冷笑话精选：
你从上一段感情中都学到了什么？[并不简单]
[You have learned from a relationship? [] are not simple]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#琉璃花絮# #琉璃# 柏麟帝君劝说大会开始，奈何战神根本不听[摊手]哪怕是到了落仙台，依然霸气十足，轻松K.O全场，so cool[酷]@袁冰妍 @Mr_刘学义 @吕鹏月月鸟 tACQdj
[# coloured glaze trivia # # # coloured glaze BaiLin permit to persuade congress began, but the ares didnt listen [stand hand] even in sendai, still militantly proclaim, easily K.O, so cool [cool] @ Yuan Bingyan @ Mr_ xue-yi liu @ lu peng yueyue tACQdj bird]
新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻#有没有哪个瞬间让你孤独感爆棚？
[# # pillow moment which moments that make your loneliness now? ]
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新浪汽车：
#车迷夜聊# 为缓解汽车拥堵[doge]，一些城市推行了“限购”政策，那么你所在的城市“限购”了吗？方便的话，在评论里留下坐标～#出行生活# tACuLkk
[# # fans night chat to relieve automobile congestion [doge], some cities have carried out the policy of restricted, then your city purchase? Its convenient, would in the comments left coordinates ~ # # tACuLkk travel life]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
#电视剧太古神王# 若欢和秦瑶两位师姐都心系羿无为@向佐JackyHeung ，但是他的心思都只在秦瑶身上。绝不做中央空调和端水大师的太子立刻说明自己的心意，“我心里只有你一个人”，这样的男朋友慕了[污] 超前点播已开启，周末不用等啦！
tAKHTl
[# # television swire god king if huan and Qin Yao both the teacher elder sister heart processing of inaction @ to assist JackyHeung, but his mind is only on Qin Yao. Is never do the central air conditioning and water master prince immediately their intention, my heart only you a person, such a boyfriend for [pollution] on demand has opened in advance, the weekend dont have to wait! < br > tAKHTl]
汽车之家：
#夜福利# 沙场见本色 款 AMG G x
[# # night welfare AMG G x battlefield see grey model]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
微博搞笑排行榜：
你的老师，有哪些搞笑的“骚”操作
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[Your teacher, what funny SAO < br > operation ___________________________________]
榜姐每日话题 博主。每晚发互动话题
南方都市报：
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新浪新闻客户端：
【酷！#运近距离从头顶掠过是啥体验#[威武]】不久前，一架运-运输机近距离从央视记者头顶掠过，记者依然淡定播报的一幕，引发网友热议。甚至有网友猜测，是用绿幕合成的吗？其实秘诀就在一支超长焦镜头上！#运从头顶掠过是咋拍的#？看视频↓为你揭秘！tAogInH
[【 cool! # shipped at close range from overhead is what experience # [power]] recently, close a transport - transport aircraft from CCTV reporter overhead, reporters still calm, netizens. Some netizens even guess, is to use green curtain of synthetic? The secret is actually on a super telephoto lenses! # # zha is transported from the overhead? Watch video left revelation for you! tAogInH]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【开心到飞起！#像极了网友见面大会的开学现场#】近日，@山西传媒学院 分别八个月后，一对闺蜜在校园中相见。激动相认，抱成一团，笑到变形，手舞足蹈，快乐到飞起…疫情后的重聚，让简单的欢笑都闪着光。网友：好想知道她们在聊什么呀[挤眼]tACYmuu
[【 happy to fly up! # like net friend meet meeting the opening scene of # 】 recently, @ shanxi institute of media respectively after eight months, a couple of girlfriends meet on campus. Excited Joseph, huddled together, smile to the deformation, dancing, happy to fly up... After the outbreak of a reunion, make simple laughter are sparkling. Net friend really want to know what they are talking [eye] tACYmuu]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【男子发现妻子裸聊 一查发现岁儿子也不是亲生】丈夫发现妻子与异性裸聊，俩人闹着要离婚的过程当中丈夫发现一件更可怕的事：养育年的儿子居然不是亲生的↓↓这一出狗血戏码是怎么上演的呢？tACRXTc
[The man found his wife nude chat check found old son are not biological 】 husband found his wife with the opposite sex naked chat, two people make to the process of divorce her husband found a more frightening thing raising year son had not left left this a dog of his own blood, which is how to play? tACRXTc]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【喝农药送医被宣告死亡 下葬前小伙竟坐了起来】河南焦作沁阳的老田可是悲喜交加，自己的儿子喝农药轻生，拉到医院抢救，医院也说了，人不行了，就在老田准备丧事时，奇迹发生了↓↓孩子竟然醒了，坐起来了...这到底咋回事？孩子怎么还“起死复生”了呢？tACRixh
[【 drinking pesticide hospital was pronounced dead guy had sat up before burial 】 the henan jiaozuo QinYang Mr. Tian is mixed, his son drinking pesticides, suicide, to the hospital, the hospital said people not line, just as Mr. Tian to prepare the funeral, a miracle left left the child to wake up, sit up... What the heck is wrong with it? The child how to return his death? tACRixh]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
柳州公安：
#为什么来柳州#柳州，晚安[月亮]
[Why # # to liuzhou liuzhou, good night [moon]]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
南方都市报：
【第一批女团养成偶像将通关，SNH戴萌：最骄傲坚持年】月日，中国最大规模女团SNH GROUP举行第七届人气总决选，现役成员@SNH-戴萌 担任了主持人。戴萌是年加入@SNH 的首批个成员之一，进团前在上海一所高校读法律，从未接受过歌舞训练，如今她即将合约期满，从SNH正式“毕业”，成...全文： m.weibo
[【 first convent form idol to customs clearance, the SNH Dai Meng most proud insist years] month day, the women of Chinas most large-scale SNH GROUP held the th sentiment total runoff, active member @ SNH - Dai Meng served as the host. Dai Meng is to join one of the first member of the @ SNH, into the team in Shanghai before a university read law, never accept dance training, now she is at the expiration of a contract, from SNH graduation formally, into... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#电视剧太古神王# 秦问天@盛一伦 终于表白莫倾城@王子文Olivia 啦[憧憬]听听问天哥哥的情话：“在遇见你之前，我本来以为就会平平淡淡的过一生，在遇见你之后，我才明白未来要靠自己去争取。”因为她，成为更好的自己，倾城，永远不要消失呀[心] 超前点播已开启，超享更多甜蜜～
tAKHVVr
[# # television swire god king qin @ him do put an Aaron finally mo city @ ziwen wang Olivia! [hope] listen to brothers prattle him before I met you, I thought will flatly light life, after I meet you, I want to rely on themselves to strive for to understand the future. Become better because of her own, a fallen, never disappear ah [heart] on demand has opened in advance, the super enjoy more sweet ~ < br > tAKHVVr]
