新浪汽车：
#大爷骑电动撞上保时捷豪转一万五赔偿#交警苦劝：是保时捷全责，不用赔偿。[衰]但大爷坚持己见，并对交警说：钱，无所谓的。[doge][doge]最后，大爷向保时捷驾驶员转账元作为赔偿[费解]tAGxTO
[# the big ye ride electric into porsche hao turn bitter advised # fifteen thousand to compensate for the traffic police is a porsche solely, without compensation. Uncle [failure] but insisted, and the traffic police, said money, doesnt matter. [doge] [doge] in the end, the big ye to porsche drivers [difficult] tAGxTO zhang yuan as compensation]
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优酷：
#我们恋爱吧#虽然还是不敢直视小黑@储镒恬CRISTIAN 的眼睛，但夏侯@假装不是夏侯 还是勇敢的进行了一波情话表白，“四个人里面最好的就是你”，这句话的杀伤力有点大，小酷简直甜到齁！
tAGxxTx
[# # we love still cant look straight into the eyes of the little black @ chu yi tian CRISTIAN, but Mr Xiahou @ pretend not brave or xiahou to a wave of whispers, four people is best is you, the lethality of this sentence is a bit big, small cool sweet to staining! < br > tAGxxTx]
微博时尚：
现在看直播已经成了一种生活方式，从体验上来说直接通过直播来种草好物然后下单的方式便捷又具有亲和力。面对如此庞大的主播群体中，@雪梨Cherie 的直播间更适应当下的生活形式，整个直播节奏轻松幽默，又不失专业性。直播带货模式的逐渐成熟，更离不开以雪梨为代表的内容创作者的不懈努力。期待后面的...全文： m.weibo
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新浪新闻客户端：
【正在直播：#天津防疫发布会#】月日时，天津市防控指挥部消息：#天津新增例无症状感染为货车司机#。今天，天津市人民政府新闻办公室召开新闻发布会，通报最新情况。@人民日报 联动@津云 正在直播↓↓一起关注！tAGxCOT
[[is live # # tianjin epidemic prevention conference] month day, tianjin control command messages # tianjin new cases of asymptomatic infection # for lorry drivers. Today, tianjin municipal peoples government information office held a press conference, reporting the latest situation. Linkage @ @ the Peoples Daily live tianjin clouds are left left together attention! tAGxCOT]
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猫扑：
【吓人！ #飞机窗边惊现巨大蜘蛛#[衰] 疑似卡在窗户夹层】近日，国外一名男子乘坐飞机时，抬头发现窗边闪过一团硕大的“黑影”。凑近一看，竟然是一只体型“巨大”的蜘蛛，一动不动“趴在”飞机窗户上。男子和朋友正怀疑这只蜘蛛早已“死亡”时，蜘蛛突然动了起来…tAGMnZoY
[【 scary! # plane near a huge spider window # [failure] suspected CARDS in the window sandwich 】 recently, when a man is flying abroad, looked up and found the window flash across a huge shadow. Close to a look, turned out to be a size large spider, motionless lying aircraft in the window. Man and the friend is doubt this spider has death, a spider suddenly moved... tAGMnZoY]
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优酷：
#瞄准# 将于月日及月日停更两日，各位观众老爷请耐心等待，后续剧情更加精彩哦！#上优酷看瞄准#
[Aimed # # will stop on the day of month and month, two days more, everyone audience Sir Please be patient, the follow-up story more exciting! Youku to see aiming at # #]
微博汽车：
这期有点豪，地库里面埃尔法数不过来了，幻影同样也有点多[舔屏]#豪车超跑# #汽车视觉#
[This period is a little house, inside the vault el method to count, the phantom is also a little more [lick screen] # cars run visual # # # car]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
新浪新闻客户端：
#美食时刻#不知道吃什么的时候，试试这个宫保鸡丁~！好吃到连汤汁都不剩
tAbSAhk
[# # food moments dont know what to eat something, try this kung pao chicken ~! Delicious not to even the soup left < br > tAbSAhk]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
#美食时刻#造型别致的焦糖布丁天使蛋糕～快学起来吧！
tAGIROg
[# # food moments the creme brulee with chic modelling angel food cake ~ quick to learn! < br > tAGIROg]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：
