冷笑话精选：
#防蚊效果最好的时尚单品#
妈妈再也不用你被蚊子咬了[doge]
#幽默视频冲浪季# tAVlVikj
[The best fashion item # # anti-mosquito effect < br > mother no longer you have been bitten by a mosquito [doge] < br > < br > surf season # # humor video tAVlVikj]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
#新车擎报站# 【外观内饰均升级 新款捷豹XFL已到店】近日，我们在某经销商处拍摄到了新款捷豹XFL的实车图。作为中期改款车型，新车整体的外观和内饰都进行了较大调整。在今年月日开幕的上海车展上，这款车正式完成国内首秀。#家家新闻# tAVlVIK
[# # with new car stops the exterior interiors are upgrading the new jaguar XFL has to store 】 recently, we are a dealer took the real vehicle of the new jaguar XFL figure. As a medium-term change model, the appearance of the new car as a whole and interior are the major adjustments. In today on the opening of the Shanghai auto show, the car formally completed domestic debut. # # every news tAVlVIK]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
但斌：
【俄罗斯计划将主权财富基金中的美元占比削减至零】财联社月日讯，俄罗斯财长称国家财富基金将退出美元资产，投资于欧元、人民币和黄金资产。俄罗斯财长称欧元份额将是%，人民币为%，黄金%，英镑和日圆均为%。 俄罗斯财长称新投资结构预计将在一个月内实行。 (路透)(来自财联社APP)
[The Russian plan would cut to zero of dollars in sovereign wealth funds accounted 】 goods association date of dispatch, Russias finance minister said national wealth fund will exit the dollar assets, investment in the euro, the yuan and gold assets. Russias finance minister said the euros share will be %, renminbi as %, % of gold, sterling and the yen are %. Russias finance minister said the new investment structure is expected to be in a month. (Reuters) (from goods association APP)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
天猫：
#Design for the Future#如果看杂志的时候，所有商品都可以一键购买、送货到家该多好啊！@卷宗Wallpaper 的编辑们空降天猫家装城，为你带来全球顶尖设计好物。今晚点，@天猫家装城 上新栏目，不见不散！
就是那只哄你花钱的猫。
优酷：
#我们今天的生活就是他们的理想# #理想照耀中国远方不远预告# 《理想照耀中国》发布《远方，不远》预告。少年学子热血逐梦，勤学笃行终成大国工匠。 @TFBOYS-王俊凯 @演员侯勇 @杨童舒 @周澄奥_Actor @演员杨猛 下周一《远方，不远》优酷燃情上线，一起理想当燃。
tAVlFo
[# we live today is their ideal ideal shines China not far distance forecast # # # ideal shines China release the distant place, not far from the forecast. Young students blood dream, study relentlessly resourceful all powers artisans. @ TFBOYS - chun-kai wang @ hou yong @ Yang Tongshu @ Zhou Cheng Mr _Actor @ dancers Yang Meng next Monday in the distant place, not far from youku, online, with ideal when burning. < br > tAVlFo]
冷笑话精选：
羡慕了@豆豆说？？？@豆瓣酱bot什么公司？地址在哪？还招人吗？最近什么时候可以入职？
[Envy the @ doug said??? @ bean paste bot what company? Where is the address? Still hiring? When can the recent entry?]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#光荣小课堂#开课啦~湘江战役是关系生死存亡的一战，中央红军在湘江上游与国民党军苦战五昼夜，最终强渡湘江，突破了第四道封锁线。电视剧#光荣与梦想#锁定优酷，每晚同步播出。
[# # glorious small classroom course ~ battle of xiangjiang river is of vital importance to the relationship between the first world war, the central red army in the xiangjiang river upstream and the kuomintang army bitter five days and nights, finally force the xiangjiang river, broke through the fourth blockade. TV series # # glory and dream locking youku, synchronous broadcast every night. ]
热点新闻：
西藏小江南[太开心][太开心][太开心]
[Small jiangnan Tibet [quite happy] [quite happy] [quite happy]]
关注最新热点新闻视频
卢健生：
One of the things new with this administration is if you dont know the answer, dont guess, just say you dont know the answer.
