冷笑话精选：
#垃圾海里的美人鱼#
在被垃圾严重污染后海洋里生活的小美人鱼，看完真的好难过啊…[失望][泪]
[# # garbage the mermaid in the sea < br > < br > the ocean life after being garbage serious pollution of the little mermaid, watching a really good sad... [disappointed] [] of tears]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：
#故宫的雪#【北京故宫迎今年初雪，人气爆满，网友：雪后故宫分外美】月日，自昨夜北京迎来初雪后，不少游客一大早前来观赏故宫雪景。据故宫博物馆官方网络售票网站，截至时，门票已全部售罄。初雪后的故宫银装素裹，红墙绿瓦被皑皑白雪覆盖。有网友表示：“雪后故宫分外美”。 ...全文： m.weibo
[Snow # # the palace [to meet this years first snow of Beijing the imperial palace, sentiment full, users the palace after a particularly beautiful 】 month day, since Beijings first snow last night, a lot of tourists to visit the imperial palace in the early morning snow. According to the official ticketing web site, the Palace Museum by the, all tickets have been sold out. After the first snow of the palace white and red walls and green tiles is covered by snow. Some netizens said the imperial palace after a particularly beautiful. . The full text m. eibo]
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吴昕：
#吐槽大会# 不好意思我又来了，没想到吧~tAigqfDp ， #吐槽大会开播# ，经过一个夏天的磨练，来看看我的脱口秀有没有长进呀~[污]
[# # poking fun at the conference sorry I again come, never thought ~ tAigqfDp, # # poking fun at conference began, after a summer of polish, and to see if my talk show is to grow ah ~ [pollution]]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【太作！男子用脚开车发朋友圈挑衅交警：“来收费站欢迎一下我”】 今年月、月，贵州一男子为给自己的租车行打广告，先后两次用脚驾驶车辆，并上传朋友圈，配上文字“麻烦来收费站欢迎”挑衅交警。月日，吕某某被盘州交警传唤#用脚开车挑衅交警被传唤#，警方依法对其罚款元、驾驶证记分。...全文： m.weibo
[【 too! Man driving a car with their feet to send friends provocative police welcome to toll gates once I] month this year, month, guizhou a man for his own car rental advertising, has two driving cars with their feet, and upload circle of friends, to go up the word welcome troubles to toll gates provocation traffic police. Month, Lv Mou one foot drive provocation by plate state police summoned # # police were summoned, police fines for the yuan, a drivers license in accordance with the score. . The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：
#车迷猜猜猜# 有钱人的生活是有多枯燥？#发现新人设#
[# # fans guess to rich mans life is how boring? Found new set # #]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：
好看[憧憬]
[Good [hope]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
南方都市报：
【吸尿救人医生笑称“太太不亲我”是玩笑话！目前正常出诊尚未体检】日前，飞机上吸尿救人的医生张红被暨南大学附属第一医院授予“暨南杏林楷模”称号。张红笑称“这件事有两个后遗症：一是太太不亲我了，二是越好的啤酒越不敢喝了”，再次引发网友热议。月日，张红告诉南都记者，说“太太不亲我了...全文： m.weibo
[【 absorb urine save the doctor laughed said wife dont kiss me is a joke! Now normal visits is not yet a medical 】, plane absorb urine save the doctor zhang hong was the first hospital affiliated to jinan university awarded the title of jinan almond shaped model. Zhang Hongxiao said this matter has two sequela it is Mrs. Dont kiss me, the second is the more the more afraid to drink good beer, again lead to netizens. Month day, Mrs Zhang hong told SMW reporter, dont kiss me... The full text m. eibo]
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元气满满新沐瞳：
@赵薇#电影两只老虎# 微信加上了！希望这个冬天，你的真爱与重逢一起到来。#两只老虎彩蛋#[亲亲][心][心][心]
[# # @ zhao wei films two tigers WeChat plus! I hope this winter, meet your true love and come together. # # two tigers eggs [kiss] [heart] [heart] [heart]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航 心向往之，行必能至。
南方都市报：
【湖南炎陵岁县委书记突发心脏病不幸殉职！曾任株洲日报总编辑】月日，政协株洲市委办、炎陵县委发布讣告称，株洲市政协副主席、炎陵县委书记黄诗燕，工作期间突发心脏病于日下午不幸殉职，享年岁，遗体告别仪式将在月日举行。南都记者查询发现，逝世前十天，黄诗燕曾前往该县医院、水厂...全文： m.weibo
