冷笑话精选：
？@樱桃味年糕舒服了😌@都市音酱本强迫症舒服了@徐陈jun很强[good]
[? @ cherry flavored rice cakes comfortable urban sound sauce 😌 @ the obsessive-compulsive disorder comfortable @ Xu Chen jun strong [good]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
“三驾马车”前三季同比增速均已转正，一图读懂中国经济↓↓tAbHEZdQ
[The troika the first three quarters year-on-year growth have been positive, a picture is read left left tAbHEZdQ down Chinas economy]
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但斌：
这说明林鹏过往业绩优异，赢得了投资者的信赖。资管行业大时代刚刚开始，希望更多优秀同行脱颖而出！[赞][作揖]@捺一抹涟漪刚发一只规模就超东方港湾了[允悲]
[This suggests that Lin past performance is excellent, winning the trust of investors. Great age of information technology industry has just started, hope more good peer stand out! [who] [bowing] @ si with a ripple just send a size over the eastern bay [allow sad]]
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汽车之家：
#晚安家人#
#你发过的第一条微博是什么# 还记得吗？[嘻嘻]
[# # # < br > good night family you had sent the first weibo what # do you remember? [xi xi]]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白#睡前一听[微风]，滨崎步演唱《犬夜叉》经典片尾曲《Dearest》现场版，《犬夜叉》也迎来了开播的周年纪念，感谢犬夜叉陪伴我整个青春[泪]tAbYlETS
[# # understood in the middle of the night before sleeping to [wind], ayumi hamasaki concert inuyasha classic song Dearest live, also ushered in the inuyasha started anniversary, thank you accompany me the whole inuyasha [in] tAbYlETS youth]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#志愿军缴获美军团旗当蒸笼布#】年，抗美援朝战场上，志愿军营部炊事班班长交代战友一个任务：找一块布用来蒸馒头。没想到，战友找到了一块“质量还不错”的布——美军“北极熊团”团旗。此战，志愿军首次全歼团建制美军，击毙团长，缴获团旗。此后，美军序列中再无“北极熊团”。...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # volunteers seized us the league flag when the steamer cloth 】 in the Korean battlefield, volunteers camp cookhouse squad leader of class replacement workers a mission to find a piece of cloth used for steamed bread. Unexpectedly, comrades to find a good quality cloth - the league flag the polar bear group. This war, volunteers for the first time American adowa group divisions, shot colonel, seized the league flag. Since then, the sequence of no polar bears. . The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#志愿军缴获美军团旗当蒸笼布#】年，抗美援朝战场上，志愿军营部炊事班班长交代战友一个任务：找一块布用来蒸馒头。没想到，战友找到了一块“质量还不错”的布——美军“北极熊团”团旗。此战，志愿军首次全歼团建制美军，击毙团长，缴获团旗。此后，美军序列中再无“北极熊团”。...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # volunteers seized us the league flag when the steamer cloth 】 in the Korean battlefield, volunteers camp cookhouse squad leader of class replacement workers a mission to find a piece of cloth used for steamed bread. Unexpectedly, comrades to find a good quality cloth - the league flag the polar bear group. This war, volunteers for the first time American adowa group divisions, shot colonel, seized the league flag. Since then, the sequence of no polar bears. . The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
牧原股份：前三季度净利.亿 同比增长%tAbHWUnR
[Grazing the original shares in the first three quarters of net profit. Year-on-year growth % tAbHWUnR]
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南方都市报：
#湖南一政务中心人员与群众争执#【湖南一政务中心人员口飙脏话与群众争执，涉事单位：处理中】近日，网传湖南湘西花垣县政务中心一工作人员与群众发生冲突，视频中该工作人员情绪激动，对办事群众飙出脏话，还试图拿起器械打人。该政务中心的工作人员向南都记者表示，事情正在进一步处理中，稍后将发布...全文： m.weibo
[# # a government affairs center personnel dispute with the masses of hunan (hunan a government affairs center to mouth up dirty with the masses, involved units processing 】 recently, net spread hunan province through a county government affairs center staff clashed with the masses, the staff in the video, the emotion to handle affairs the crowd yelled out words, also hit people try to pick up the equipment. The government affairs centre staff to SMW reporter said that the matter is under further processing, will be released later... The full text m. eibo]
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24小时新闻：
【高手在民间 八旬婆婆在公园用毛笔沾水写字】月号，禅城区同华西一路的公园，一位八十岁婆婆用毛笔沾水在地上写字。据婆婆说：她几年前患过“中风”，经治疗后身体可以自理，但手脚还不灵活！为了把身体恢复正常，她每天花几个小时在公园写字锻炼身体，经过锻炼婆婆的身体已恢复。#强视频# ...全文： m.weibo
[[ace in folk s mother-in-law write with brush touch water 】 in the park month, zen city parks, along with west China a eighty - year - old mother-in-law wrote on the ground with brush dipped in water. According to her mother-in-law said she had a stroke a few years ago, after the treatment can provide for oneself, but the hands and feet is not flexible. In order to put the body back to normal, she spends several hours a day in the park and write exercise, after exercise her mother-in-laws body has been restored. Strong video # #... The full text m. eibo]
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24小时新闻：
【#官方回应卫生院现丁义珍式窗口#：窗口前有待坐区 已另增设椅子】月日，网友反映贵州兴仁马马崖镇卫生院窗口不合理，一名背着小孩的女子缴费时坐立困难。日，当地镇政府回应称，涉事缴费窗口高度设计合理，距缴费窗口不远处有待坐区，事发后医院已另增设个座椅，如遇人多还可启用取号机。 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 # official response institutes are currently Ding Yizhen type window # sits before the window to the area has the additional chairs 】 month day, netizens reflect XingRenMa horse cliff township health centers in guizhou window is unreasonable, a woman carrying a child sit when payment difficulties. , local township government responded that involved the payment window height design is reasonable, not far from capture to expend the window to be sitting area, after the hospital has to add other seats, in case of more people, can also be enabled and taking. . The full text m. eibo]
最新、最快新闻视频
微博时尚：
绝美#初秋辣妹穿搭# 你喜欢吗[憧憬][憧憬][憧憬] 快来一起参加吧[羞嗒嗒]
[# # beautiful early autumn spice outfit do you like it fast [hope] [hope] [hope] to join [shame clicking]]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
但斌：
林鹏首只私募产品首日售亿，或创国内二级私募单日募集纪录tAbHOiy
[Lins first private products on sale, or a domestic private secondary to raise a record one-day tAbHOiy]
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