冷笑话精选：
#把床当被子的小猫咪#
猫：这被子好是好，就是不太贴身 tAnWzq
[# the # < br > when quilt little cat cat this quilt is good, is not too tight tAnWzq]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
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[# # every modification event [mg ZS modified log () custom shock absorber seat 】 one low make ugly, best to drop first! Lower body height really matter? Really can make the car more handsome? Really can improve control? This article may have the answer you want! tAnOsy]
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微博汽车：
一秒拉回童年！《四驱兄弟》主角重现！#大V聊车# #豪车超跑#
[A second back to the childhood! Unless again! Talk about car # # # big V cars run #]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
柳州公安：
#考考你# 这个交通标志，代表什么含义？[doge][doge][doge][doge] #最后四个月考试日历# tAnPvy
[Testing you # # the traffic signs, represent what meaning? [doge] [doge] [doge] [doge] # # tAnPvy exam calendar last four months]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
新浪汽车：
#全国质量月#【#月号车险改革正式实施# 对车主们有哪些影响？】近年来，随着买车的人数越来越多，车险成了涉及几亿车主的大事，这次改革在保持车险价格基本“只降不升”的情况下共有六大“福利”带给车主，使你的爱车更有保障，一图带你看懂↓↓↓@黑猫投诉
[# # national quality month [# # # on car insurance reform effect to the owners what effect is there? More and more in recent years, with the number of people buying a car, car insurance has become events involving hundreds of millions of owners, the reform in basic only drop rises car insurance prices under the condition of a total of six welfare to the owner, make your car more secure, a picture is take you understand complaints left left left @ black cat]
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汽车之家：
#大神开讲#【电动车应该买贵的 还是便宜的？】电动汽车自燃该怨谁？防止自燃的好方法又有哪些？汽车之家-姚嘉 对话 特来电安全总监-尹玉鹏，探讨电动车自燃的真实原因。tAEEik
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汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
青年时报：
【#无糖饮料可能增强食欲# 告诉想减肥的TA！[思考]】“糖卡脂”的饮料，真的更健康吗？专家表示，无糖饮料的甜味来自“代糖”，热量极低，但也并不意味着一点能量都没有。此外，“人的大脑接收到甜味信号后，很容易产生饥饿感，食欲增强，反而会增加对真糖的渴望”，不仅不利于减重，也不利于身体健...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # sugar-free drinks may enhance appetite told want to reduce weight of TA! [thinking]] fat sugar card drinks, really healthier? Experts say, sugar-free drinks sweet come from the sugar, heat is extremely low, but it doesnt mean dont have any energy. In addition, the brain receives the sweet taste, it is easy to generate hunger, enhance appetite, it may actually increase desire for the true sugar, not only conducive to weight loss, but also conducive to health... The full text m. eibo]
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tAKTqid
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南方都市报：
【突发！#广东珠海斗门一酒店附近发生爆炸#，已有人受伤】今天（月日）上午，珠海市斗门区白藤二路腾湖大酒店一带商铺发生爆炸起火事故。附近店主称，事故发生在今天上午时左右。
根据网友所拍摄的视频，腾湖大酒店一二层多间商铺火势严重，消防等部门已到场处置，现场有不少市民围观，期间商铺...全文： m.weibo
[【 emergency! # # guangdong zhuhai doumen exploded near a hotel, has been injured 】 today (June ) morning, zhuhai doumen district cane lake hotel room area shops explosion accident fire. Near the shop owner said, when the accident happened in this morning. < br > < br > taken, according to online video, lake hotel room more than a second floor shops the fire, fire departments have the disposal of the present, there was many people onlookers, shops during... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
好事，战争不符合两国的利益
[Good thing, the war doesnt accord with the interests of the two countries]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
中印外长发表联合新闻稿，双方达成五点共识tAENKZ
[China and Indias foreign minister, issued a joint press release, the two sides reached consensus on the five tAENKZ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪新闻客户端：
【#岁大学生之父张民弢私塾被查封# 教育局：年前就已发停办通知】月日，自称“岁大学生之父”的张民弢告诉@新京报 ，他的私塾已被查封。张民弢的私塾公开招生，宣称“岁一年会读书 岁轻松包上本科”。张民弢称班上还有余名学生，计划转入昆明一所民办小学。当地教育局工作人员称，年...全文： m.weibo
[【 # at the age of the father of the university students Zhang Mintao xue seizure # education years ago send suspension notice 】 month day, claiming to be the father of the age of college students Zhang Mintao tell @ the Beijing news, his school has been closed down. Zhang Mintao xue openly recruit students, claimed that years, a year reading easy bag on the undergraduate course. Zhang Mintao said there are more students in the class, plans to turn into a primary school of run by the local people in kunming. The local education bureau staff, according to... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
汽车之家：
从到万辆，吉利用年时间站在了中国品牌连续三年销量第一的位置；从.时代进化到.时代，在全球视野下，吉利以技术为支点，以市场为导向, 产品品质不断提升，用户服务持续创新，背后是吉利不服输与不辜负的企业精神。正是这样一个有血有肉的鲜明形象，让吉利脱颖而出。在...全文： m.weibo
[From the thousands of vehicles, ji using years standing in the position of the Chinese brand for three consecutive years sales first; Evolved from. Age. Age, under the global field of vision, geely with technology as the fulcrum, market-oriented, improve product quality, customer service, continuous innovation is geely behind and live up to his competitive spirit of enterprise. It is such a striking image of flesh and blood, let geely stand out. In the... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
