冷笑话精选：
又可爱又好笑@对emmmmm 好柔软@追星男孩KiFan哈哈哈哈哈哈@请分泌多巴胺哈哈哈哈哈，第二个好憨@伊野尾家大窮鬼哈哈哈哈哈
[Again lovely and funny @ to emmmmm good soft @ make track for a star boy KiFan ha ha ha ha ha ha @ secretion of dopamine, please ha ha ha ha ha, the second good tail swing @ the wild big badly off ha ha ha ha ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#网剧刺# #韩晓婷刘涛 相互取暖式闺蜜# 因为刘涛@包文婧 和韩晓婷@苏青 关系要好，所以张蓓蕾@施诗Kira 就通过欺负刘涛来报复韩晓婷，当韩晓婷得知这件事后，一句“对不起，我不会让你再落单了”看的酷酷子眼泪都下来了，姑娘们你们要一直勇敢呀！明晚优酷全网独播，VIP会员抢先看！月日，...全文： m.weibo
[Thorn # # # net play Han Xiaoting mutual heating type because girlfriends # @ liu tao liu tao bao wenjin and Han Xiaoting @ qing su relationship is better, so bei-lei zhang @ Kira shi poetry by bullying Han Xiaoting Liu Taolai revenge, when Han Xiaoting heard about this, a Im sorry, I wont let you alone again look cool son tears came down, the girls you have been brave! Youku cut tomorrow night alone, VIP member first! June ,... The full text m. eibo]
柳州公安：
【新西兰跟风宣布暂停与香港引渡条约后 刚刚！中方祭出这一狠招】在月日举行的中国外交部例行记者会上，发言人汪文斌宣布，近日，新西兰以中国制定香港特区维护国家安全法为借口，单方面宣布暂停与香港特区签订的《移交逃犯协定》。新方有关做法将对港司法合作政治化，粗暴干涉中国内政，严重违反国...全文： m.weibo
[【 copycat announced the suspension of New Zealand and Hong Kong just after an extradition treaty! China offering out of the malicious recruit 】 the Chinese foreign ministry regular press conference held on February nd, spokesman Wang Wenbin announced recently, New Zealand to China for Hong Kong to maintain the national security law as an excuse to unilaterally announced the suspension of the transfer of the escaped prisoner agreement signed with the Hong Kong special administrative region. New Zealand practice will port of judicial cooperation politicized, gross interference in Chinas internal affairs, a serious breach of the... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：
【浙江省提升防台风应急响应至II级[话筒]】#今年第号台风黑格比# 于今天时加强为台风级，时，台风中心距离浙江省苍南县东偏南方向约公里，目前以每小时公里左右的速度向西北方向移动，最大可能于今天夜间至明天凌晨在浙江温岭到苍南一带沿海登陆。浙江省防指决定于日时将防台风应急响应提...全文： m.weibo
[Zhejiang advance about typhoon emergency response to class II [microphone]] # # # the first typhoon haig than today when strengthen to the typhoon, the typhoon center distance cangnan county of zhejiang province about km east by south direction, the current km per hour speed to the northwest direction, most likely from today to tomorrow morning at night in zhejiang wen ling to cangnan coastal landing area. Zhejiang prevention means depends on the day when the typhoon emergency response to... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【动作大片！#男子紧抓引擎盖在高速狂飙# 疾驰公里警察望尘莫及】当地时间月日，美国一网友在佛罗里达高速公路上，拍下了可以堪称好莱坞大片的一幕。只见一辆黑色大卡车从远处“晃晃悠悠”驶来，然而网友惊奇地发现卡车引擎盖上竟然趴着个人。引擎盖上的人衣冠不整，脸上还流血，他一手紧抓着引擎...全文： m.weibo
[【 action! # man cling to dust hood in the hurricane # gallop kilometers police 】 June local time, the United States, a net friend in Florida highway took is the scene of a Hollywood blockbuster. I saw a black trucks wobbly coming from a distance, but net friend was surprised to find truck hood on the individual. Hood disheveled, face still bleeding, once he purchase often-expensive holding engine... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#电视剧浣溪沙#今天酷酷子就带你们来康康古装嘟 ，别的不说，西施@佟丽娅 和郑旦@陈都灵 这二位美人是把“浣纱双姝”这个名头拿捏得“死死”得~ #酷爽夏日季#
[# # series USES cool today will take you to kangkang costume du, if nothing else, Chen xi shi @ liyan tong and Zheng Dan @ Turin this two beauty is to put the title wun sha two girls balance cling ~ # # cool summer cool season]
优酷：
《我好喜欢你》主演全员空降！@言承旭Jerry @沈月 @辣目洋子 @魏哲鸣Miles 正在直播！甜蜜互动上演告白大挑战，更有独家剧透说给你听！ tAUtbZtm .
[I love you, starring full airborne! @ Jerry Jerry @ @ hot item yoko @ shen month Wei Zheming Miles is live! Sweet interaction on confessions challenge, more exclusive plot revealed to you! TAUtbZtm.]
