冷笑话精选：
[求关注]
[Attention [o]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
当当创始人李国庆：
赵心姚老师，“新国学”励志偶像，听他趣味横生的讲解找到自己的升级路径。
[Zhao yao teacher heart, new national studies inspirational idol, listen to his explanation to find your interesting upgrade path.]
早晚读书创始人、CEO，早晚课堂讲师。
柳州公安：
没事就好
[It is good to be ok]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
优酷：
劈波斩浪，奋勇向前。#电视剧追梦# 献礼深圳经济特区建立周年。月日和@王雷ACTION @刘涛tamia @李依晓 @任东霖 @尤勇 @黄品沅 @孫看sunny @孫博豪NathanS @高可儿coco @是彭豆豆 一起勇敢追梦，感受创业时的那份激情和澎湃。#追梦定档# 月日起优酷全网首播。
[Waves, valiant. # # show the dream-seeker tribute the shenzhen special economic zone established anniversary. Date and @ liu tao tamia @ yixiao li wang lei ACTION @ @ Ren Dong lam @ yong you @ Huang Pin yuan @ see sunny sun @ bo sun hao NathanS @ Kerr high coco @ is Peng Doudou brave dream together, the passion and feel the startup. # # the dream-seeker fixed gear debuted, youku on entire network. ]
柳州公安：
【南宁一民警热心帮推车发现对方是小偷[doge]】#平安# 月日，广西南宁民警见一老人推着电动车很吃力，热心上前帮忙。途中民警察觉对方举止异常，正巧遇到两名同事正在追踪小偷，“有没有发现一个推电动车的人？”“这人可能就是！”经查，嫌疑人黄某偷车后推行公里去卖车，半路被民警抓获。 ...全文： m.weibo
[Nanning a policeman enthusiastic help cart found each other is the thief [doge]] # #, safe and guangxi nanning police see an old man pushing a electric vehicle with difficulty, eager to help. Detect each other abnormal behavior, the way police just met two colleagues are tracking the thief, find a push electric car? This man could be! As, suspect huang to implement km to sell car after car theft, police arrested one of the way. . The full text m. eibo]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
南方都市报：
#男子骑摩托故意阻挡救护车#【广东潮州摩托车主故意阻挡救护车，被罚元记分】#潮州男子骑摩托故意阻挡救护车#近日，广东潮州一辆救护车在送医途中被一辆摩托车故意挡道。路过群众劝说摩托车主避让，但车主仍未主动避让。事后潮州交警接群众线索通知涉事车主接受调查。经过警察一番教育，男子对自...全文： m.weibo
[# # man riding a motorcycle deliberately blocking the ambulance [guangdong chaozhou motorcycle riders deliberately blocking the ambulance, fined RMB scoring] # # chaozhou man riding a motorcycle deliberately blocking the ambulance recently, guangdong chaozhou an ambulance in hospital on the way was a motorcycle in the way on purpose. Avoid passing through the masses to persuade motorcycle owners, but the owner has yet to take the initiative to give way. Chaozhou traffic police later informed by the masses clues involved owners under investigation. After the police education, man on the... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
优酷：
#网剧刺# #刘涛背锅# 张蓓蕾@施诗Kira 分别给韩晓婷@苏青 和刘涛@包文婧 发了超大红包，韩晓婷果断拒绝，不留任何回旋余地，而刘涛则是在张蓓蕾的劝说下收下了红包...涛涛子呀，你要坚定呀，这不是又给了张蓓蕾挑拨你和韩晓婷关系的机会？明晚优酷全网独播，VIP会员抢先看！月日，VIP会员...全文： m.weibo
[Thorn # # # net play back pan liu tao # bei-lei zhang @ Kira respectively to Han Xiaoting @ qing su poem and @ liu tao bao wenjin made a big red envelope, Han Xiaoting decisively rejected, leave no room for manoeuvre, and Liu Taoze is under the persuasion of bei-lei zhang took the red envelope... Out son ah, you be firm, it is not you gave bei-lei zhang provoke and Han Xiaoting relationship? Youku cut tomorrow night alone, VIP member first! June , VIP member... The full text m. eibo]
新浪新闻客户端：
【快餐连锁巨头麦当劳再宣布：永久关闭】享誉全球的麦当劳在快餐品牌在市场上占据着不可缺少的重要位置。今年以来，不少家喻户晓的“知名”的大品牌频繁倒闭或者关店，类似于维密、星巴克、MUJI等等。近日快餐巨头麦当劳再次宣布：这些店面永久关闭。更多详情↓↓tAUthJw
[The fast food giant McDonalds announced permanently closed 】 worldwide fame in McDonalds fast food brand occupy an important and indispensable place in the market. Since this year, quite a few big household famous brand frequently fail or put up the shutters, similar Yu Weimi, starbucks, MUJI, etc. Fast food giant McDonalds recently announced again these stores closed permanently. Left left tAUthJw for more details]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
