2019年8月2日星期五

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知乎:
    #机构号在知乎# @简单心理 :为什么家长会告诫孩子,尽量不要找单亲家庭长大的孩子结婚?👉tAiYSLCCd ​
[# # # institutions in zhihu @ simple psychological why parents warn a kid, try not to look for children growing up in a single-parent family to get married? 👉 tAiYSLCCd]

有问题 上知乎

优酷:
    #马思纯新片集吃次# 幕后花絮+魔性开吃小视频来啦!纯纯吃相真的超可爱呀!谁看了不流口水,榨菜和大白馒头都吃得像满汉全席! 福子@马思纯 真是好胃口[笑cry] #上优酷看加油你是最棒的#tAiYSLCXg ​
[# # Sandra film set time eat k + ones eat small video to! Pure eat really cute! Who saw not drooling, pickle and white steamed bread to eat like man-han banquet! F sub @ Sandra is really good appetite [laugh cry] # on youku to see come on you are the best # tAiYSLCXg]

微博搞笑排行榜:
    预告今晚分互动题目:“你拍过,最有生活气息的一张照片”。(本条预告分钟后删除) ​​​​
[Forecast tonight in interactive subject a photo of you taken, most life breath. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

冷笑话精选:
    #你混哪个黑眼圈# 我不是,我没有,我的黑眼圈绝对不是逛淘宝,刷微博搞出来的,我从生下来就有!不信你去问我妈,我混的是天生黑眼圈。 ​
[# # which black rim of the eye mixed you Im not, I dont have, my black rim of the eye is definitely not going to taobao, brush got this weibo, I have from birth! Not letter you ask my mother, I was born black rim of the eye. ​]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#越野车故意碾压草原# 官方:已对车主处罚】月日,内蒙古锡林郭勒盟多伦县境内,多辆越野车故意碾压草原的视频引关注。视频显示事发地,被碾出多条沟槽,且植被遭到破坏。经调查,上述情况属实。月日,多伦县草原生态综合执法大队对涉事越野车车主作出行政处罚。@新京报我们视频 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # suvs deliberately rolling grassland official has the penalty for owners] month day, xilingol league area of Inner Mongolia duolun county territory, many suv deliberately rolling grassland video enough attention. Video display in the rolled out several grooves, and vegetation destruction. After investigation, the above situation is true. Month day, duolun county grassland ecological comprehensive law enforcement involved suvs owners to make administrative punishments. @ Beijing news we video... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【郑州老汉#路边捡饭盒内装万黄金# 报警后物归原主[哆啦A梦吃惊]】月日,岁的郑州市民马胜利在路边捡到一个塑料饭盒,打开竟发现里面装的是金灿灿的黄金饰品,老人随后报警。经鉴定,这些黄金总重克,价值万元左右。日,失主赶到马胜利老人家中,送上锦旗表示感谢。@时间视频 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[[zhengzhou # roadside picking up the old man come back after lunch box containing thousands of gold # call [doraemon surprised]], February nd, zhengzhou ma at the side of the road found A plastic lunch box, open found inside is golden gold ornaments, the old man then report to the police. Identified, the total weight of the gold grams, worth ten thousand yuan. Day, the owner to ma old man home, thanks to elaborately. @ time video... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #这就是街舞# #这就是街舞总决赛# 火影粉在哪里!化身忍者的@超级霹雳k 惊艳舞台,大招出击唤醒青春记忆~弹簧床的应用设计巧妙,完美表演零失误!
tAiYPukG ​

[# this is the street # # # this is the street dance finals where hokage powder! Embodiment of ninja @ super blue k amazing stage, big recruit attack awakens the youth memory ~ spring bed application design is clever, perfect show zero error! < br > tAiYPukG]

小米手机:
    这星空,绝了[good]好想去出差,理由我都想好了带着小米手机拍星空[doge]
[This sky, no [good] really want to go on a business trip, the reason I want to good with millet mobile phone star [doge]]

一面科技,一面艺术。

新浪汽车:
    #新车情报局# 【领克旗下首款性能车领克+于北京正式公布价格】并将于tAiYSPKV 。基于领克打造的领克+,搭载一台最大功率马力的.T发动机,匹配AT变速箱及四驱系统,-kmh加速仅需.秒。 tAiYSiFT ​
[# # new cia gs first performance car 【 maxillary g + officially published prices 】 in Beijing and will tAiYSPKV. G building based on maxillary g +, carry a maximum power horsepower. T engine, matching the AT transmission and four-wheel drive system, - KMH acceleration only seconds. tAiYSiFT]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    #马思纯新片集吃次# “你要真有良心,回头我做饭的时候,你少吃两口。”福子@马思纯 的“走心”检讨就这样无情地被福叔拆穿了……父女俩的斗嘴日常太有爱啦![哈哈] #上优酷看加油你是最棒的# tAiYSPIZ ​
[# # Sandra film set time eat to the conscience of true, you back while I was cooking, you eat less two. F son @ Sandras heart review so blessed by tertiary debunk... Have the love fathers squabbles everyday too! (ha ha) # on youku to see come on you are the best # tAiYSPIZ]

微博星座:
    恭喜@陶白白Sensei、@凯蒂阿、@蓝蓝占星 喜获榜单前三名!第二季#星座现场#现已上线,关注起来[求关注]
[Congratulations, @ @ tao Sensei, @ Cathy light light blue astrology was awarded the top three! In the second quarter # # constellation site online now, attention focus on [o]]

微博星座命理官方微博

南方都市报:
    【#熊猫宝宝吃不饱状态开启#!熊猫妈妈:光你要长身体,我不饿吗?[允悲]】年月日,大熊猫保护基地在网络平台上传了一段熊猫妈妈喂奶的片段。视频中熊猫妈妈喂奶时突然走开,换了一个地方继续喂,两只熊猫的样子都憨态可掬。该视频上传后,引发了网友的评价:“熊猫孩子:你再喂会行不行?熊猫妈...全文: m.weibo ​
[[# state open #! Baby pandas do not have enough to eat the panda mom light do you want to grow the body, I am not hungry? [allow sad]] (date) (month) (year), the giant panda protection base in the network platform posted a panda mother breastfeeding fragments. Panda mother feeding in video suddenly go away, changed a place to continue to feed, the appearance of the two pandas are secure. To upload the video, triggered a netizen panda child then you will be ok? The panda mom... The full text m. eibo]

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ZAKER:
    【地缘之战:即将衰落的韩国】 日韩贸易硝烟渐起,日本决心夺回半导体市场。对于韩国经济来说,这次制裁是雪上加霜。更多>> tAiYaFKlC ​
[【 geopolitical battle the decline of the south Korean, Japan and South Korea trade smoke gradually, Japans determination to regain the semiconductor market. For South Koreas economy, the sanctions are worse. More > > tAiYaFKlC]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#保时捷女车主住处曝光# 附近商户:当地有钱人住的】月日,重庆渝北保时捷女车主居住小区,附近商户表示最近几天没有见过她,;房产中介称,小区独栋别墅万起;此外,#保时捷女车主丈夫确为派出所所长#,附近居民:他经常出警办案,待人处事亲切,还曾救过人↓↓现场视频↓↓...全文: m.weibo ​
[The porsche driver quarters near exposure # # merchants local 】 the rich live month day, chongqing YuBei porsche driver residential area, near the merchant said in recent days have not seen her,; Real estate agent, said district single-family villas all; # in addition, the porsche driver husband # it to the director of the police station, nearby residents he often a police case, sociable way kind, have also delivered outstanding left left the scene video left left... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。