冷笑话精选：
公共场合下最让你反感的行为有哪些？[并不简单]
[Under the public what you dislike most about behavior? [] are not simple]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：
@如曌-曦曦香港教育教出了暴徒恐怖分子杀人犯[弱][弱][弱]
[@ as ray - the sunrise the sunrise the Hong Kong education teaches the mob terrorist killer [] [] []]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：
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[[the parties to clarify # # pumping cash transport repay a debt of the agreement before understanding deviation, pick up the car privately agreed solution 】 henan xichuan, net exposure after a man to buy a car to dealer sweepstakes, in cash, merchants are car to repay a debt. Of the claim, the parties in accordance with the agreement, is the arrival of the next car models. Before he has been in communication with the dealer, after winning the protocol understanding deviation, the two sides have negotiated solution, now... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#蒙面合唱我和我的祖国# #优酷蒙面唱将# 蒙面唱将猜猜猜，大唱将同台合体共献一曲《我和我的祖国》，他们究竟是谁？小酷已经听出来了哦~
tAiuHNzk
[# # # of chorus, I and my motherland masked youku masked sing sing will guess # will be masked, great fit to sing together, a total of one song I and my motherland, who are they? Small cool already hear oh ~ < br > tAiuHNzk]
微博搞笑排行榜：
已婚的人给未婚的人，讲一个忠告
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[Married people to marry people, to tell a advice < br > ____________________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
汽车之家：
#夜福利# 宝马Z 款 Mi M运动性能版~
[Welfare # # night BMW Mi M athletic performance version ~ Z model]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
优酷：
#我不能恋爱的女朋友# 精彩先睹为快[思考]迟信@许魏洲ZZ PD闯祸，被欺压N久的小柔@乔欣Bridgette 要反攻了？屏住呼吸，跟小酷一起尖叫~“我喜欢男的还是女的，你试一试不就知道了”。下周二，#吃肉CP# 开启加速撒糖模式，快来围观~
tAiucjamZ
[# # I cant fall in love girlfriend wonderful sneak peek ZZ PD trouble [thinking] ChiXin @ Xu Wei state, the oppressed N long little soft @ Qiao Xin Bridgette to counterattack? Hold your breath, screaming with small cool ~ I love a man or a woman, you try not to know. Next Tuesday, # meat CP# open accelerate sugar on model, fast to onlookers ~ < br > tAiucjamZ]
新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻# 父母常提起你哪件童年事？
[# # pillow moment which childhood thing parents often mention you? ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌：
什麼樣的父母、老師、媒體教出這樣的暴徒，也害了他[怒][怒][怒] tRUyWf
[What kind of parents, teachers, media to teach such a mob, also hurt him [anger] [anger] [anger] tRUyWf]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：
#优酷蒙面唱将# #蒙面唱将# 第四季第一期来袭，头套下的天籁之音究竟是谁？猜评团中的“卧底”又究竟是哪位？月日起，《蒙面唱将猜猜猜》第四季优酷独播，每周日会员抢先看 ，每周一全网免费看，每周三加享会员版！
tAiuHryr
[# youku masked sing will # # # masked sing to the fourth quarter of the first phase of the incoming, who is head of sounds of nature? Guess undercover and in the evaluation of and in what? Month, the masked sing will guess youku, alone in the fourth quarter Sunday member first, cut a week for free, every Wednesday and enjoy member version! < br > tAiuHryr]
南方都市报：
【男子违停被罚驾车追交警讨说法，又查出酒驾...】月日，陕西宝鸡。一辆白色轿车违停被交警贴单，分钟后被罚司机驾车拦停交警，要求交警取消罚单，删除拍摄的违停记录。交流中，交警发现其酒气比较严重，经检测，男子涉嫌酒后驾车，目前已得到相应处罚。@一手Video tAiuXTFUm
[【 men beg, fail to stop driving was sent off after police found to drunken driving again... 】 June , baoji in shaanxi province. Stopped by the traffic police to stick a white car spare list, minutes sent the driver to drive the block the traffic police stopped, ask the traffic police to cancel ticket, delete fail to stop recording. Communication, the traffic police found its alcohol is serious, after the examination, man on suspicion of drink driving, has received the corresponding punishment. @ Video tAiuXTFUm]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【太难了[允悲]#男子工资上交举报自己酒驾#：年入万全交老婆】近日，浙江余杭，男子曹某报警举报自己酒驾。他哭着说，自己给岳父打工，虽年入多万，但一发工资，岳父就把钱全给了老婆，他想通过酒驾被抓来逃避现实。经检测，曹某属醉驾，目前已被刑拘。@江苏新闻 tAiuNcMN
[【 too difficult [allow sad] # # mens wages due to report himself drunk driving years into the solutionwife 】 recently, zhejiang yuhang, man name of cao alarm to report their drunken driving. He cried, he work for the father-in-law, though more than the years of age, but pay wages, father-in-law gave the money to his wife, he wants to escape from reality was seized by drunken driving. After the examination, name of cao is drunk, has been detained. @ tAiuNcMN jiangsu news]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌：
@再见亦是初识wwx这个视频角度一目了然，天！赤裸裸的谋杀[怒][怒][怒]，如果再保释出来，那法院直接关门算了。
[@ goodbye is also met WWX this video Angle be clear at a glance, day! Outright murder [anger] [anger] [anger], if the bail out again, the court closed directly.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