微博星座：
月宇宙天气，斩妖除魔的旅程要开始了#拜托了星座#
[On space weather, cut from a magic journey to start # # please sign]
微博星座命理官方微博
冷笑话精选：
笑死[笑cry]@Mary_xi是su[允悲][允悲][允悲][笑cry][doge]@我的前任是极品 这么努力了？@阿粪青结合时事 [赞]@全是沙雕哈哈哈哈哈@全是狗粮呀茶不贵，也就一两[doge][doge]
[Smile dead [laugh cry] @ Mary_xi is su [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [laugh cry] [doge] @ my predecessor is the best so hard? Dung green combined with current events [who] o @ @ all sand tea ah ha ha ha ha ha @ all dog food is not expensive, is one or two [doge] [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
吴昕：
努力突破，挑战自我。热爱是我的底线，坚持是我的原则，肌肤水光闪闪，舞台自信满满，想和我一起尽情热爱吗？tAUthqe ，昕昕子的自信秘诀要在#热爱让我乘风破浪#睡衣趴上大公开啦，那就是【OLAY水光沐浴露】！点击 tAUyoKC 预约直播~宝洁京东超级品牌日，我们不见不散！...全文： m.weibo
[Trying to break through and challenge themselves. Love is my bottom line, insist on is my principle, skin water distribution, the stage with confidence, want to enjoy love with me? Secret tAUthqe, xin xin son self-confidence to # # love let me braving the pajamas to lie prone on the big public, that is the OLAY above the bath dew 】! Click tAUyoKC booking live ~ p&g jingdong super brand, we be there or be square! . The full text m. eibo]
工作事宜，请发邮件至@qq
元气满满新沐瞳：
[鼓掌]
[[applause.]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#印度多人因饮用含酒精洗手液死亡# 警方：他们找不到酒[费解]】据sky news报道，近日印度安德拉邦已有至少人因饮用洗手液死亡。因疫情致酒类商店关门，许多酒精成瘾者和乞丐无处买酒，于是他们竟把含有酒精的洗手液和软饮混在一起喝解瘾。警方称，死者在过去到天里，多次食用“混合洗手液”，并...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # India people died after drinking alcohol hand sanitizer police they cant find wine [difficult]] according to sky news reported that recently the Indian state of andhra pradesh at least people died after drinking hand sanitizer. Because of the outbreak to a liquor store is closed, many alcohol addicts and beggars everywhere buy wine, so they put hand sanitizer and soft drinks containing alcohol mix drink addiction. Police said the dead in the day in the past, edible mixed liquid soap for many times, and... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：
#我好喜欢你开播#欢喜冤家首次聚首，一上来就这么劲爆！童小悠不小心想要伤害陆星成？陆主编又为何对刚见面的设计师路言之大打出手？精彩锁定今晚点#我好喜欢你# 优酷全网首播❗️VIP会员每周一至周三更新集，首更集，非会员周一至周四更新集，首更集。#宠爱剧场#
tAUtPiCH
[# # I love you started first with all comedy duo, started so awesome! TongXiaoYou big wish to hurt Lu Xing into? Lu editor and why just meet the designers way out too? Wonderful locking point # # I love you tonight youku tech-oriented premiere ❗ ️ VIP member Monday to update set on Wednesday, the first set, non-members from Monday to Thursday update set, first set. # # love theater < br > tAUtPiCH]
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【“大牛”继任者？曝兰博基尼全新测试车】日前，我们在相关社交媒体获得了一组兰博基尼全新超跑测试车的谍照，新车或为Aventador车型的继任者，其搭载混合动力总成，并于年前发布。目前曝光的谍照图展现了测试车的侧面和尾部设计，其整体造型与在售的Aventador相仿，楔型的设计得到继承...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [ and successor? Exposure lamborghini new test car 】 a few days ago, we in the relevant social media to obtain a set of brand new lamborghini supercar test car photos, new or successor for Aventador models, with a hybrid powertrain, and published years ago. The exposure of the spy figure shows the test car side and tail design, its overall modelling and sold in Aventador, the design of the wedge inherited... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
