冷笑话精选：
戳戳你！@草莓啵啵奶球跑什么啊喂@胡图图ss瞬间被治服@饲养员研究中心hhh太可爱了@栗子蛋糕太好吃了吧啊啊啊啊脑补+@你这是只问题很大：已经脑补了霸道总裁与小娇妻的剧本
[Poke poke you! @ strawberry bam bam milk ball what hello @ hu Desmond tutu ss were suddenly subdued @ the breeder research center HHH too cute @ chestnut cake was so delicious agghh imagine + @ you this is a question have to imagine the high-handed President and little wife script]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
angelababy：
猜猜这次要给你们什么惊喜？我与@FARFETCH发发奇 邀你一起参与#FARFETCH发发奇破圈行动#。时尚无界，风格多元，你准备好和我一起打开这扇门，迎接无限可能了吗？即刻下载：tACzpCF
[Guess what this will give you a surprise? @ FARFETCH and I have a strange invites you to participate in broken circle action # # FARFETCH Jennie. Fashion is unbounded, style diversity, are you ready to open the door with me, to meet the infinite possibility? Instantly download tACzpCF]
一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱： business@abstudio或 kim@gmail
汽车之家：
#家家小视频#减配还能卖的那么好？？？凭啥？？！ tAHITif
[# # every small video distribution reduction can also sell so well??????? With what?? ! tAHITif]
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南方都市报：
【栩栩如生！小伙#用废旧轮胎做创意雕塑年入万#：卖出首单时全家下饭店庆祝】月日，山东淄博。一位后小伙年前放弃电焊工作，创业做废旧轮胎创意雕塑。前两年作品卖不出去，自己还有房贷，都是姐姐借给他钱。去年五一左右，他打开了销路，现在年收入大约在万左右，一年耗吨废旧轮胎。 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 lifelike! Guy # made creative sculptures in waste tires into the wan # on selling the first single family under a restaurant] month day, zibo in shandong province. A man years ago to give up after welding work, entrepreneurship do creative sculpture waste tires. Two years before work cant sell, oneself still have mortgages, is the elder sister to lend him money. Last May Day or so, he opened the market, now earning around all around, a year spent tons of waste tires. . The full text m. eibo]
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平安北京：
【#海军版防诈骗视频套路有多深#[允悲]】#剑指诈骗# 海军小哥哥提醒你：网络骗术花样多，莫把虚拟当现实！网友：代入感太强，我已经生气了！#平安法治# tAjBYM
[【 # navy version of fraud video routines how deep # [allow sad]] # # to fraud navy little brother remind you network more kinds of deception, the mo as virtual reality! Net friend the sense is too strong, I have already angry! # rule # tAjBYM safe and sound]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
优酷：
#偷心画师开播# 听说偷心全员已经集结完毕，正在准备和大家见面[憧憬] #网剧偷心画师# 开播倒计时小时，让我们准备向云瑶出发了！
[# # to steal heart painters started heard steal heart full is assembled, is preparing to meet with you [hope] steal heart painters # # net play started the countdown hours, lets prepare to YunYao set off! ]
青年时报：
【辣眼睛！男子盗窃被抓，身上竟还穿着碎花裙……[吃惊]】近日，杭州建德警方抓获了一名涉嫌盗窃嫌疑人。抓到他的时候，随身还带着几条碎花裙。之后他说的事情让在场的民警大跌眼镜：“我身上穿着的也是同款……”tAHIbIY
[【 hot eyes! Man was caught stealing, unexpectedly also wore broken flower skirt... [surprised]] recently, hangzhou building heart police have arrested a suspected theft suspect. Caught him, had also brought a few broken flower skirt. What he said at the end of let police present shocked Im wearing is also same... TAHIbIY]
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柳州公安：
【援港白衣天使凯旋！[打call]香港警察不舍送别[悲伤]】昨日是香港全民自愿核酸检测的最后一天。一个多月来，近六百内地医护驰援香港，夜以继日在“火眼实验室”工作，为约万香港市民检测核酸。一名内地队员对香港警嫂@風中微塵 说：“这段时间最感动的事，就是警队、警嫂给我们的支持和关爱。看了...全文： m.weibo
