2020年10月9日星期五

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芬达小熊熊:
    成为更好的自己[心] ​
[Become a better myself [heart]]

南方都市报:
    #官方回应稻田遭游客踩踏#【大理金色稻田遭游客踩踏,官方:后期将加宽田埂,增加步道】#大理金色稻田遭游客踩踏#有网友向记者爆料,月日前往大理喜洲古镇游玩时,经过亩金色稻田,部分稻田惨遭踩踏。稻田负责人回应,称黄金周人流量太多,不好控制,假期结束后就会收割稻子,后期也将加宽田埂...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # the official response to the rice fields were tourists trample the marble golden rice fields by tourists trample, official late will widen the field ridge, increase trails 】 # # marble golden rice fields by tourists trample netizens revealed to the reporter, month to visit Dali xizhou town, after mu golden rice fields, paddy stomped part. Rice paddies, head of response, called golden week too much traffic, bad control, harvesting rice will be after the end of the holiday, late will widen the field ridge... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    @壮士来一发嘛@不让讲我偏要讲我班上的学生偷了班费,我自己补上了,然后私下找这个小男孩聊天,让他自己回家对爸爸妈妈讲清楚事情经过,第二天她妈妈来还了我钱,这是一个老师对一个人生观价值观尚未健全的小男孩的第一堂课,希望他真的懂了。
[@ to arise when a strong @ wont let tell me to speak for the students in my class had stolen class expense, myself up, and then privately for a chat with the little boy, let him go home to mom and dad clear thing, her mother the next day to return my money, this is a teacher of an outlook on life values is not yet sound in the boys first lesson, hope he really understand.]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈想看!@九月九z这个太好玩了!!
[Ha ha ha ha want to see! @ September th z this is fun!!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    【在一起·收件箱】#在一起# 树洞时间,一句话证明你看了#在一起之武汉人# [并不简单]并和小酷聊聊看完之后的感受吧[在一起]#上优酷看在一起# ​
[# # together together, inbox 】 【 tree holes, a word that you watch the # # together of wuhan people [] are not simple and small cool talk about feelings after watching [together] on youku to see # # together]

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 大家假期休息的怎么样?准备好明天上班了嘛[doge][doge][doge] ​
[# # everybody goodnight family holiday? Ready to go to work tomorrow! [doge] [doge] [doge]]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

新浪新闻客户端:
    #深夜大明白#【“烧心”的感觉是怎么形成的? 】胡吃海塞、熬夜追剧之后,有些人的胃会感到不适,心脏也会突然火辣辣的,这种现象俗称 “烧心”。“烧心”跟心脏有关系吗?“烧心”这么难受,我们该怎么办呢?tEPRoNP ​
[# # the night big understand 【 heartburn feeling is how form?] hu eat sea slug, stayed up to chase after the show, some peoples stomach feel uncomfortable, the heart will suddenly irritable, this phenomenon is commonly known as heartburn. Heartburn related to the heart? Heartburn so uncomfortable, what should we do? tEPRoNP]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #深夜大明白#【“烧心”的感觉是怎么形成的? 】胡吃海塞、熬夜追剧之后,有些人的胃会感到不适,心脏也会突然火辣辣的,这种现象俗称 “烧心”。“烧心”跟心脏有关系吗?“烧心”这么难受,我们该怎么办呢?tEPRoNP ​
[# # the night big understand 【 heartburn feeling is how form?] hu eat sea slug, stayed up to chase after the show, some peoples stomach feel uncomfortable, the heart will suddenly irritable, this phenomenon is commonly known as heartburn. Heartburn related to the heart? Heartburn so uncomfortable, what should we do? tEPRoNP]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    [心][鲜花][心][作揖][作揖][作揖]@极品混混的艺术人生近代,中华民族内忧外患,先辈们用生命去爱她,现不过是想活的更好点,去碰一碰那个奶酪,我辈也不能当孬种,如果退缩了,请去就近的烈士陵园转转,看看一排排有名的无名的墓碑,就会努力向前。
[[heart] [flowers] [heart] [bowing] [bowing] [bowing] @ acura gangsters, modern art life, the Chinese nation domestically, predecessors to use life to love her, but now is to want to live better, to touch the cheese, we also cant when the rat, if back, please go to the nearest martyr cemetery, see the rows of famous nameless tombstone, will push on.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [心][鲜花][心]@翰杰古月我和但总一样深深的爱着我们的国家!
[[heart] [flowers] [heart] @ John jie ku I like but always love our country!!!!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [心][鲜花][心]@大芬儿大芬儿吾爱吾国,山河无恙,国泰民安[给你小心心]
[[heart] [flowers] [heart] @ dafen son dafen son I love my country, was safe and peaceful country and safe people [give you a careful heart]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#拦婚车要钱小胖再次被抓# 警方公开征集受害人线索】河南濮阳,曾被刑拘的小胖高某某又出来拦婚车要钱,引发关注。月日,当地警方发布通报,高某某多次拦婚车索要钱财,其行为涉嫌违法,目前已被抓获。鉴于多数受害人没有报案,警方将面向社会公开征集受害人线索。 @一手Video ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # block the car for money small fat again caught the police public solicitation clues to the victim 】 henan puyang, had been detained, xiao pang high so-and-so and block the car for money, causing concern. Month day, local police report released, high so-and-so block money to ask for money for many times, its behavior suspected of illegal, has been captured. Given that most of the victims didnt report, the police will be open to the public for clues to the victim. @ in Video... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪汽车:
    #新浪汽车[超话]##车迷夜聊##女子在高速拍下辆违章车辆举报# 你怎么看待“举报违章”这件事? tRDUmpFL tAbIvEV ​
[# sina car [ultra words] night chat # # # # tifosi woman peccancy vehicles in the high speed report # what do you think of to report illegal it? TRDUmpFL tAbIvEV]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端:
    #用漂浮代替了走路# 飞起来尿尿笑死我了,这哥们儿的沙雕创意可真多![嘻嘻]tAbIUiet ​
[# # with float instead of walk fly pee lol, there were so many creative this dude from sand! Hee hee tAbIUiet]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#环卫工边工作边照顾瘫痪丈夫年# 从未离开他超过百米】岁的张大姐来自湖北,在长沙雨花区做环卫工。她的丈夫年前因急性脑溢血瘫痪,为了照顾丈夫,她将其带在身边,一起住在垃圾站隔壁。每天离开的距离不会超过百米,超过分钟。张大姐说,现在没有什么别的愿望,就是把丈夫照顾好。@大米Video ...全文: m.weibo ​
[[# # workers work while taking care of paralyzed husband years never left him more than hundred meters] Zhang Dajie come from hubei, at the age of yuhua district in changsha municipal workers. Her husband years ago because of acute cerebral hemorrhage, in order to take care of her husband, she will be with him, live next to the dump. Every day, leave the distance of not more than hundred meters, more than a minute. Zhang Dajie said, it has no other desire, is to take good care of her husband. @ rice Video... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。