2019年8月5日星期一

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    官方玩梗,皇室战争药丸?[doge]一位不愿意透露姓名的博主表示真香
[The official play terrier, royal war pills? [doge] an anonymous blogger says smells good]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #家家试驾评测#【细节方面提升 试斯柯达速派TSI】斯柯达速派一直以来都是一款高性价比的合资品牌中型轿车,这次它的改款主要是细节方面的变化,排放标准现在也升到了国六,价格方面依旧很有竞争力,下面就让@刘宇尧 带大家好好体验一下这台斯柯达速派TSI~ tAiYgOled ​
[# # every test evaluation details improve try skoda speed sent TSI 】 【 skoda speed pie has always been a cost-effective joint brand midsize sedan, this time its modified is mainly the change of details, emission standards are now up to six countries, the price is still very competitive, let @ Liu Yuyao take you to experience the TSI ~ tAiYgOled skoda speed]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

平安北京:
    【酒驾第一视角曝光,看完你还敢酒驾?】近日,浙江苍南一隧道发生一起刮擦事故,驾驶员陈某丝毫没有察觉,对方驾驶员一路跟随,等车子停下报了警。据了解,陈某喝酒后驾车,失去了对车辆的把控能力,一路碰撞直至开进死胡同才被迫停车。经检测,陈某的呼气酒精含量结果为mgml,超出醉酒标准倍...全文: m.weibo ​
[The drunken driving the first Angle of exposure, finish see you still dare to drunken driving? Recently, the zhejiang cangnan scrape accident occurred in a tunnel, the driver Chen didnt notice, the other driver to follow all the way, such as the car stop and called the police. It is understood that Chen driving after drinking, lost to the control of the vehicle capacity, were being forced to stop collision until all the way into a dead end. After the examination, XXL breath alcohol content results for MGML, intoxicated beyond standard times... The full text m. eibo]

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中国银行信用卡:
    暑期去美国度假,当然要去洛杉矶!
去好莱坞环球影城看遍最热最燃大片,去迪士尼乐园玩遍童年时的梦!
别忘了带上中行信用卡,享最高折优惠礼遇哦~ ​

[Going to a Los Angeles summer holiday in the United States, of course! < br > to universal studios Hollywood look hot and large, to visit Disneyland through childhood dream! < br > dont forget to take the boc credit card and enjoy the highest discount treatment oh ~]

中国银行信用卡发卡周年!环球精彩,一卡尽享!刷中行信用卡,带你去环游!信用卡积分不够用每月官微组团购!积分抢兑,不敢相信的礼品!官微游戏,点到手指抽筋!境外返现,海淘优惠,折扣点赞点赞点赞!

汽车之家:
    这个八月怎么过?逛车展、看晚会一个都不能少!月日起, 汽车之家全球超级车展让你足不出户,看遍好车,月日晚点,一线明星大咖、百万红包、百辆好车、千万好礼,尽在#汽车之家全球汽车夜# 。看湖南卫视、汽车之家APP、爱奇艺、芒果TV,同步直播! tAiYgOMkc ​
[How did this August? Going to the auto show, see the party a cant be little! Motor home of global super month date, let you never leave home, see all good car, late February nd, a-listers higher-ups, millions of red envelopes, nice car, do gifts, all in global auto night # # the cars home. Look at the house of hunan satellite TV, car APP, iQIYI, mango TV, broadcast live! tAiYgOMkc]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

小米手机:
    当你说CC的时候,自拍最好看~
用小米CC参与#CC最美自拍挑战#
万超清前置,去瑕疵保特征,拍出你的自然美!tAiYgptN

「送福利」转发+评论晒出你的CC自拍,抽送只小米手环 ​

[When you say CC, take the most beautiful ~ < br > with millet CC # # CC best take challenge < br > Wan Chaoqing front, to defect characteristics, make your natural beauty! TAiYgptN < br > < br > welfare forward + comments sun out of your CC autodyne, pumping only millet bracelet]

