刘彦斌：
今日点评：没跌！
[Comments today did not fall! ]
冷笑话精选：
好美啊@天秀bot哇@离我破罐子@风吹铃铛响叮叮太漂亮了@太皇太后您有喜啦太美了@万事屋纸纸酱天哪！！[哆啦A梦吃惊]@亚历山大--N世哇，也太好看了叭[憧憬]
[Good o beauty show bot wow @ @ day pot from me @ the wind bell ring ding-ding queen too beautiful @ you hei! So beautiful @ all the house of paper paper jam!!!!! [doraemon surprised] @ Alexander - N the wow, too good A beep [hope]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：
厉害厉害[跪了]@一只学霸神仙宿舍[跪了]@林耶耶-：二胡绝了[跪了]@樱你好美：我都看完了[good]@你这是只问题很大这一棒差点给我头发上的一个头皮屑打掉
[Badly ill] [kneeling @ a outstanding student gods] [kneeling @ Lin Ye yeah - dormitory erhu insane] [kneeling @ sakura beauty hello I have finished watching [good] @ you this is a problem a lot this stick almost give I hair a dandruff aborted]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
平安北京：
【这位民警秋夜里骑三轮狂追警车公里？原因竟然是...[泪]】月日晚时，@芜湖市沈巷派出所 民警在辖区某超市门口发现一名帕金森患者发病，自行服药后依然颤动不止，需要回家休息[感冒]。而陈某担心自己用来维持生计的三轮车留在现场不安全，不愿丢下三轮乘坐警车。民警孙朝晖见状主动骑上患者的三...全文： m.weibo
[【 the autumn night ride a tricycle crazy police after the police car kilometers? The reason is...... [tears]] on Tuesday night, @ wuhu area of a lane the policemen in the door of the supermarket found a patients with Parkinsons disease, still shaking after taking this medicine more than by oneself, need to go home and rest [cold]. And XXL worry about to make a living of tricycle on-site unsafe, dont want to leave three rounds in a police car. Police from zhaohui sun said the initiative on the patients three... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#电视剧幸福里的故事#第一次见“丈母娘、老丈人”正确操作[doge]人靠衣装马靠鞍，咱们墙哥@李晨 为了见瓦儿父母，特意穿上西装，这小造型也是杠杠的[doge]#上优酷看幸福里的故事#
tAboNgD
[# # show happiness story for the first time see mother-in-law, old father-in-law correct operation [doge] the clothes make the man horse saddle, lets brother wall @ in order to meet tile son, parents deliberately put on a suit, the shape is small and leverage [doge] youku to see happiness on # # < br > tAboNgD]
汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【特斯拉测试版FSD软件将于月日发布】日前，特斯拉首席执行官埃隆·马斯克（Elon Musk）在其社交媒体上表示，最新限量测试版的FSD（完全自动驾驶）软件将于月日（下周二）发布，不过该测试版只面向“专业而谨慎的驾驶员”。tAboljho
[FSD # # every news 【 tesla beta software will be released on June 】, tesla CEO Elon Musk, (Elon Musk) on its social media, said the latest limited beta FSD (fully automatic driving) software will be released on June (Tuesday), but the beta version only for professional and cautious driver. tAboljho]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
南方都市报：
#南都直播#【台风“浪卡”傍晚登陆，广东湛江、琼州海峡直击】今年第号台风“浪卡”月日时位于海南省万宁市以东大约公里的南海北部海面上，将于今天傍晚前后在海南陵水到文昌一带沿海登陆。日下午，南都记者将多地追风，在广东湛江和徐闻琼州海峡发来最新实时直播。 tAbolKtV
[# # SMW live 【 landing typhoon wave card evening, guangdong zhanjiang, qiongzhou strait direct 】 the first typhoon sea card, located in east of hainan wanning about kilometers off the coast of northern south China sea before and after will be held this evening in lingshui, hainan wenchang along the coastal land. Afternoon, SMW reporter will more, zhanjiang and xuwen in guangdong qiongzhou strait from the latest broadcast live. tAbolKtV]
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青年时报：
【男子搬重物后腹痛难忍，一查竟是小肠钻进胸腔[傻眼]】#一男子小肠钻进胸腔#近日，广东佛山一名男子因腹痛就医，一查竟是小肠钻入胸腔。他称有可能与自己过量运动、搬重物有关。经检查，该男子的小肠钻入左侧胸腔，将左肺压缩变形，并致左侧胸腔积液。经手术，共切除坏死小肠米，目前男子已出院。（...全文： m.weibo
[The man lift heavy things after abdominal pain, a check is the small intestine into the chest [been]] # # a mens small intestine into the chest recently, guangdong foshan a man because of abdominal pain, a check is the small intestine into the chest. He said may be related to their excessive movement, lift heavy things. Through inspection, the man of the small intestine into the left side of the chest, the left lung compression deformation, and the left pleural effusion. After the surgery, total excision of necrotic intestine meters, at present, the man has discharged from hospital. (... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
有人掏钱去买白日梦骗自己，就有人去造白日梦骗钱。如果清醒着就可以很快乐，谁又愿意花钱哄自己睡着呢。
