冷笑话精选：
#家里拥有一只招财猫# 转发这只招财猫本猫，你也会发财[awsl] tAGLmqk
[Have a lucky cat # # home forwarding this plutus cat cat, you will be rich awsl tAGLmqk]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：
会了@·桃不甜·hhhhh@蜻蜓队长 会了会了@一只圆脸莎 熟悉的味道[doge]@学霸的英语笔记 [晕][晕][晕]
[Will the @, peach is not sweet, HHHHH @ dragonflies will captain the club the @ a round face she is familiar with the taste of [doge] @ outstanding students of English notes [dizzy] [dizzy] [dizzy]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
战士们与敌军混战，危难关头英勇冲锋、互相保护，这种同生死共患难的战友情太好哭了！锁定优酷看#战火熔炉#，与兄弟并肩同行！
[The soldiers with the enemy melee, blaze a crisis and protect each other, this TongShengSi the danger of his comrades too good crying! Locking youku to see # # war furnace, and his brother together! ]
南方都市报：
【#西安鸟群泛滥市民放礼花驱赶# 鸟屎落厚厚一层[吃惊]】月日，陕西西安，大量鸟儿在阎良区胜利街盘旋聚集，天空中黑压压一片，地面被鸟屎堆成了“天屎路”，严重影响附近商户经营和居民正常生活，有市民受不了放礼花驱赶。据居民介绍，每天下午五点半左右，这些鸟儿就会过来，路人一不小心就被鸟屎...全文： m.weibo
[【 # xi an flock flood citizens put fireworks off a thick layer # bird droppings fall [surprised]] month day, xi an, a large number of birds circling in yanliang victory street gathered themselves together, and the sky was dark, ground is birds become a road day excrement, the pile of serious impact on businesses to operate and nearby residents normal life, there are people cant stand to put fireworks off. According to residents, about p.m. every day, the birds will come here, stranger carelessly was bird poo... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【手机控患上#干眼症#，光滴眼药水可能不够！】手机、电脑使用频繁，眼睛干涩、红肿、易流泪，可能都是干眼症的症状之一。很多人患干眼后，会自己买眼药水滴一下，这样做对吗？干眼症分具体哪几类情况？哪些眼药水可以正常使用？来听中南大学爱尔眼科学院李绍伟教授权威解答！（大米Video）...全文： m.weibo
[The phone # # suffer from dry eyes, light eye drops may be not enough! Mobile phone, computer use is frequent, dry eyes, red and swollen, easy to tears, may be one of the symptoms of dry eyes. After a lot of people are suffering from dry eye, can oneself buy ophthalmic drops, do it right? Which a few kinds dry eyes points and the specific situation? What eyedrop can be normal use? To listen to, central south university institute of ophthalmology professor shao-wei li authority to solve! Rice (Video)... The full text m. eibo]
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微博汽车：
嗯哼就坐等售价了[喵喵]PS：GR Yaris期待的人也是蛮多的
[Well just wait for the price [meow] PS GR Yaris is also pretty is much looking forward to]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【售.万元起 新款凌宝BOX正式上市】日前，凌宝汽车官方宣布凌宝BOX上市，新车共推出款配置车型，售价区间为.-.万元。tAGLnrc
[# # every news 【 sales. Ten thousand yuan is listed on the new LingBao BOX], LingBao officially announced LingBao BOX car, new car launch configuration models and price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. tAGLnrc]
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优酷：
#将军家的小娘子#
#锦绣夫妇# 锦儿和将军婚后没羞没臊的生活来啦~时时刻刻都是甜蜜的抱抱抱吻吻吻[污]每周三至周五晚优酷#宠爱剧场# 甜宠恋爱仍在继续！超前点播已更新至大结局~来看我们萌萌的小将军呀！
tAGLKMJz
[# # # general home darling < br > jinxiu couple # general jin son and getting no SAO life after marriage to ~ every moment of the day is a sweet kiss kiss kiss hug hug every Wednesday to Friday night youku [pollution] # # love theater sweet pet love continues! Advance on demand has been updated to the finale ~ to see when we MOE small general! < br > tAGLKMJz]