冷笑话精选：
#迪士尼的演员们有多可爱# 没点演技还真去不了迪士尼工作，本社恐患者肯定做不了这样的工作啊哈哈哈哈哈！[允悲] tAUtsLl
[# # Disneys lovely actors have no point acting is really to work in the Disney, our patients could certainly cant do such work mew ahaha ha ha ha! Allow sad tAUtsLl]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#我好喜欢你开播#啦！跟随@言承旭Jerry @沈月 @辣目洋子 @魏哲鸣Miles @沈瑶Stephanie @王森w @李雨洋的 @余思潞Josephine @李世鹏盆盆 @包亚铭_yammi get#我好喜欢你#的多种表白方式吧！今晚优酷全网首播❗️VIP会员每周一至周三更新集，首更集，非会员周一至周四更新集，首更集！#宠爱剧场
...全文： m.weibo
[# # I love you started! Follow @ Jerry Jerry @ @ hot item yoko @ shen month Wei Zheming Miles @ Shen Yao Stephanie @ Wang Sen w @ Li Yuyang @ more than brand, firm Josephine @ li shipeng basins @ package the inscription _yammi get# I # of a variety of ways to love you! Youku tonight so premiere ❗ ️ VIP member Monday to update set on Wednesday, the first set, non-members update set from Monday through Thursday, the first set! # love theater < br >... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【视现有车型销量而定 Ram或推出纯电动版】日前，据外媒报道称，FCA（菲亚特克莱斯勒）首席执行官迈克·曼利（Mike Manley）表示，如果道奇Ram的总市场份额下降很多，该公司可以将其实现电动化。目前FCA已经通过Jeep品牌展现了其电气化意图，比如该公司已推出了牧马人、指南者、自由侠的插电...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [depending on the existing car sales Ram or launch all-electric version 】 a few days ago, according to foreign media reports, the FCA (fiat, Chrysler) chief executive Mike Manley (Mike Manley) said that if dodge Ram always lost so much market share, the company can achieve electrification. The FCA has through the Jeep brand show its intention of electrification, such as the company has introduced a wrangler, guide, free man plug... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小野妹子学吐槽：
是我本人了！买了很多收纳箱，但又闲置了，然后收纳箱没地方收纳[允悲]
[Is I myself! Bought a lot of bin, but idle again, and then receive a box no place to receive [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车：
#新车情报局#【整车采用黑色元素 丰田RAV特别版官图发布】日前，网通社获得一组丰田RAV混动特别版官图，该版本被命名为Black Edition，整车采用黑色元素。动力部分，新车搭载.L混合动力系统，据悉，该车现已在欧洲开启预订，并将在月份开始海外交付。动力部分，新车搭载.L混合动力系统，前驱车...全文： m.weibo
[# # new cia [vehicle used Black Toyota RAV special Edition released official figure 】, netcom clubs get a set of Toyota RAV hybrid special Edition official figure, this version was named Black Edition, vehicle used Black element. Power part, new car pick up. L hybrid system, it is reported that the car is now open booking in Europe, and will be delivered at the beginning of the month overseas. Power part, new car pick up. L hybrid system, drive before... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：
@雷佳音 追星出新番啦！先是喜提@杨超越 做成团教练，本期#极限挑战宝藏行#又成功组队搭档，还尝到了超越妹妹亲自下厨做的蘑菇炒鸡蛋！大雷哥应该是全网最幸福的“村民”了吧[酷]#上优酷看极挑#
[@ mine better tone to make track for a star new times! First xi mention @ Mr Yang made team coach, the current # extreme challenges the treasure line #, successful team mate, also tasted beyond sister cook make the mushroom scrambled eggs! Big LeiGe should be cut in the happiest villagers [cool] youku look very pick # #]
新浪新闻客户端：
. #要闻DAILY#
世界濒临粮食危机
联合国：世界濒临至少年来最严重的粮食危机
疫情可能导致全球饥饿人数在年大幅增加
今年共有个国家面临严重饥饿风险
今年将新增.亿名饥饿人口，全世界将有.亿人处于饥饿状态
节约粮食，从不浪费开始
tAUtvSF
[. # pounced DAILY# < br > < br > the world to the brink of food crisis the world to the brink of the worst food crisis for at least years < br > the outbreak could lead to a dramatic increase in the number of hungry people worldwide < br > this year a total of a country is faced with the risk of serious hunger < br > this year will be new. Billions of hungry people, there will be all over the world. One hundred million people hungry < br > save food, never waste began to < br > tAUtvSF]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#大连晕倒卫计专干身体已好转#：想赶紧归岗抗疫】月日，大连湾街道卫计专干袁红玲，在下楼梯时突然晕倒摔下台阶。月日，袁红玲称身体已经有好转，希望尽快回一线抗疫，不想耽误大家。袁红玲此前负责密触人员的转运工作，晕倒前一天她熬夜到凌晨点，早上也没来得及吃早饭。tAUtZsBA
[【 # dalian fainted who ZhuanGan body has better # want to hurry to post to resist disease] month, dalian bay street who meter ZhuanGan Yuan Hongling, next the stairs when suddenly fainted fall down the steps. Month, Yuan Hongling said body has improved, hope as soon as possible back to a line of resistance to disease, dont want to delay you. Yuan Hongling has been responsible for close contact transport work, faint the day before she stay up late to a point in the morning, didnt had time to have breakfast in the morning. tAUtZsBA]
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