新浪新闻客户端：
【暖心！父亲生日不能回家 #儿子监控喊话祝福父亲生日快乐#[心]】“这里还能说话？哈哈哈…”近日，安徽宿松，儿子外出打工，父亲生日当天自己不能回家，于是通过院子里的监控喊父亲，与他说话。几经确认后，父亲才发现原来监控也可以对话。tAUFgRz
[The warm heart! My father cant go home birthday happy birthday to father # # son monitoring answers [heart]] here also can talk? Ha ha ha... Recently, the anhui SuSong, son go out to work, my father birthday cant go home, and through the monitoring shouted his father in the yard, to speak with him. After confirmation, the father found that the original monitoring can also dialogue. tAUFgRz]
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刘彦斌：
大盘回撤到点之下，已经给你上车的机会了，你非要等吐鲁番，那就怪你自己了，你就等吧！吐鲁番气温很高，注意多喝水，别渴死了！🙏🙏🙏[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[Under the market retreated to point, already gives you the opportunity to get in the car, you have to turpan, the blame yourself, you like! Turpan the temperature is high, pay attention to drink water more, dont be so thirsty! 🙏 🙏 🙏 (ha ha) (ha ha) (ha ha)]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【智商税产品？#西班牙抗新冠床垫众球星成客户#[思考]】西班牙一家名为Tec Moon的床垫公司研发了“Viruclean”系统，该系统通过床垫上的纳米涂层让.%的新冠病毒失效。这意味着，如果一个新冠患者使用该床垫，接触到纳米颗粒，病毒可以在小时内被消灭，不会传染到下一个使用床垫的人。公司称这是市...全文： m.weibo
[【 IQ tax products? # Spain against the stars into new crown mattress customer # [thinking]] a Spanish company called Tec Moon mattress developed Viruclean system, the system through nano coating of mattress. % of the new virus. This means that if a new crown patients using the mattress, exposure to nanoparticles, the virus can be eliminated in hours, not transmitted to the next in the use of mattress. Company said this is the city... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
看山下，一路骑上来真不容易！还要继续骑！锦绣山河！
[See below, its not easy ride all the way up! Continue to ride! Splendid sunvo! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【或在年内上市 新一代奔腾B官图发布】日前，新一代奔腾B（官方称全新第三代奔腾B）官图发布。新车采用全新的设计语言，更符合年轻消费者的审美品位。外观方面，新一代奔腾B整体设计来源于一汽奔腾新的“光影哲学之性感曲面”的理念，其中六边形中网与灯组体现了时下流行的融合式设...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news [or listed on the year released a new generation of pentium officer figure B] recently, a new generation of pentium B (officials say the all new rd generation pentium B) released the official figure. New car, new design language, more in line with the aesthetic taste of young consumers. Look, a new generation of pentium B integral design is derived from the pentium faw new sexy curved surface of the philosophy of light the idea, hexagon China open and chy-tech represents the fusion of popular type set... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
但斌：
新宇兄拍摄的我爬坡骑行的视频，我以为有车在拍景，没想到拍我。大上坡骑行辛苦！ tAUrHMm
[Dextrys brother I climbing cycling video shooting, I thought a car in landscapes, did not think of me. Big uphill riding hard! tAUrHMm]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报：
【两部门：#高校录取通知书不得投至快件箱自提点#】近日，教育部和国家邮政局联合印发通知，强调①高校健全录取通知书寄递管理制度，必须使用给据邮件方式寄递；②邮政企业要开辟高校录取通知书寄递“绿色通道”，优先处理、单独封袋，保证寄递时效；③确保精准投递。原则上坚持“本人当面签收”，不得...全文： m.weibo
[The two departments # university admission notice not to express box from the point of # 】 recently, the Ministry of Education and the national post office jointly issued by the notice, emphasis on () the Posting and delivering management system, improve the admission notice must be used to deliver according to the email; () postal enterprises to set up university admission notice deliver green channel, priority, separate sealing bag, assure delivering aging; () to ensure accurate delivery. In principle, adhere to the himself when the sign for face to face, can not... The full text m. eibo]
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简直无懈可击[允悲]@Super-莉莉莉莉莉最后那声咳嗽，好心酸啊。。。@我是烨猫子你说的好有道理，我竟无法反驳[笑cry][笑cry]@一笑而过过不去去他的感觉没毛病[允悲]
