆瞒着家人偷偷回家是什么体验#？分钟看国庆偷偷回家欢乐合集，有地位不如孙子的儿子，还有因为太兴奋对着外孙脱口喊出“我的亲娘啊”的姥爷，还有卖鱼给女儿的“亲妈”……网友：笑着笑着就哭了。...全文： m.weibo
[【 too joy! Second look reaction collection # # National Day secretly home family grandpa grandma excited lamented son called mother 】 # National Day what experience # is secretly hide from family home? Minutes watching National Day secretly joy home collection, have status as sun tzus son, also because too excited for her grandson blurted out shout out my mother grandpa, and sold the fish to her daughters mother... Net friend laughed and laughed and wept. . The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
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[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha too image @ hao three-year-old ha acutely @ dont is a sand sculpture real @ catch small ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ performing word jun dad tourism is tangs monk scriptures @ how did my friends is a wonderful work killing unified @ crystal boy chicken prince content is just too real [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：
【#浙江卫视向雷军周鸿祎致歉#】月日，@中国蓝新闻 发文称，月日晚，浙江卫视《周末面孔》栏目播出小米科技创始人、董事长雷军的采访，错将“雷军”写为“周鸿祎”。错误发生后，栏目组已第一时间撤片、改正。在此特向雷军先生、周鸿祎先生及广大观众、网友致以深深歉意！我们将认真吸取教训，杜...全文： m.weibo
[[apologised to lei jun Zhou Hongyi # # zhejiang TV] month day, @ China LanXinWen that month day night, zhejiang TV broadcast weekend faces millet technology interview, lei jun, chairman of the founder of the wrong write lei jun for Zhou Hongyi. Error occurs, the group has taken piece, correct the first time. In this, Mr Zhou Hongyi to Mr Lei jun and the general audience, net friend extend our deep apology! We will learn seriously, du... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【孤岛独居年 #现代版鲁滨逊#重归社会现状如何？】莫兰迪在一座孤岛上独居了近年，被人们称为“意大利鲁滨逊”。然而，今年月，因政府将该岛屿纳入国家公园被迫搬走，已经岁高龄的莫兰迪不得不回归社会。这位老人还能适应社会生活吗？当被问到否会再度搬回孤岛，莫兰迪的回答令人意外↓↓最新近...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # island alone in modern-day Robinson reintegration status????????? How. Morandi alone on an island in recent years, known as Robinson Crusoe of Italy. Month this year, however, because of the government to the island into national park was forced to move out, is - year - old morandi has to return to society. The old man still can adapt to the social life? When asked whether will moved back to the island again, morandis answer surprise left left the latest... The full text m. eibo]
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平安北京：
#国庆小时# #祝福祖国守护平安# 月日，@时间视频 跟随北京市公安局环食药旅总队实地走访天安门地区，国庆假期期间，天安门广场游人如织，据了解，日当天万游客观看了升旗仪式，全天天安门广场接待游客万人次，北京市公安局相关部门部署安保力量，确保天安门地区的良好秩序。 ...全文： m.weibo
[# # # # blessing the motherland to protect National Day hours peace, February nd time @ video with the Beijing municipal public security bureau annular eclipse medicine brigade field visit tiananmen square region team, during the National Day holiday, attraction of tiananmen square, it is known that day thousands of tourists to watch the flag-raising ceremony, tourists throughout tiananmen square person-times, relevant departments of the Beijing municipal public security bureau deployment of security forces, to ensure the good order of the tiananmen square area. . The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【#中国首位女指挥曾想做飞行员救国#】岁高龄的郑小瑛，是中国首位女指挥家。她回忆，自己岁学琴，但抗日战争爆发，“逃难到四川，没有琴了”。在她儿时的纪念册中，还留存着一张飞机的蜡质剪贴画，其中寄语有“负担起中华儿女应有的责任，才是真正的救国”。郑奶奶说，自己年少时的志向是做飞行员...全文： m.weibo
[【 # Chinas first female conductor wanted to be the pilot of saving the # 】 - year - old Zheng Xiaoying, is Chinas first female conductor. She recalled, her old piano, but the Anti-Japanese War broke out, fleeing to sichuan, there is no piano. In her childhood memory books, but also preserved a clipart wax figure of the aircraft, including remarks with burden the responsibility of the Chinese people should have, is the real national salvation. Zheng said the grandmother, his youth ambition is to do the pilot... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【涨幅% 特斯拉三季度全球交付成绩出炉】日前，特斯拉官方公布了年第三季度全球的生产和交付情况，总交付量达到辆，轻松打破了今年第二季度创下的辆的历史交付记录，涨幅达到了近%。其中，辆是面向大众Model 和Model Y，辆是更高端的Model S和Model X。...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [% increase tesla global delivery result from the third quarter], tesla officially announced in the third quarter of the global production and delivery situation, total deliveries of vehicles, easy to break the delivery vehicles in the history of the set in the second quarter of this year, up to nearly %. Among them, the car is for the mass Model and the Model Y, is the higher-end Model and Model S X. . The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
卢健生：
今早比赛，上半场接应苏耀文左路横传，门前轻易撞射入网。完场前接应罗伟志右路传中，头球摆渡远柱队友控定回传给我推射入网，大胜。感谢队友助攻，今天是开心的一天！
[Meet so yiu man left cross match this morning, the first half, the door easily crashed. Onto Luo Weizhi right cross time, elano far post teammates control back to the I pushed into the net, win. Thank you for his teammates, and today is a happy day! ]
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但斌：
@扬子江奔流运动与探险，这是人类的本能。
[@ Yangtze river flowing movement and adventure, this is a human instinct.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：
阿部宽，一个靠沙雕新闻不断出圈的男人[允悲]
[Wide Abe, a man who continues to make news by sand ones with [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：
[赞][心][鲜花]@小玉帮主赛的中文超棒，俩孩子都这么乖，父母培养的好用心啊
[[who] [heart] [flowers] @ jade Chinese great help a Lord, two children are so lovely, parents cultivate good heart]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@望京大头叔叔洗澡需要供水，还要有排水，没有罗马的引水渠和下水道，洗澡就不可能，人类退化是常有的事
[@ wangjing big uncle need water bath and a drainage, no Roman diversion channels and sewers, it will be impossible to bathing, human degradation is often the case]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#年诺贝尔奖明天起揭晓#！世界顶尖科学家们为你划重点！】又到了诺贝尔奖颁奖时间，年诺贝尔奖项将于日陆续揭晓。#年诺贝尔奖有何看点#？内行人士解读↓↓往届得主们接到诺奖电话，都有哪些有趣的反应？据悉，委员会在致电年诺贝尔物理学奖得主阿瑟·阿什金时曾遭拒绝，而理由令人哭笑...全文： m.weibo
[The Nobel Prize announced tomorrow # # years! The worlds top scientists to highlight for you! And it was time for the Nobel Prize award, the Nobel Prize awards will be announced in succession in the day. What is the point # # years Nobel award? Interpretation professionals left left down past winners receive a call from a Nobel Prize, what are the interesting response? The committee on call Nobel physics prize winner when Arthur ashe gold had been rejected, and reason to cry smile... The full text m. eibo]
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