冷笑话精选:
过于真实[允悲]@花洱暮哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈不社交是真的很开心@顾喻_太真实了@Kirishima_Rika是我
[Too real [allow sad] @ flower sunset Er ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha not social is really happy @ gu yu too real _ @ Kirishima_Rika is me]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
Origins悦木之源:
山支大哥的夏天补水秘诀大家康一康,get她的同款「悦木之源一饮而尽面膜」和「悦木之源畅饮晚安面膜」并在微博晒出使用体验@Origins悦木之源 ,抽个小可爱送签名照哦!
[Hydrating secret mountain eldest brothers summer everyone a kang kang, get her to the source of yue wood drink off the mask and yue drink good night mask, the origin of wood and use experience in weibo drying out @ Origins yue, the source of wood smoke autographed a little angel to send oh!]
Origins悦木之源:有人只见植物草木;我们却见突破万物;你会看见悦目肌肤!
新浪新闻客户端:
【大学生在某平台#应聘服务员成KTV男陪侍#】最近,来自郑州的学生小闫反映,称自己通过某平台找工作,说好的酒店服务员,上班第一天才发现竟然被带到了KTV娱乐场所,所谓的工作其实是陪酒,被客人点中算上班,点不中不算上班↓↓然而该KTV还处于被勒令停业的状态。对此警方这样回应↓↓...全文: m.weibo
[College students in a male escort, # # platform to apply for the waiter to KTV 】 recently, students from zhengzhou small yan reflect, calls itself through a platform to look for a job, say good hotel waiter, on my first day found that should be taken to the KTV entertainment venues, the so-called work actually is a hostess, be the guest point calculate work, missed a point not to work left left but the KTV also is in a state of being reprimanded. A police response left left... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
卢健生:
拿她微信了吗?
[Take her WeChat?]
Z CAM 首席执行官
优酷:
#上优酷看加油你是最棒的#金句集锦!
郝泽宇版:怼天怼地无所畏惧,一本正经理直气壮,“郝怼怼”嘴炮技能发动![doge]不过仔细想想,觉得小宇@邓伦 的“潘多拉魔盒”理论说得还挺有道理![并不简单]
福子版:来自助理兼首席粉头——福子@马思纯 的强势应援!“别人会有的你都会有,你好日子在后边呢...全文: m.weibo
[# on youku to see come on you are the best # gold highlights! < br > Hao Zeyu version Dui day Dui fearless, serious justly, hao Dui Dui mouth artillery skills to launch! [doge] but think about it, think xiaoyu @ Deng Lun Pandoras box theory is quite right in what he said! [] are not simple < br > f) from assistant chief powder and the strength of the head, the son @ Sandra who! Hello, others will be some you will have time in the back... The full text m. eibo]
冷笑话精选:
???哈哈哈哈哈哈哈[允悲]@我的追星大号哈哈哈哈哈笑死@晗莹mio 肖战啊哈哈哈哈哈@小小栗vs榛 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@与Hanyu一起进步 你在爪子嘛!
[????? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ allow sad, I make track for a star of the big ha ha ha ha ha laugh die @ Han jade-like stone, benefiting shaw war mew ahaha corylus heterophylla ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ small chestnut vs @ with Hanyu progress in your paw!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
刘彦斌:
早盘大跌,我不小心又蒙对了,继续保持观望!
[Plunged in early trading, I accidentally and by the way, keep watching! ]
青年时报:
【乔家大院被“摘牌”A景区:票价未受影响、多数商铺被清理】#被撤A景区的乔家大院#月日,A级景区乔家大院被“摘牌”。月日,记者实地探访看到,景区正常运营,此次被取消质量等级,对景区票价暂未产生影响,成人票为元。景区内,多数商铺正被清理。此前,乔家大院曾因商业气息浓、“原汁原...全文: m.weibo
[【 jstars courtyard was delisted A scenic spot fares unaffected, most shops were cleaning 】 # was removed from A scenic jstars courtyard # month day, jstars courtyard is an delisted. Month day, reporter saw on-site visit, the normal operation of the scenic spot, the cancelled quality grades, impact on scenic spot ticket yet, adult ticket for the yuan. Scenic areas, most of the shops are being cleared. Previously, jstars courtyard for commercial thick, original juice original... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌:
回复@CF·丰[赞]@CF·丰林彪说了打仗全靠熬
[Reply @ CF, abundant [who] @ CF, feng Lin biao said the war all by boil]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博位置:
庆祝八一建军节,青岛五四广场无人机表演,戳位置看更多精彩现场tRucArAN
tAiYVTU
[Celebrate the bayi army day, wusi square of Qingdao uav performances, poking position to see more wonderful scene tRucArAN < br > tAiYVTU]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo
汽车之家:
#家家新闻#【将于三季度上市 长安CS PLUS正式下线】月日,长安汽车旗下最新的紧凑型SUV——长安CS PLUS在安徽省合肥市正式走下生产线,这款车将于今年第三季度正式公布售价并投放市场。新车将提供两种外观套件,在配置方面,.T车型提供乐活版和乐享版可选,.T提供彰显版可选,未来将与长安CS...全文: m.weibo
[# # every news 【 will officially offline 】 listed in the third quarter of changan CS PLUS on day, changan, changan CS PLUS a new compact SUV in hefei in anhui province officially down the production line, the car will be officially announced in the third quarter of this year the price and the market. New car will provide two kinds of suite appearance, in terms of configuration, the T models along happy enjoy version of optional,. T provide display version is optional, the future will be and changan CS... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌:
回复@mist谢谢!我不是知识分子,我只是一个基金经理[污][笑cry][哈哈]@mist中国太需要有但总这样有爱国情怀,赤子之心的知识分子@但斌
[Reply @ mist thank you! Im not intellectual, Im just a fund manager [pollution] [laugh cry] [ha ha] @ mist China too needs to have but always with patriotism, pure heart intellectuals @ but bin]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽:
等哪天决心和所有人撕破脸,就试试这个...感觉很爽[允悲]
[Such as determination and one day all war, try this... Feel good [allow sad]]
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南方都市报:
【#凉山失踪人名单公布#,仍在排查!持续暴雨引发山洪滑坡泥石流】月日,据四川省凉山彝族自治州甘洛县委宣传部发出通报称,月日至日,该县遭遇强降雨,已造成人失踪。甘洛县抢险救灾指挥部随后公布失踪的人身份信息,包括名中铁十八局施工工人、名外出务工返乡过往人员以及名凉红电站...全文: m.weibo
[【 # # liangshan people missing list published, is still considering! Thunderstorms and heavy rain caused flash floods of landslide debris flow] month, according to the liangshan yi autonomous prefecture, sichuan province ganluo county propaganda department issued a notice said, day to day, suffered heavy rainfall, the county has caused people are missing. Ganluo county rescue and relief headquarters subsequently reported missing man identity information, including name of TieShiBaJu construction workers, migrant workers return home past personnel and a cool red power station... The full text m. eibo]
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