冷笑话精选：
是了@胡图图ss还有“在吗”，请直接说事@然后下面就没了是我@小沈废话特别多哈哈哈哈哈是我@蜻蜓队长哈哈哈哈哈哈哈是这样的@喜东东teaki哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！真实！
[Yes @ hu Desmond tutu ss and in, please directly issue @ then they dont have a below is my bs is much more special ha ha ha ha ha I @ @ shen dragonfly captain ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is this @ xi dongdong teaki ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Real!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
卢健生：
我买沃尔沃就是为了安全性。@叶凌Stephon%的人买车绝不看安全性，IIHS、NCAP和中保研是怎么回事都不清楚，样子好看空间大气派就买买买@ZHAOJINXIAN-为中国特贡中国标准而骄傲
[I buy Volvo is for the sake of safety. % @ Ye Ling Stephon people buy cars never see security, IIHS, and mediator NCAP research is how to return a responsibility is not clear, looks nice space style buy buy buy @ ZHAOJINXIAN - proud of China, gong China standard]
Z CAM 首席执行官
优酷：
#沈凯翔跳舞自带威亚# #沈凯翔高难度空翻#
尖叫预警！ @沈凯翔shockwavecrew 舞步流畅自然、举重若轻。跳舞自带威亚，大鹏展翅，离地米，高难度空翻说来就来，这是失去地心引力的节奏吗[喵喵]#这就是街舞#
tAUbhTQu
[# Shen Kaixiang dancing with wei and # # Shen Kaixiang acrobatic flips # < br > warning screaming! @ Shen Kaixiang shockwavecrew moves in the smooth and natural, ease. Dance with wei, mirs, meters off the ground, acrobatic flips it cannot come, is this a lose the rhythm of gravity [meow] # # this is the street dance < br > tAUbhTQu]
柳州公安：
一路走好！[蜡烛]@人民公安报战友，一路走好！[蜡烛]
[All the way walk good! [candle] @ peoples public security to workers, all the way walk good! [candle]]
需要报案或者其他危急情况请直接拨打“”！举报网络不良信息请@柳州网警巡查执法！
南方都市报：
【#用挖掘机挡客车村民捐奖金修桥#：原来计划年后修】近日，湖南涟源，一辆中巴车行驶到河坝时，车后轮悬空，随时可能坠落。附近村民张宗南开着自家挖掘机去救人，挡住客车不被冲走。在他的协助下，消防员成功营救了车内被困的人。事后，张宗南获得了万元的奖金，他表示，想捐出这笔钱来协助提前修...全文： m.weibo
[[# # bus with excavator villagers give bonuses bridge the original plan after repair 】 recently, hunan lianyuan, a minibuses are nearer to the dam, rear wheel impending, could fall at any time. Nearby villagers Zhang Zong wheeled excavator to save oneself, shielding the buses were washed away. With the help of his, firemen successfully rescue the people trapped inside the car. After the event, Zhang Zongna won a prize of ten thousand yuan, he said, would like to donate the money to help fix in advance... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#黄渤开场舞# #这就是街舞# 有些人表面是实力派的影帝，实际是叱咤街舞圈的老炮儿！全民街舞主理人@黄渤 的开场舞，一出场范就起来了，节奏和控制力真的顶，你渤哥还是你渤哥，不愧是自带神级技能的人[酷炫街舞给手]
tAUbPXUy
[# # # # Huang Bo opening dance that is street dance some surface is a great actor, is actually a quarter-century old cannon street dance circle son! A hip-hop run @ Huang Bo opening dance, a fan got up, rhythm and control really top, bohai your brother or your elder brother of the bohai sea, not the kui is bringing god skill level [cool street dance to hand] < br > tAUbPXUy]
微博搞笑排行榜：
哈哈哈哈哈@芝华仕头等舱沙发官方 你签苏轼做野生代言人苏轼本人知道吗？不过说真的，苏轼看起来真的很舒适→_→tAyEceu
#芝华仕头等舱 舒适到飞起# #京东超级品牌日# tAygvgWb
[Ha ha ha ha ha @ cheese HuaShi first class sofa official sign you do wild spokesperson su shi su shi I know? But to be honest, su shi looks really very comfortable - _ - tAyEceu < br > # cheese HuaShi comfortable to fly first class on # # # tAygvgWb jingdong super brand]
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优酷：
#这就是街舞# #这就是街舞第三季#
全民街舞主理人@黄渤 惊喜上演开场舞[憧憬]
四位队长震惊三连，集体放弃表情管理[并不简单]
燃炸作品一浪接着一浪，现场气氛嗨出天际[酷炫街舞给手]
第三期正片上线，come on [酷炫街舞给手][酷炫街舞给手]
tAUbvVO