#旅行好久不见# 尾款人的紧张时刻倒计时了！提前码住剁手前的一波攻略，就能拥有尾款后的快乐。教科书版剁手教学，码住这个双飞猪爆款清单就购了：方特主题乐园-厦门方特梦幻王国人票，单人低至元；春秋航空想飞就飞.-锦绣山河元起；杭州莫干山网红小木屋度假-晚含乐园票套餐元起，...全文： m.weibo
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【市值被反超 丰田章男谈论特斯拉市值】日前，据丰田汽车官方表示，目前公司市值为亿美元，其市值约为特斯拉亿美元市值的一半，对此丰田章男表示，虽然特斯拉声称将会制定未来汽车标准的“菜谱”，但丰田汽车拥有的是真正的“厨房”和“厨师”。由此可见，丰田汽车对自己将在电动车...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news akio toyoda, talking about the market value was caught tesla value 】 a few days ago, according to Toyota officials say, at present, the company has a market value of $, its market value is about half the market capitalisation of tesla $, Mr. Toyoda said, though tesla claims will establish standard of future recipe, but Toyota is a real kitchen and cook. Thus, Toyota motor in electric vehicles to myself... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#亲爱的麻洋街# 大瓜安排！今晚马爸爸突然晕倒，麻洋街大姐大马晓晓@谭松韵seven 也害怕到崩溃大哭！欧小剑@许魏洲ZZ 却因涉黑被抓捕，接连的大事，让麻洋街愈发不太平！优酷#宠爱剧场# 全网独播中，VIP每周一至周三抢先看，VIP会员尊享超前点播，提前看下周
[# # dear MaYang street big melons arrangement! Big sister tonight ma father suddenly fainted, MaYang street Ma Xiaoxiao @ songyun tan seven also afraid to crash into tears! The small sword @ ZZ Xu Wei states were arrested by police, subsequent events, let more volatile MaYang street! Youku # # love theater tech-oriented window, VIP every Monday to Wednesday first, VIP members to enjoy advanced on-demand, ahead of next week]
平安北京：
【博士生醉驾被查情绪崩溃：我还是个学生！】近日，珠海交警在情侣路查获一名醉驾男子，男子一直向民警道歉，并称自己还是学生，明天还得上学，让民警通融一下。经调查，男子上个月刚被某大学录取为博士，而且驾照刚拿到手还没到一个月。没想到，因为一时的侥幸被交警查获。男子想到学业可能会因此会受...全文： m.weibo
[【 doctoral drunk by emotional breakdown I was a student! Recently, the zhuhai police seized in couples road a drunk man, man always apologize to police, and said he was a student, still have to go to school tomorrow, let civilian police accommodation. Last month, just after investigation, the man was admitted to a university for doctor, and a drivers license just reach to a month. Unexpectedly, was the traffic police seized for a temporary fluke. Men think of academic may thus be... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
awsl[awsl]@王日日日咩咩妈呀，美女我好爱
[Awsl [awsl] baa baa @ king day, mama ah, I love beauty]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：
在凡学普及之前，日剧早就开始凡尔赛了...
新垣结衣：“姿色少得令人绝望”
长泽雅美：“男人根本不会吃雅美的美人计”
户田惠梨香：“丢人”
松本润：“没钱”
桐谷美玲：“百丑本丑，必须靠围巾遮一下”
柏原崇：“朴素的脸”
木村拓哉：“让人无法交往”
佐佐木希：“让人不想娶回家”
石原里美：“...全文： m.weibo
[Before every learning become widespread, they have already started to Versailles... < br > new dusting knot clothing looks less desperate < br > long ZeYa beauty men dont eat elegant beauty honey trap < br > the household Tian Huili disgraceful < br > Matsumoto embellish no money < br > tung GuMeiLing this ugly ugly, must rely on the scarf covering the < br > another world plain face < br > takuya kimura let a person cannot contact < br > sasaki bush let people dont want to marry home < br > the ishihara is beautiful ... The full text m. eibo]
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