福奇博士在拜登上任后他的第一个记者招待会上这句话，让懂王情何以堪。[允悲]
[One of the things the new with this administration is if you dont know the answer, dont guess, just say you dont know the answer. < br > fauci in Joe biden, his first press conference after the words, to understand the king. [allow sad]]
Z CAM 首席执行官
新浪新闻客户端：
【#印度岁孩童打扫新冠隔离点厕所#：应对上级视察 还有专人监工】月日，据印度媒体报道，印度马哈拉施特拉邦一名岁儿童被要求打扫新冠隔离中心的厕所。该地乡委会近期接到上级视察指令后，便指使这名未染疫儿童清洁厕所，儿童旁边还有“专人监工”。视频曝光后当局介入调查此事，乡委会涉事工作人...全文： m.weibo
[【 # Indian children aged clean new crown isolation point toilet # deal with superior inspection and will oversee 】 month day, according to Indian media, the Indian state of maharashtra a years old children were asked to clean the new crown center of the toilet. The area township committee after the recent visit from a superior instructions, and letting the children not quarantinable epidemic clean toilets, children alongside specialist supervisor. Authorities are investigating the matter after video exposure, township committee work involved... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【男子打新冠疫苗，这个发现救他一命！赶紧自查】近日，岁的鲁先生去接种新冠疫苗，接种疫苗前的一个发现竟意外的救了他一命。男子打疫苗前发现了什么？又为什么救了他一命？哪些人不适合接种疫苗？打疫苗前要自查↓↓转发提醒身边的人>>tAVlcOQ
[The man hit new vaccine, this discovery to save his life! Hurry introspection 】 recently, at the age of Mr Lu to new crown vaccine, vaccination before a found unexpectedly accidentally saved his life. Man found before vaccinated? And why they saved his life? What kind of person is not suitable for vaccination? Vaccination to check list left left before forwarding to remind people around > > tAVlcOQ]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：
#美好的日子开播# 旅客朋友们，列车前方到站，大北市车站[小红花] ！和五湖四海的人们一起，即将来大北厂报到啦~[哈哈] 拿好手中的车票，今晚#上优酷看美好的日子# ～
@王千源 @童蕾 张丰毅 丁嘉丽 @演员王迅 @于明加Lorla @张铎 @徐梵溪 @倪虹洁 @演员田昊 @潘之琳 @吴彦姝
[Passengers friends # # nice day started, in front of the train station, the north city stationsmall red flowers! With people all over the world, will report to the north plant ~ ha ha take well those tickets, # # youku on the good old days tonight ~ < br > @ she @ TongLei fengyi zhang Lorelei @ actor Wang Xun @ mingjia yu Lorla @ Zhang Duo @ xu brahman creek park tien @ Pan Zhilin @ Wu Yanshu @ hongjie ni @ actors]
ZAKER：
【#熟蛋返生作者现身特异功能培训会# 涉事酒店报警监管部门介入】近日，微博博主@史里芬Schlieffen 发布视频称，他花元在杭州一酒店参加“高峰论坛”，见识了“隔空取物”“凭空变钱”等神奇现象。在该博主拍摄的视频中，今年月因“熟蛋返生孵小鸡”论文被广大网友熟知的印大民出现在现场，并称：...全文： m.weibo
[[# cooked egg back to life the author appeared psychic training # involved hotel alarm regulatory intervention 】 recently, weibo bloggers @ history in Schlieffen released video, said he spends yuan of a hotel in hangzhou to participate in the peak BBS, see the fetch from a distance the amazing phenomenon such as getting money out of thin air. In filming the video blog, this month because of cooked eggs back hatch chicken paper by people known as the big people appeared on the scene, said... The full text m. eibo]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
优酷：
#壮志高飞# 摩的夫妇正式约会啦！撒花~逛街购物刷我的卡、甜品都点你喜欢的，本单身狗表示受到了一万点甜蜜暴击[doge][doge][doge]@陈乔恩 @郑恺 #上优酷看壮志高飞##吴迪肖默约会#tAVWEPI
[# # ambition high friction couple officially dating! And brush my card to go shopping shopping, point your favorite dessert, this single dog said the ten thousand sweet crit [doge] [doge] [doge] @ absent so winning qiao en @ Ryan youku watch ambition soared on # # # # tAVWEPI Wu Dixiao vision date]
知乎：
#知乎小事# 其实奶奶都知道
[# # zhihu things actually grandma all know]
谢邀，人在中国，刚下飞机，知乎官方微博，就不匿了。