[[age hunan yanling county party secretary of a heart attack, unfortunately died! Formerly zhuzhou journal editor] month day, Chinese peoples political consultative conference said ShiWeiBan, zhuzhou tianxinli committee published obituary, zhuzhou city, vice chairman of CPPCC, tianxinli committee secretary Huang Shiyan, while working on the afternoon of a heart attack in unfortunately died, aged, remains farewell ceremony will be held on February nd. SMW reporter query, found that days before he died, Huang Shiyan had travelled to the county hospital, water... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
.#要闻daily#
防艾进行时
今年截至月，全国共检测艾滋病.亿人次，新增加抗病毒治疗.万例，治疗成功率.%。#中国存活艾滋病感染者.万#，性传播成为主要传播途径。tAigZnTo
了解、预防、消除歧视。防艾治艾，我们在路上。
[. # pounced daily# < br > when AIDS for < br > this year by the end of month, the national AIDS testing. Billions of people, new antiviral treatment. Thousands of cases, treatment success. %. # # China survive. People infected with HIV than, sexually transmitted become the main route of transmission. TAigZnTo < br > to understand, prevent and eliminate discrimination. YiZhiYi proof, we are on the way. ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【法子英有多残忍?碎尸块恐吓死者妻女后杀死全家】身负七条人命，潜逃年的女逃犯劳荣枝，月日在厦门落网↓↓法子英与劳荣枝曾在多地流窜“仙人跳”杀人，据法子英供述年月，曾将一男子杀死后肢解，用碎尸块恐吓死者的妻女，抢得多万现金后，杀死母女俩↓↓更多惊人细节曝光↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[How cruel the way English? Dismembered body piece frighten dead after his wife killed the family 】 have seven lives, lam in female escapee LaoRong branch, June in xiamen were arrested left left Britain with LaoRong branches in more escaping fairy jump murder, according to the way the confession, dismembered after once killed a man, with ripper threaten the wife of the dead, after more than cash grab, killed the mother and daughter left left more surprising details exposure left left... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：
好感人啊这个故事[泪]@M大王叫我来巡山我要哭了。。真是太遗憾太让人心疼的故事了。阿梅值得拥有这样的婚礼啊[泪]@风吹铃铛响叮叮 我哇哇大哭，阿梅要幸福啊@团表哥 [可怜]
[Good moving the story [] tears @ M king, the king asked me to garrick I want to cry.. Shame is too let a person love story. Ah mui is worth having such a wedding ah [] tears @ the wind blow the bell ding ding I crying, ah mui will cousin happy @ [poor]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：
这是洗发水？现在年轻人真会玩[二哈][二哈]@王蹦蹦-这个发膜太可爱了吧！安排上，已经开始期待下次旅行带上它啦～ tAigpJylx @二两红酒窝：这个颜值我可以！！！染发星人有救了，安排上 tAigpAvye
[This is shampoo? Now young people really will play [two ha] [two ha] @ king leap - the hair film is too cute!!!! Travel arrangements, have begun to look forward to the next take it ~ tAigpJylx @ two red dimples the appearance level I can!!!!!! Hair color star has been already saved, tAigpAvye arrangement]
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南方都市报：
【#河南一家属楼火灾致人死亡#：人跳楼逃生坠亡，另人窒息身亡】月日，河南鹤壁市山城区电子供销公司家属楼七楼一居民家中发生火灾。消防人员迅速赶赴现场进行救援，分钟后将大火扑灭，楼上居民已妥善安置。区政府通报，事故中人跳楼逃生，经医院抢救无效死亡，另人窒息死亡。火灾原因正在...全文： m.weibo
[[# # henan bring a deadly fire man jumped to his escape dropping dead, the other man suffocated 】 month day, henan hebi city mountain city electronic supply and marketing company bring a fire at peoples homes on the th floor. Firefighters rushed to the scene to rescue rapidly, minutes will put out the fire, the residents upstairs has arranged properly. District government bulletin, accident in escape by jumping off a building, the hospital rescue invalid death, the other people suffocation death. The cause is under... The full text m. eibo]
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微博汽车：
#新能源汽车# #电动汽车# 交付前的这些取舍，实在是太南了[允悲]
[New energy car # # # # electric car delivery before these trade-offs, is too south [allow sad]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
