冷笑话精选：
好可爱呀@都是我的崽l天哪，爱了@冬时梨好多胖啾啾！@杨林林是个铁憨憨一群毛茸茸圆滚滚的小坨坨
[Good lovely @ are usually my dear, l love the @ winter pears a lot of fat chirp! @ lin-lin Yang is an iron han han a group of fuzzy chubby little tuo tuo]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：
【#致敬每一个开始# 中国青年说 | 作家@反裤衩阵地 王欣：我的医院是酒吧】
他喜欢写作完就喝点威士忌的自在，也憎恨自己带着电脑去旅行的条件反射。酒吧是王欣的医院，在这里，他既是医生，也是病人。写作是王欣的骄傲，也是他的心魔。
保持真诚的同时，王欣也在用力的理解和享受世俗。“因为我确实...全文： m.weibo
[【 # salute every beginning writers Chinese youth said | # @ the underpants positions wang xin is my hospital is bar 】 < br > < br > he like writing out drink whisky at ease, also hate themselves to travel with a computer. Bars are hospitals, wang xin will be here, he is a doctor, is also patient. Writing is the pride of wang xin will be, but also his demons. < br > < br > keep sincerity at the same time, also in wang xin will be hard to understand and enjoy the secular. Because I really... The full text m. eibo]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
微博汽车：
浙江公检法提出：醉酒后#接替代驾进小区不属醉驾# 对于醉酒在广场、公共停车场等公众通行的场所挪动车位的，或者由他人驾驶至居民小区门口后接替驾驶进入居民小区的，或者驾驶出公共停车场、居民小区后即交由他人驾驶的，不属于刑法第一百三十三条之一规定的“在道路上醉酒驾驶机动车”。 针对...全文： m.weibo
[Zhejiang courts put forward drunken # instead of driving into the area not drunk in # for drunk in the square, public parking lot and places of the public parking is moved, or replaced by others after driving to the door in residential area, driving into the residential quarters or driving out of the public parking lot, after driving to the others in residential area, does not belong to the provision of article one hundred and thirty-three of the criminal law of drunk driving motor vehicles on the road. In view of the... The full text m. eibo]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
优酷：
#这就是灌篮# #约个球# 默契打出来了！看果子哥@CL曹芳_ClutchFactor 和凯瑞图@STyfReal 这波配合，太养眼了
tAiuLtnzI
[# this is about a ball dunk # # # the tacit understanding to play out! Fruit elder brother @ CL cao fang _ClutchFactor and kerry figure @ STyfReal this wave of coordination, too beautiful < br > tAiuLtnzI]
新浪新闻客户端：
【抓了人！#一件T恤摧毁的上亿假货王国#[吃惊]】前一阵，扬州的小吴网购了一件最新款阿迪达斯T恤，钱没少花，可衣服到手后却发现还有碎线头。警觉的小吴报了案，让人意想不到的是，警方由此起获了一个涉案近亿元的制假售假产业链，这是一个从面料、辅料、商标，到生产、销售一条龙的完整产业链。最终...全文： m.weibo
[【 caught people! # a T-shirt to destroy the kingdom of hundreds of millions of fake # [surprised]] before a, xiao wu of yangzhou bought a latest adidas T-shirt, didnt spend less money, but after it was found that there are broken thread. Alert xiao wu called the case, surprisingly, the police seized a involved nearly one hundred million yuan of the production and sale of counterfeit goods industry chain, from fabrics, accessories, this is a brand, to the entire industrial chain of production, sales through-train. In the end... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车：
#大V侃车# 如果你有万的预算，你会买什么车？[doge]
[# # big V kan car if you have a budget, what would you buy car? [doge]]
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猫扑：
【跑车炸街！#法拉利司机深夜猛踩油门飞驰#噪音巨大 市民拍视频举报】据钱江晚报报道，月日，浙江杭州一辆白色的法拉利，飞快地在马路中间行驶，而且发出很响的声音。因为油门声音非常大，很多居民都被吵醒，纷纷拿出手机拍下了汽车炸街视频。目前，交警部门针对此事正在进一步调查中。...全文： m.weibo
[【 sports car fry street! # ferrari driver sped accelerator pedal # in the middle of the night were very noisy people shoot video to report], qianjiang evening news reported on, a white ferrari in hangzhou, zhejiang province, in the middle of the road quickly, and a loud sound. Because the gas is very loud, many residents were woken up, with their cell phone video filmed the car Fried street. At present, the traffic police department on this matter is under further investigation. . The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【又是自拍悲剧！印度人水库中牵手自拍死[衰]】月日，印度一对夫妇和四名亲戚结伴出游，不料在水库自拍时发生意外↓↓据悉当时人手牵手进入水库中水深齐腰的地方，一男孩不慎滑倒将除新郎外的四人拉下水，新郎最终只将妹妹救了上来，其余四人不幸溺亡↓↓现场画面曝光↓↓tAiuyZCY
[【 take tragedy again! Take dead indians in the reservoir in hand [failure]] month, India a couple and four relatives travel together, only to find in the reservoir take accident left left is understood when holding hands to enter in the reservoir water depth waist place, a careless boy slipped four people will be in addition to the grooms down, the groom will only sister eventually saved up, the rest of the four people drowned unfortunately left left the scene left left tAiuyZCY picture exposure]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
青年时报：
【猪也会用工具？#研究发现猪会用木棍挖洞筑巢# [偷笑]】国际科学期刊《哺乳动物生物学》杂志日前发布的一项研究称，研究人员观察到一个濒危的米沙鄢疣猪会用木棍挖洞并筑巢，这证明猪也会使用工具。据报道，这是猪被首次发现会使用工具。（中新视频 ）tAiuZcOe
[Pigs may also be use tool? # study found that pigs can dig holes with a wooden stick nest # [laughing]] international scientific journals mammalian biology magazine recently published a study, according to the researchers observed a endangered misha yan warthog would use a stick to dig holes and nesting, which proves that the pig will also use tools. It is reported that this is the first time pigs are found will use tools. TAiuZcOe (new video)]
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新浪汽车：
噗噗
[poop-poop]
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汽车之家：
#家家新闻#【纯电续航公里 新款奥迪A插混版官图】日前，奥迪正式发布了新款旗舰级车型A TFSIe插电式混合动力版本官图，新版本的加入也进一步扩充了当前奥迪家族的电气化阵容。参数方面，新车与A TFSIe使用相同的.升六缸发动机，与一台电动机组成了插电式混合动力系统，车辆-kmh加速...全文： m.weibo
[# # every news 【 pure charge km new audi insert A mixed version of the official figure 】, audi has officially released the new flagship model A TFSIe plug-in hybrid version of the official figure, the addition of the new version also further expand the current audi family of electrification. Parameters, A new car with A TFSIe using the same. -liter six-cylinder engine, and an electric motor with A plug-in hybrid system, vehicle - KMH to accelerate... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#黄宗泽的双胞胎兄弟# 有颜不任性，演技不得了，不愧是你@黄宗泽 期待陆氏兄弟当面对决！#我知道你的秘密#每周三点更新。
[# # boscos twin brother yan is not capricious, acting, not the kui is a @ bosco you expect importance brothers fight face to face! # I know your secret # update every week. ]
当当创始人李国庆：
在判决杀人疑犯无罪后，泰国法官当场自杀
tAiuyri
[After murder suspect not guilty in the judgment, Thai judge on the spot suicide < br > tAiuyri]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
王小川：
是这个理
[Is this reason]
好奇地活着