一面科技,一面艺术。

冷笑话精选:
    太难了@LI小喵i@Oli奥利佛爱红烧长大,甚至活着都是一件痛苦的事情。然鹅你却又必须一步一步走下去
[Its too hard to @ LI Kitty I @ Oli oliver grew up love braise in soy sauce, even alive is a painful thing. However goose but you must move forward step by step]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #这就是街舞# #这就是街舞决赛# 欢笑和泪水,真心和热爱,这街舞台因为有你们更闪亮~这是属于你们的荣耀,也是属于街舞的荣耀!@franklinyu余衍林 @WaackerAC雷曦 @David叶音_WiiiiK @超级霹雳k ​
[# this is the street # # # this is the street dance final laughter and tears, sincerity and love, this street stage because of you more shining ~ this is belong to your glory, is also belongs to the glory of street dance! @ franklinyu Yu Yanlin @ WaackerAC LeiXi @ David Ye Yin _WiiiiK @ super blue k]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国一位主人真情展示了自家猫咪地震时的状态...说好的动物预知地震高度警觉呢[允悲][允悲][允悲] tAiYgpJUd ​
[Island a master love shows their cat state when the earthquake... Say good animals to predict earthquake alert [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] tAiYgpJUd]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【泰国老妇徒手抓米眼镜蛇绕手臂闲晃 曾被咬多次仍奇迹存活[衰]】据媒体月日报道,泰国春蓬府路上近日出现一名老妇人,徒手抓着长达米的眼镜蛇,整条蛇的身体还缠绕在她的脖子和手臂上,她神情恍惚在大街上晃,让路人看了都傻眼↓↓感受一下现场>>tAiYgpLVM ​
[[Thailand woman unarmed caught m cobra hung out around the arm was bitten several times miracle survive [failure]], according to media reports, Thailand spring peng fu has appeared an old woman on the road, hands holding a m cobra, the snake body also wound on her neck and arms, she looked trance in the street witha, out of the way people look at the scene of the all dumbfounded left left feeling the > > tAiYgpLVM]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

24小时新闻:
    【去火神器!轿车自燃司机用西瓜砸灭火苗】近日,浙江金华,老杨开车上路发现车辆引擎盖有异响,靠边停车后发现引擎盖起火了。老杨称,事发地前不着村后不着店,自己也没带灭火器,于是灵机一动拿起后备箱的西瓜砸向引擎盖,成功将火扑灭。网友提醒:灭火器虽然麻烦,但开车出行一定要带。 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 spent artifact! The driver of car spontaneous combustion smash extinguishing with watermelon seedlings 】 recently, zhejiang jinhua, Lao Yang to drive on the road found a sound car hood, pull over and found the hood is on fire. In Lao Yang said that in the middle of nowhere, oneself also dont have a fire extinguisher, then a brainwave picked up the trunk of watermelon hit to the hood, successfully put the fire out. Net friend remind fire extinguisher, although trouble, driving must take. cars only The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【美国主要机场首例 #旧金山机场禁售塑料瓶装水#】从月日起,美国旧金山国际机场将禁止销售一次性塑料水瓶,成美国主要机场中首例。据美媒报道,该禁令适用于机场所有区域,但不包括在飞机上。乘客们对此都积极响应:一件小事就能改变地球,我绝对支持! tAiYgitJx ​
[【 Americas main airports first ban on plastic bottled water # # the San Francisco airport 】 from month day, San Francisco international airport will be banned the sale of disposable plastic water bottles, as the first major airports in the United States. According to U.S. media reports, the ban applies to all regional airport, but not on the plane. The passengers are positive response a little thing can change the earth, I absolutely support! tAiYgitJx]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪汽车:
    #车圈话题#【全新途观Coupe未来将国产[憧憬]】海外媒体曝光全新途观Coupe车型将于年上市销售,未来预计将会实现国产!!并定名为途观L Coupe,也有可能会推出燃油版、插电混动版及纯电版的多种动力形式。具体动力参数还需等官方进一步确认。就问你心动不心动?[憧憬][憧憬] ​
[# circle topic # 【 new way concept Coupe will future domestic [hope]] overseas media exposure new way concept Coupe, goes on sale in the future is expected to achieve domestic!!!!! And named for the way L Coupe, are also likely to be updated with fuel, plug-in electric hybrid and pure electric version of the power in the form. Specific official such as dynamic parameters need further confirmation. He asked you already not crush? [hope] [hope]]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

知乎:
    「我见过不少领导,有阳光大气的,也有腹黑阴险的;有用人不疑的,也有内心暗防的;有业务精湛的,也有做事凑合的;有行正坐直的,也有媚上欺下的。各型各款,自然价值观、乃至世界观都很不同。

但是我见过的领导,无论是阳光的,还是阴暗的,但凡混得好的,出业绩的,得到上级欣赏和倚重的,都有一个...全文: m.weibo ​

[Ive seen a lot of leadership, there is sunshine atmosphere, also have abdomen black sinister; employing not suspect, have inner dark proof; business masterly, there is also a makeshift; a line is sit up straight, also have on mei deceives. Under various situations, natural values, world view is different. < br > < br > but I have seen of leadership, whether it is sunny, or dark, any mix well, performance, get superior appreciate and rely on, there is a... m. eibo]

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