[【 transfer port white angels triumph! [call] Hong Kong police not farewell [sad]] yesterday is the last day of the Hong Kong national voluntary nucleic acid detection. In more than a month, nearly six hundred Chinese medical rescue of Hong Kong, in the lab will work day and night, for all Hong Kong citizens about detection of nucleic acids. A mainland players JingSao @ dust in the wind in Hong Kong said this time the most moving thing, is the police, JingSao give our support and love. See the... The full text m. eibo]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
青年时报：
【案值超百万！男子在金华盗窃余件金器小时后在南京落网[吃瓜]】记者从金华磐安县公安局获悉，昨天凌晨点多，磐安警方破获一起百万黄金被盗案，在江苏南京抓获犯罪嫌疑人蒋某，追回被盗余件金器全部追回，案值超万元。此时，距离报案仅过去小时。tAHfsFg
[【 value of super million! More than man in jinhua theft in nanjing golden hour [eat the melon]] the reporter learns from jinhua panan county public security bureau, some more in the morning yesterday, panan police uncovered a theft of millions of gold, in nanjing, jiangsu province arrested suspects earlier, recovering stolen more than gold and all recovered, estimate value exceeds ten thousand yuan. At this point, the distance to report only hours away. tAHfsFg]
新闻热线： 工作沟通、广告合作请联系：（微信同号）
但斌：
晚点一小时，终于要飞了。最近天气不好，老晚点。
[An hour later, finally want to fly. Recently the weather is bad, old later. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：
如果你刚刚入职，你会做什么？[思考]来看看我们的蔡明老师#蔡明入职阿里健康大药房# 的第一件事就是逛说明书展，现场搞家庭云药箱的开箱，在完成OKR路上一往无前，可以说是十分阿里了！[哈哈]所以祝贺我们菜菜子从“百变女王”化身“大厂女孩”，完成再就业#蔡明新身份曝光#
[If you just hired, what would you do? [thinking] to have a look at our girls teacher induction ali health pharmacy # # girls first thing in the shop that book fair, the scene make family cloud out of the box, on the complete OKR road walk the line, can be said to be very ali! (haha) so congratulations to our food vegetable seeds from queen changed avatar big girl, complete the reemployment # # Cai Mingxin identity exposure]
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新浪汽车：
#上新了！哈弗F#哈弗F系两周年暨款哈弗FFx双星发布会，款哈弗FFx率先搭载Fun-Life .系统，首搭腾讯TAI.功能，实现智能化再进阶。当红脱口秀选手王勉遇上“Z世代”选车难题，歌坛神曲组合筷子兄弟遇上潮智神车，中国好舌头华少遇上中国好车机，明星大咖云集，带你解锁玩车新姿势，...全文： m.weibo
[# on new! Harvard F # harvard F paragraph is the second anniversary and harvard conference two popular titles include FFx players with harvard popular titles include FFx first to pick up the Fun - Life. System, first take tencent TAI. The function, to realize intelligent advanced again. Popular talk show contestant Wang Mian meets the generation Z car selection problem, youll find the divine comedy combination chopsticks brothers met tide wisdom god car, less good tongue China meets China good car machine, star big coffee, take you unlock new posture,... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：
@莫贪胜不容易
[@ mo greed is not easy]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
当当创始人李国庆：
高危出高薪？外卖骑手被算法“奴役”是商业模式的失败，我提出了个解决方案。点击tAHfTnN
视听完整版，更多我解读的精彩热门话题就在#早晚读书app# ，注册就送天免费会员。 tAHfmOz
[At high risk of a high salary? Take-away rider was algorithm slavery is the failure of the business model, I put forward a solution. Click tAHfTnN < br > audio-visual full version, the more I read the wonderful hot topic in the # reading app # in the morning and evening, sent days free membership registration. tAHfmOz]
早晚读书创始人、CEO，早晚课堂讲师。
新浪新闻客户端：
【女子家母鸡产下厘米高巨蛋 敲开后看到惊人一幕】近日，一名女子家中个月大的母鸡产下厘米高的巨蛋，相当于旁边正常鸡蛋的几倍大小，当她敲开后竟看到惊人一幕↓↓巨蛋里面究竟藏着什么？tAHfRIt
[The woman home after knocking the hen lay cm high dome see amazing scene 】 recently, a woman home months old hen lay centimeters high dome, equivalent to several times the size of normal eggs by it, when she knocked at the unexpectedly see amazing scene left left what hidden inside the dome? tAHfRIt]
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