猫扑：
【#上海外滩草坪被游客踩秃# 工作人员无奈：人太多管不住】月日，上海外滩依旧人潮拥挤，人群中一位戴着值班臂章的大叔在反复提醒游客不要踩草坪，奈何收效甚微，大叔面前的草坪已经被游客踩秃。大叔表示，他们一直在提醒游客，但人太多管不住。tAbqErxx
[【 # # the bund lawn by tourists trample bald staff helpless too many people cant hold] month day, Shanghai bund is still crowded, an uncle wore the armband on duty in the crowd repeatedly remind visitors not to step on the lawn, but to little effect, the lawn in front of uncle have been tourists trample bald. Uncle said that they have been to remind visitors, but too many people cannot manage. tAbqErxx]
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冷笑话精选：
你喜欢的人身上的哪种特质最吸引你？[憧憬]
[Which of the trait of the person you like the most attract you? [hope]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【#机场变景区围观市民站满山头#：能在自己家乡看到飞机很骄傲[思考]】国庆期间，广西玉林福绵机场飞机跑道旁的山头上，站满了围观飞机起飞的市民。市民说，能在自己家乡看到飞机很骄傲，听网友称这里是最接地气的机场，这次特地过来看看，人很多很热闹，“感觉像是个景区而不是机场”。...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # airport becomes scenic view citizen filled with hills, can see the plane in his hometown proud [thinking]] during the National Day, guangxi yulin continous hills near the airport runway, filled the onlookers citizens of the plane takes off. Residents say, can see the plane in his hometown proud, listen to the net friend said here is the ground of the airport, specially come and look at this time, many people is busy, feel like a scenic area instead of the airport. . The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【高能预警！#后男童与后民警飞花对决#[傻眼]】带有“月”字的诗句，你能想起来多少？当这道题出现在#中国诗词大会中秋诗会#上，能背首诗词的岁男童王恒屹，与后轨道公交民警陈曦骏，双方持续高能输出，一来一往，旗鼓相当↓↓网友：我还不如个孩子…tAbqmoI
[The high-energy warning! # # after the boy with the police fight [been]] with the word month verse, how much can you think of it? # when the problem appeared in Chinese poetry frequently # on the Mid-Autumn festival, to back the first years old boy Wang Hengyi of poetry, and Chen Xijun, the rail transit police after the two sides continued high energy output, then a, evenly matched left left net friend Im not as good as a child... tAbqmoI]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：
这能舍得喝嘛@某椒的自我修养呜呜这个好可爱！！！！
[This can be willing to part with or use to drink the self-improvement of the @ a pepper woo this so cute!!!!!!!!!!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：
#新浪汽车[超话]##车迷夜聊# 如果你堵在高速上，但又很想小便……怎么办(⊙o⊙)！憋不住那种……[委屈]距离服务区很远……#出行生活# tRDUmpFL tAbqkqn
[# sina car [ultra words] # # # fans night chat if you are stuck on the highway, but wanted to pee... What can I do (even though its o! To hold that... [wrong] distance service area is far away... Travel life # # tRDUmpFL tAbqkqn]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
冷笑话精选：
还挺多的@较为可 男生就该怎样怎样 女生就该怎样怎样@小袁会有猫喵的重男轻女@双马尾真的很可爱i到了年纪就该结婚生子
[Still pretty much @ a boy is how how how how the girl is @ the preference of small yuan will have cats meow @ double horse hair really cute when age I should marry and have children]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
卢健生：
哇噻，奇景！@来去之间[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Wow, wonders! @ come and go between [doraemon surprised]]
Z CAM 首席执行官
微博时尚：
恭喜@Lucky小闪闪 等名用户获得【片仔癀雪肌雪融霜】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAbqgSOY
[Congratulations @ Lucky little sparkle users so as to obtain the slice seed Huang snow muscle defrosting 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAbqgSOY]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
微博搞笑排行榜：
总是没人追是什么感受
_________________________________
[Always no one chase what was < br > _________________________________]
榜姐每日话题 博主。每晚发互动话题
优酷：
#方舱真实##在一起之方舱# 主创人员说拍摄《在一起之方舱》是一件很有意义的事，是在用自己的实际行动向白衣天使致敬，演员在拍摄过程中感叹医护人员真的很辛苦。当时驻守在方舱的医务人员分享说他们每天也在被患者对他们表达的感恩之情感动着。守护是双向的，所有医护人员与配合治疗的患者，你们辛苦...全文： m.weibo
[# square real # # # together the square of creative staff said filming application of together is a very meaningful thing, is in use own practical action to salute white angels, actors in the process of filming lamenting the medical staff is really very hard. Said was stationed in the application of the medical staff to share every day they are moved by patients to express their gratitude. Guardian is a two-way street, all staff and cooperate with treatment, you hard... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家：
#夜福利# 路虎卫士 款 P 暗黑特别版 [互粉]
[P # # night welfare land rover defender paragraph diablo special edition [each other when fans]]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻#分享一下网上冲浪获得的奇奇怪怪的知识。
[# # bed time strange knowledge share web surfing. ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：
#我在香港遇见他#犀利@冯建宇DTX 听着叉叉@颜卓灵Cherry 的哭诉满眼都是心疼，安慰完她，第二天留下了一张字条说要回老家一趟。犀利和叉叉一直担心的大麻烦究竟是什么呢？他回老家是要带回什么信息吗？明晚#悬疑剧场#，《红丝绒》的故事未完待续……
tAbqIi
[# # I met him in Hong Kong sharp @ Feng Jianyu DTX listen fork fork @ Cherry Cherry cry of eyeful is love dearly, comfort her, left a note saying the next day to go home. Sharp and x has to worry about what exactly is a big trouble? He is back to back to what information? # # suspenseful theatre tomorrow evening, the story of red velvet to be continued... < br > tAbqIi]
冷笑话精选：
倒也不必如此[允悲]@天秀bot哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@虽然不开心但是可以笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@迷惑行為大賞？？？@咸鱼屎宝@迷惑行為大賞
[Also dont have to [allow sad] @ day show bot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ though not happy but can laugh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ confuse behavior is great reward??????? @ salted fish excrement treasure @ confuse behavior is great reward]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
