微博搞笑排行榜：
周知@鸽雾七评论都值得点赞！@Elegant洋今天话题真棒！真希望所有人都懂，这样谁都不累[二哈]
[Known as @ pigeon fog seven comments are worth thumb up! @ Elegant the topic today are great! Wish everyone to understand, so who all not tired ,]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小野妹子学吐槽：
差不多到了该看叔吃饭的时间了...今天是烤肉，猪五花，牛五花，猪里脊，安排[馋嘴]
[Its about time to see uncle to eat the... Are various are various today is roast meat, pig, cattle, pigs, pork, arrange [available]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：
#女排教练想收了李宇春##上优酷看巅峰对决# 今晚演员们的精彩表现大家都看了吗[好喜欢] @李冰冰 @张国立 @李宇春 @郭涛 @马思纯 @佟大为 @梁静 @秦昊 演绎的四个作品中，哪一个才是你的pick呢[喵喵]为你最喜爱的作品片段投票，一起来安利给大家吧[赞]点击投票tAiByuqZ
[# volleyball coaches want to collect the li yuchun youku watch smackdown on # # # excellent performance of the actors and actresses tonight everyone saw it [like] @ li bingbing @ zhang guoli @ @ li guo tao @ Sandra @ quickly go.some @ nicole @ Qin Hao deduce four books, which one is your pick? [meow] vote for your favorite work pieces, amway give everyone together [who] tAiByuqZ click vote]
冷笑话精选：
是了@_Ethereal丨我还是喜欢甜甜的恋爱@大脑切片 真的！！@林徵困 是
[I prefer sweet love yes @ _Ethereal 丨 @ brain slice really!! @ Lin Zheng is trapped]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
李冰冰：
作为观众，刚在电视机前看了《冬之光》，我要非常坦诚的说一句，这样的作品在这个舞台真的不适合。
作为演员，我对自己这次的表现也是不满意的。这个作品需要一人分饰两个角色，一个角色是作家萧红，一个角色是萧红笔下的《生死场》的人物金枝。作品一共有四幕，需要三次换装，我们每次换只有分钟，...全文： m.weibo
[As the audience, just in front of the television watching the winter light, I want to be very honest, really is not suitable for such work in this stage. < br > < br > as an actor, I is not satisfied with your performance this time. This work needs one act the role of two roles, a character is a writer xiao hong, a character is the character of xiao hongs hulanhe golden. Work a total of four ACTS, need to change three times, every time we change only minutes,... The full text m. eibo]
李冰冰：
你的演技有目共睹，无需证明，你的文字让我看到一个有自信的有内容的有历练的演员的格局，静儿你真的特别棒！
[Acting there for all to see, you dont need to prove that your words make me see a confident with the content of training actors, static son you really great!]
刘彦斌：
刚看到一句话，很有道理，跟大家分享一下：别去劝一个执意要吃屎的人！[good][good][good][good][good][good]
[Just saw a word, a lot of sense, share with you dont go to advise a man determined to eat shit! [good] [good] [good] [good] [good] [good]]
冷笑话精选：
先🐴@书墙见庆山：陌上花开，可缓缓归矣@总是有这么多的遗憾和不完满欲寄彩笺兼尺素，山长水阔知归何处。
[🐴 @ first book wall see heqing mountain on the safety of blooms, can slowly to yi @ always have so much regret and not complete to send CaiJian and feet, long mountain water rich know to where.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
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[Congratulations to @ seal of Colombias friends beside a small user get a pony doll 】 【 Sia signature. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiByuE]
猫扑：
#猫扑晚安#奶猫——世界瑰宝 tAiByuV
[# # mop goodnight milk cat - tAiByuV treasure in the world]
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冷笑话精选：
靠听喜欢的歌@程序猿吖夜宵，吃吃吃@朕心甚悦_：考研越来越近了，变得越来越焦虑，前今天因为去图书馆忘了拿笔袋就崩溃了，坐在图书馆一直哭，后来看了一会视频好点了
[By listening to the songs like @ program apes around midnight snack, eat eat @ I heart very yue _ ones deceased father grind getting closer, is becoming more and more anxious, because go to the library today forget to take a pen bag before I snapped, sitting in the library has been crying, then look for a moment video better]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#优酷音浪合伙人# #音浪合伙人[超话]#啊啊啊！@YH_NEXT_OFFICIAL 几位哥哥 #朱正廷[超话]# #黄明昊[超话]# #毕雯珺[超话]# #丁泽仁[超话]# #李权哲[超话]# #黄新淳[超话]# 带来的《Blah Blah 丛林法则》也太帅了吧！一句话证明你爱上了他！
tAiBynWEj
[# youku sound waves partner # # the sound wave [ultra words] # ahhh! @ # Zhu Zhengting YH_NEXT_OFFICIAL several brother [ultra words] # # Huang Minghao [ultra words] # # BiWenJun [ultra words] # # Ding Zeren [ultra words] # # Li Quan zhe words [over] # # # hairdresser chun words [over] the Blah Blah the law of the jungle also too handsome!!!! Words that you fell in love with him! < br > tAiBynWEj]
ZAKER：
【拿走个亿自首时只剩多，曾经风光的女强人栽了】 温州女强人吸收大量社会资金“拆东墙补西墙”，直到资金链断裂才主动自首，为还债她还拉亲戚下水>> tAiByEQbi
[【 take $surrendered only, when once the woman planted 】 wenzhou women robbing Peter to pay Paul to absorb a large number of social capital, until capital chain rupture voluntarily surrenders, to repay her relatives also pull water > > tAiByEQbi]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 如果世界上只允许留下一款车，你希望这款车是______？
[# # good night family if allow only one car in the world, this car is... would you like to do? ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
天猫：
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[Follow this meow rob double big fifty percent coupon! Tonight lit, Tmall costumes official live radio hour ticket lottery, and super will buy all pointed goods preferential broadcast trend! Model stylist solve collocation trouble for you, let you double fashion buying enjoyable! Immediately open the taobao live, wonderful night # # satisfy is open! Double # # # Tmall double what dress buy # poke tAiByRBbs watching address]
(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ..*☆理想生活，上天猫！─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ超皮官V，撩本喵！