平安北京：
双警方也“带货”～[doge]亿涉案黑老大豪车豪宅网上公开司法拍卖，车辆最低起拍价块。。。#海南警方vlog# tAGLVRwS
[Double the police carry ~ [doge] million involved public justice black boss luxury homes online auction, vehicle lowest bidding block... # hainan police vlog# tAGLVRwS]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#李春宰承认华城第案是自己所为# 一文回顾“杀人恶魔”罪行】
[【 is oneself do # # Li Chunzai admit huacheng first case review article killer crimes 】]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博汽车：
【#日产年后在华停售燃油车#】日前，日产汽车正式宣布了有关中国地区的车型规划信息，根据计划，日产将在年实现中国市场全面电气化，不再销售纯燃油车型。
月日产在中国正式发布了e-Power混合动力系统，并表示将率先搭载于轩逸车型上；而后天籁、奇骏等车型也将陆续引进此项混合动力系统。按日产...全文： m.weibo
[【 halt to the sale of fuel car # # nissan years later in China], nissan officially announced the information on the models of planning in China, according to the plan, nissan will be fully electrification in the realization of the Chinese market, no longer pure fuel sales model. < br > on nissan officially released in China e - Power hybrid system, and said he would take the lead in carrying on the sylphy models; Then the music, qi jun and other types of cars will also introduce the hybrid system. According to the nissan... The full text m. eibo]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
新浪新闻客户端：
【#小学校长为学生们种了一片花海#：让学校成为乡村最美的地方】江西宜春，一位乡村小学校长和老师一起，在满是黄土杂草的操场上建了个足球场，球场两边种满了花，让孩子们每天能在花海中踢球。校长殷大福说，想送给学生和老师一片花海，让学校成为乡下风景最美的地方。@大米Video ...全文： m.weibo
[【 # elementary school principals for the students of a graze # make school 】 the most beautiful places in the countryside of jiangxi yichun, a rural primary school principals and teachers, together in the playground is full of loess weeds to build a football stadium, on both sides of the stadium is full of flowers, let the children to play in the flowers every day. The headmaster YanDaFu said, want to students and teachers for a graze, let the school become the most beautiful place in the country. @ rice Video... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
青年时报：
【这些照片里，#野生动物个个都是戏精#[笑cry]】“引吭高歌”的松鼠、伸出两条腿睡觉的狸、一脸不屑的海龟…近日，英国一家动保组织公布年#搞笑野生动物摄影奖#获奖名单，照片中的呆萌动物让人忍不住嘴角上扬。主办方说，希望通过这些照片，以轻松的方式提高公众对野生动物的保护意识↓你最喜欢__...全文： m.weibo
[【 these photos, # # is play wild animals all fine [laugh cry]] sung squirrel, raccoon dog sleeping out two legs, a face of despise the turtles... Recently, a British insurance organization released in # # funny wildlife photography winners, pictures of the lovely animals, let a person cannot help the corners. Organisers say, hope that through these photos, to easy way to enhance the publics awareness of the protection of wild animals left __ your favorite... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：
#车圈热聊# 月日，理想汽车公布了月交付数据。理想ONE在月交付辆，连续三个月刷新单月交付量纪录。同时，月新增定单量也创下历史新高。年月至月，理想ONE已累计交付辆。
[#, #.so hot chat, ideal car unveiled a month delivery data. Ideal ONE month delivery vehicles, refresh record monthly delivery quantity for three months in a row. At the same time, the new order quantity also hit a record high. ONE month to month, ideal has delivery vehicles. ]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪汽车：
#出行生活# 天呢，三轮车率先实现了真·无人驾驶[阴险][阴险]tAGLhlmK
[# # days travel life, tricycles to realize the true, unmanned [insidious] [insidious] tAGLhlmK]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