[Someone to pay for cheat yourself daydreaming, cheat money has been to build daydreaming. If awake can be very happy, and who are willing to pay to your sleep? ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
微博汽车：
【#天际汽车完成超亿元融资#】今日消息，天际汽车近期已完成超过亿元人民币的新一轮融资。本轮融资由地方政府产业引导基金、大型国有银行领投，资金将用于后续新车型研发、智造、销售渠道及服务体系建设、品牌营销推广等工作。另外，天际汽车已开启IPO准备工作，计划于年IPO，新一轮Pre-IPO融...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # 】 the horizon auto complete exceeds one hundred million yuan financing news today, the sky had been completed more than one hundred million yuan in the car of a new round of financing. This round of financing guided by local government industry fund, big state-owned Banks, funds will be used for the follow-up research and development of new models, smart, sales channel and service system construction, brand marketing, etc. In addition, the sky cars have open preparations for an IPO, IPO plan in years, a new round of pre-ipo melt... The full text m. eibo]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
南方都市报：
【小学生第一次演讲开口震全场 老师：我当时被吓到了】#小学生脱口秀首秀开口震全场#近日，云南一位小学六年级男生在班上作“不要沉迷电子游戏”的演讲，开口第一句气势震全场，随后近分钟的演讲他全程脱稿，激情澎湃赢得掌声不断。老师表示“我当时也被吓到了。”事后仅提了个小建议：下次演讲眼睛...全文： m.weibo
[【 pupil first speech opening shock to the teacher I was scared # # students talk show debut opening shock full recently, the yunnan province a primary school grade boys in the class as a dont indulge video games speech, opening the first sentence vehemence earthquake, nearly minutes later he without all the way, passionate applause continuously. The teacher said I was scared at that time. After only a little advice the next lecture eyes... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【英国新冠住院患者已超月高峰 #英国准备重启方舱医院#】 日，英国疫情数据发布会称，已要求位于曼彻斯特、桑德兰和哈罗盖特的“方舱医院”南丁格尔医院，做好接收病人的准备。当天新增例确诊病例，英国新冠肺炎确诊病例超过万例。新的三级封锁机制日开始实施。tAboxIk
[The new British crown hospitalized patients have super month peak # Britain prepared to restart the application hospital # 】, the epidemic data, according to the conference has asked in Manchester, sunderland and harrogate square hospital nightingale hospital, ready to receive patients. On the day of the new cases of confirmed cases, Britains new crown pneumonia confirmed cases more than million cases. New level day began to implement block mechanism. tAboxIk]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#狗狗滑板技术精湛成街头明星# 主人：它没摔我倒摔了】近日，来自北京的马先生教狗狗滑滑板的视频走红网络。视频中，狗狗“土豆”在滑板上加速、拐弯、漂移样样精通，一派此间老手风范。主人马先生表示，他一开始是为了能在法国斗牛犬这种比较懒的狗狗走不动路的时候方便一点，于是开始教狗狗学滑板...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # the dog dog skateboard skilled street star master it fell I fell 】 recently, Mr Ma teach dogs from Beijing skateboarding video popular network. In the video, the dog dog potato on the slide speed, bend, drift master, school of the old style here. Host Mr Ma said, he is the beginning to the French bulldog this kind of lazy dog walk when convenient, then began to teach a dog to learn skateboard... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
南方都市报：
【知音难觅！#两位大爷异地相识每年相聚玩音乐# 】月日，山东淄博，一公园内两位大爷演奏《赛马》，配合完美。据了解，岁的耿大爷和岁的于大爷是异地相识结成乐友，虽然右手都有残疾，但却能用手风琴和二胡熟练演奏。大爷说，他们每年相聚一次切磋音乐，已成为乐友知音。（人民视频） ...全文： m.weibo
[【 bosom friend hard! # two big ye long-distance met together to play music every year # 】 month day, shandong zibo, a two big ye play in the park horse race, cooperate with perfect. It is known that old uncle geng met in the age of the big ye is different form leyou, although has the disabled, his right hand but can use the accordion and erhu play skillfully. The big ye, say they meet once a year to learn music, has become a leyou understanding friend. (video)... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：
#家家选车导购# 【《车事快说》年内将上市重磅新车】买车这款别错过！年内将上市重磅新车盘点，《车事快说》值得看的新车新闻都在这里。 tAboFCr
[# # every car ride the car matter quick say years will be listed new blockbuster 】 a car dont miss it! Years listed blockbuster new inventory, the car matter quick say worth watching new car news are all here. tAboFCr]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