[Almost invulnerable [allow sad] @ Super - lily lily li finally that cough, good sad... @ I am Ye cat son good sense, you said I was unable to refute [laugh cry] [laugh cry] @ smile can not go to there is nothing wrong with his feelings [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
青年时报：
【又美又飒！#岁女兵征服吨远火车#[加油]】增重斤，每天跑公里，做多个仰卧起坐…顶着戈壁的烈日和大风，第集团军某旅女子战炮班的姑娘们操作重约吨的远火车，完成实弹射击！她们中，有的曾经是百万粉丝主播，有的是爱撒娇的萌妹子。如今，她们的手长满老茧，“保护祖国是我们的梦想！”...全文： m.weibo
[The beauty and sayin! # # years old women conquer tons far train [oil]] weight jins, run miles a day, more than do sit ups... The gobi sun and wind, the first army group a brigade womens war BaoBan weighing about tons of far the train operation, the girls live firing. Of them, some of them used to be millions of fans of the host, have a plenty of love playing attractive woman. Now, their hands full of calluses, to protect the motherland is our dream!!!!! . The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#厂家回应婴儿奶粉冲出铁粉#：像奶粉里有头发一样对人体无害】#厂家称婴儿奶粉冲出的铁粉无害# 近日，河北石家庄的梁女士给宝宝冲奶粉时，发现奶瓶里有黑色的点，用磁铁尝试竟可以吸住。售卖的店家起先称黑点是焦糖，随后承认是铁粉。对此，经销方店主表示，厂家的解释是，这就像奶粉里出现头发之类...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # manufacturer to response to the baby milk powder out of iron powder, like milk powder in the hair on the human body harmless 】 # manufacturer said baby milk powder out of iron powder is harmless # recently, hebei shijiazhuang ms liang for baby powder, found the bottle have black point, try can use magnet to absorb. Caramel, are sold in shops at first said black spots later admitted that iron powder. To this, the distribution of the shopkeeper said, manufacturer of explanation is that its like milk appear hair... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
刘彦斌：
我认为：大盘即使回调，也到不了点！
[I think the market even if the callback, and a little bit to dont! ]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【男子#骑摩托故意阻挡救护车# 热心群众劝说无效[怒]】月日，广东潮州，一辆救护车在紧急送医途中遭摩托车故意挡道，旁边车辆纷纷自觉让道，但这辆摩托车却像膏药一样贴在救护车跟前。热心群众上前劝说无效。目前，交警找到了这名男子，对其多项交通违法行为处以元罚款，记分。...全文： m.weibo
[# # 【 man riding a motorcycle deliberately blocking the ambulance warm-hearted people persuade invalid [anger]] month, in chaozhou, guangdong province, an ambulance in an emergency hospital on the way by a motorcycle intentionally in the way, next to the vehicle are consciously pass, but the motorcycle like plaster stick in front of an ambulance. Enthusiastic people come forward to persuade invalid. At present, the police found the man, the number of traffic violation of yuan, score. . The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：
#微博交通台#【个熊孩子车顶“蹦迪”车损万多 家长不认可：踩一下不至于坏了[衰]】月日，郑州的何先生将车停在车位上，没想到个熊孩子在车顶踩踏了一个多小时，造成车辆多处损坏，维修费上万元。何先生找到这几名孩子家长提出赔偿，没有一家站出来承担责任。有的提出不应该赔偿这么多钱，有的让...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio [a bear child roof disco dancing CheSun more than parents do not recognise stepping on a not bad [failure]] month day, zhengzhou Mr Ho to park your car in the parking lot, I didnt think a bear child trample over an hour on the roof, vehicle more damage, maintenance costs tens of thousands of yuan. Mr. He found several parents put forward compensation, the absence of a responsibility. Some should not have so much money for compensation is put forward, some let... The full text m. eibo]
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刘彦斌：
据内线消息：牛群和小牛群正从吐鲁番出发，计划在点之上进场！消息的可靠性有待证实！[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[According to the insider news cattle and XiaoNiuQun is starting from turpan, plan on point approach! The reliability of the message needs to be confirmed! [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] (ha ha)]
优酷：
#重启之极海听雷#灯光已就位，请欣赏胖哥俩组合@陈明昊 @黄俊捷H 灵魂尬舞[doge]这魔性的舞步有点上头！#重启酷爆了##酷爽夏日季#
tAUSBn
[# restart of the sea to listen to the thunder # lights are in place, please enjoy fat brothers to combination @ mihell Chen @ Huang Junjie H soul full of menzoberranzan went doge steps a bit above! # restart cool burst # # # cool summer cool season < br > tAUSBn]
