冷笑话精选：
@娱乐大魔王完全🉑️！！@花开等你归-我搞还不行吗
[Lord @ entertainment big 🉑 ️!!!!! @ flowers waiting for you - Im not yet]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
刘彦斌：
我不认同李大霄老师的观点！ tAiRSrkH
[I dont think Li Daxiao teachers point of view! tAiRSrkH]
丑女达人：
【丑女好物】这是我的新爱之物，回国途中买的，用了多天，每晚不用就不安心。植村秀其实不陌生，刚在北京国贸开店我就去看过，一看是油，脑补腻乎乎的画面，而我又是不化妆的，最多是防晒和带防晒的气垫粉[允悲]，觉得跟我实在没关系。但现在的空气污染实在太厉害了，脸真的很脏很脏，抱着试试的心态...全文： m.weibo
[Good ugly things 】 【 love thing in the world, this is my new home on the way to buy, for many days, every night without peace of mind. Shu uemura is not strange, just set up shop in Beijing guomao, I will go to see a look is oil, imagine bored with MCE images, but I am not makeup, most is prevented bask in and take prevent bask in air cushion powderallow sad, think it doesnt matter with me. But now the air pollution is too much, face really dirty dirty, try holding the attitude... The full text m. eibo]
喜欢就去买，没钱就去赚，人生那么短，辛苦给谁看！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#又一起用避孕套后被感染#【又一起相似事件？男子自称女友用便利店避孕套后被感染：个月仍未康复[吃惊]】月日，西安的李先生爆料：他和女友也遭遇了和周女士类似的事，今年月他在当地一家便利店买了冈本避孕套，使用后女友不适，经检查患上霉菌性阴道炎，至今未康复。李先生希望有关部门能介入调查...全文： m.weibo
[# # and with the use of condoms after infected the similar incident again? Men claim to be infected after his girlfriend with a convenience store condoms months had still not recovered [surprised]] month day, xian li fact he and his girlfriend have suffered similar to ms zhou, this month he bought okamoto condoms at a local convenience store, use after his girlfriend is unwell, examined suffer from mould sex vaginitis, has not yet recovered. Mr. Li hope that relevant departments to investigate... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：
吃和睡两大终极欲望的对决 tAiRSdoJ
[Eating and sleeping two ultimate desire tAiRSdoJ]
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维维任意门：
「这就是传说中的野人」
哈扎比部落，是世界上最古老也是最后的狩猎部落之一。总人口不足千人，他们人或人组成一个个的小团体，分散在茂密的灌木丛林中。
自古以来，男人以打猎为生，女人采集果实，照看老幼，一直过着一万年前的生活。他们住在草皮屋子里，把大地当床，没有任何家具。
哈扎比人一...全文： m.weibo
[This is the legendary savages < br > hazard than tribe, is the oldest in the world is also one of the last hunting tribe. Of a total population of less than one thousand people, their people or people groups, scattered in the thick bushes in the forest. < br > since ancient times, the man make a living by hunting and women gathered fruits, look after the old and young, has been lived ten thousand years ago. They live in the grass in the house, the earth as a bed, no furniture. < br > hazard than a man... The full text m. eibo]
以吃喝玩乐为生的仙女✨ 商务联络微信：XYF
24小时新闻：
【坐飞机忘带身份证 手机点点就认证】从月日开始，杭州萧山国际机场电子临时乘机证明系统投入试运行。通过点点手机，只要分钟左右的时间，一张“临时乘机证明”就能在手机上办妥，然后拿着它，到指定柜台进行扫码值机、扫码安检。据了解，该机场国内候机楼共安装了台设备，值机柜台台、安检台，...全文： m.weibo
[【 forgot to take my id card phone every bits of bit is certified by plane] starting from the date of, hangzhou xiaoshan international airport electronic temporary proof system put into trial operation. By little cell phone, and as long as the minutes of the time, a provisional seize the opportunity to prove can be completed on the mobile phone, and then take it, to the specified counter code check-in, and security. It is understood that the domestic airport terminal devices were installed, check-in counters, security,... The full text m. eibo]
最新、最快新闻视频
元气满满新沐瞳：
【天呐，闪亮版皮肤怎么可以这么炫！】皮肤都能有闪亮版，快进来看看吧~ tAiRtsxO
[【 god, shiny version skin how can so cool! Skin can have shiny version, come in and have a look ~ tAiRtsxO]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航 心向往之，行必能至。
中国银行信用卡：
十月一去哪玩？出行标配的买买买，这次让你游玩、购物双痛快！月日至月日，在百货、母婴类商户新世界百货、百联、大商集团、GAP、乐友、红孩儿、爱婴室、米氏、小飞象等合作商户使用中国银行银联开头芯片信用卡、手机闪付支付，可享满元最高立减元优惠，记得带上中行信用卡去旅行哦~
[October to play? Travel with buy buy buy, this time let you play, shopping time! Day, month to month in department stores, mother-baby class merchants new world department store, bailian, big business groups, GAP, leyou, red boy, love baby room, mie, dumbo merchants use bank of China unionpay chip card, mobile phone flash of paying in the beginning, highest can enjoy full yuan yuan preferential reduction, remember to take oh ~ to travel to the bank of China credit card]
中国银行信用卡发卡周年！环球精彩，一卡尽享！刷中行信用卡，带你去环游！信用卡积分不够用每月官微组团购！积分抢兑，不敢相信的礼品！官微游戏，点到手指抽筋！境外返现，海淘优惠，折扣点赞点赞点赞！
东方航空：
这个点留学生们应该起床了吧[doge]，来了解下你们的福利吧！ tAiRSmnA
[This point students should get up [doge], to know your benefits! tAiRSmnA]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
优酷：
#脑洞OS# 《双子杀手》定档，男神霹雳登场！好心水～～你心目中最棒的杀手电影是哪一部？关注@优酷 转发并评论告诉小编，抽两位幸运鹅每人两张《双子杀手》电影票～@微博抽奖平台
[# OS# imagination, that the twin killer came on as a man of god out of the blue! Good water ~ ~ which is the best killer movie in your mind? Focus @ youku forward and tell small make up comment, smoked two lucky goose each of two pieces of the Gemini killer movie tickets ~ @ weibo lucky draw platform]
汽车之家：
#夜福利# 沃尔沃S 款 T AWD R-Design
[# # night welfare Volvo S T AWD R - Design]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
冷笑话精选：
在评论里留下你的身高，相差厘米以上的就互撩吧[二哈]
[Leave your height in the comments, well mutual liao of difference centimeters of above two ha] []
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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[Send a picture, tell a story _________________________________]
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新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻# 你最不能接受的地方小吃是什么？
[# # bed time what is your most cant accept the local snacks? ]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