[# this is the street dance in the third quarter, # # # this is the street dance < br > the street people run @ Huang Bo surprise on the opening dance [hope] < br > four captain three even shock, collective abandoned expression management [] are not simple < br > detonation wave after wave, the scene atmosphere hi the sky [cool street dance to hand] < br > ) positive online, on [cool street dance to hand] [cool street dance to hand] < br > tAUbvVO]
但斌：
[拳头]@君JUNJUNE但总厉害，这一段不好骑，但是风景真好[赞][赞]
[[fist] @ jun JUNJUNE but always bad, its bad for a period of riding, but the scenery is really good [great] [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#警方通报铁笼溺水男子生前轨迹#
[Life track # # police notified cage drowning men]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#警方通报铁笼溺水男子生前轨迹# 更多细节公布】月日，江苏泰州兴化一水域打捞出一具被装在铁笼的男性尸体。清洁工人在河面意外发现一只铁笼的一角，定睛一看笼内疑似有具尸体。男子究竟是不是自己钻进笼内的？事发现场监控画面曝光↓↓#警方通报铁笼溺水男子生前轨迹#↓↓tAUkB
[The trajectory of # # police notified cages drowning man while was living more details] month day, jiangsu taizhou XingHua waters to salvage a corpse comes in cages of men. Cleaning workers in the river accidentally found a corner of the cage, looking intently at the cage is suspected bodies. Man whether himself into the cage? The scene monitoring picture exposure left left # police notified before track # left left tAUkB cage drowning men]
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微博搞笑排行榜：
说说你人生中#最诗意的时刻#
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如果#今夜只聊风花雪月#，榜姐想给你寄一本诗集，上面写着：两人对酌山花开，一杯一杯复一杯。。有故事，怎么能少得了风花雪月啤酒tAyxEbi
tAUEygm
[About # # the most poetic moments in your life < br > _________________________________ < br > if the affair # # tonight only chat, elder sister want to send you a list of a book of poems, it read two people hobnob mountain flower, a cup of drink.. Have a story, how can you get affair less beer tAyxEbi < br > tAUEygm]
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汽车之家：
#家家技术设计#【旗舰的实力 聊全新奔驰S级安全技术】如果说那些售价低廉的入门车型是车企们的利润奶牛，那么销量注定不高的旗舰车型似乎就是赔本赚吆喝。不过高昂的售价，是搭载超越时代的技术自信。对奔驰而言，S级一直是他们的骄傲。在代号W的全新一代奔驰S级亮相前，德国人已经迫不及待的展示了...全文： m.weibo
[# # every technology design of the flagship strength about new Mercedes s-class security technology 】 if the price is low introductory car companies profits is cow, so sales not meant high flagship model seems to be a loss-leader. But high prices, is carrying technology confident exceeding the age. For the mercedes-benz s-class has always been the pride of them. At a new generation of code W Mercedes s-class appearance, shows the germans couldnt wait... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#网剧刺##原生家庭影响有多大#我们的涛涛子@包文婧 太可怜了，每次回到家中都只能吃冷掉的面条外卖，在线喊话刘涛妈妈，关心一下孩子吧[泪]优酷每周二、三、四全网独播，VIP会员抢先看！tAUbPaVb
[Thorn # # # net play # native family influence how our tao tao zi @ bao wenjin is too poor, every home can only eat cold noodles takeaway, online propaganda mother, liu tao care about the children [tears] youku every Tuesday, three, four tech-oriented alone, VIP member first! tAUbPaVb]
南方都市报：
【#警方发现在青海失联女大学生遗骸#】据西宁晚报微信公号月日消息，连日来，青海省海西州格尔木市公安局组织百余名民警在失踪人员黄某某最后活动区域全力搜寻。月日时分许，在可可西里自然保护区清水河南侧无人区相继发现其身份证、学生证及相关随身物品。并在现场勘查发现人体骨骼组织，经D...全文： m.weibo
[Police found the lost in female college students in qinghai [# # remains 】 according to xining evening WeChat number, news, for days, organize hundreds of golmud, in qinghai province public security bureau police in missing huang last activity area to search. In February nd, henan side no mans land in the hoh xil nature reserve water successively found his id card, student card and your belongings. And, at the time of crime scene investigation found that human bone tissue, D... The full text m. eibo]
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