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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【印度男子腹痛天就医 肠道里抽出米长虫】印度一名男子因胃痛超过天，医生检查发现他的胃里疑似有东西在爬动。没想到，手术中医生竟从胃里夹出一条长达厘米的绦虫↓↓医生认为，应该是男子吃了不干净的猪肉，导致虫子在体内长大↓↓寄生虫会造成何种危害？医生详解↓↓tAiOph ​
[The Indian man pulled the meters snake abdominal pain day medical intestinal 】 a man in India because of stomach pain more than day, doctor check found his stomach suspected something in creep. Unexpectedly, doctors in the operation from the stomach clip out a cm long tapeworm left left the doctor think that should be a man ate not clean pork, cause the insect son grew up and left in the body left parasites can cause what harm? The doctor explanation left left tAiOph down]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

青年时报：
    【韩国女星抓濒危蛤蜊被起诉 #网友请愿追责丛林法则节目组#】月日，韩国综艺《丛林的法则》节目组来到泰国一所国家公园里拍摄，节目中的演员李烈音抓获只巨型蛤蜊。根据当地法律，采集该濒危巨型蛤蜊，可面临最高年监禁。有网友在青瓦台网站发起请愿，称此事全因《丛林的法则》节目组疏忽引发。（...全文： m.weibo ​
[[south Korean actress catch endangered clam charged # netizens petition accountability for the law of the jungle you #] month day, South Korea variety show the law of the jungle you come to Thailand in a national park, the actor Li Lieyin captured giant clam in the program. According to local law, acquisition of the endangered giant clams, can face up to years in prison. Some netizens said in the blue house web site launched a petition, the matter in the law of the jungle, youre negligence caused. (... The full text m. eibo]

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微博汽车：
    【女子酒驾被查坐车顶大喊“喝一瓶啤酒不犯法” 家人：别抓她，她有精神病】月日晚，吉林市一女子酒驾被查后坐上车顶，称自己喝了一瓶啤酒不犯法，大喊“哪个警察不喝酒”。派出所出警后欲采取强制措施，女子家人称其患有精神疾病，处于犯病状态。交警与民警将其送往医院治疗。tAiOpoHi ​
[【 woman drunk driving was found by the roof shouted is not illegal to drink a bottle of beer family dont catch her, she has a mental illness] month day night, jilin a woman drunk driving by sat on the roof, said they drank a bottle of beer is not illegal, Shouting which the police not to drink. Police station after a police to take coercive measures, womens family said the suffering from mental illness, in what condition. The traffic police and civilian police to be sent to the hospital for treatment. tAiOpoHi]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

冷笑话精选：
    这大概就是我理想的生活了[心] tAiOpgJC ​
[This is my ideal life tAiOpgJC [heart]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

刘彦斌：
    我准备尽快开始直播！ ​
[Im going to begin to live as soon as possible! ​]

新浪汽车：
    #开车避烤装备# 这……拔凉拔凉的哇！[泪]
[# # to avoid driving baking equipment this... Cold cold pull pull wow! [] of tears]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

刘彦斌：
    那些说股票便宜的人，可能家里都有矿，我理解！ ​
[Those who said that stocks are cheap, could have mine in the home, I understand! ​]

青年时报：
    【风中“凌乱”！徐州机场飞机被大风“吹跑”[衰]】日，江苏@徐州观音机场 一飞机被风“吹跑”，机身产生偏移。据了解，事发时跑道风速达ms，飞机只是稍微偏了下并无大碍。当时旅客还没上飞机，只有机组人员，无人员受伤。网友：是没拉手刹吗？[笑cry]（人民网） tAiOprm ​
[【 the wind! messy xuzhou airport, the plane was wind blowing run [failure]], @, jiangsu xuzhou guanyin airport, a plane was wind blowing run airframe produces deviation. When it is understood that the runway winds of ms, the plane just slightly under unscathed. Passengers not on the plane at that time, only the crew, no personnel were injured. Net friend is not handle brake? [laughing cry] tAiOprm (peoples)]

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刘彦斌：
    我认为：依据目前的盘势，喊牛市是不理性的，是不客观的，是不实事求是的，是盲目的，是误导公众的，总之是不对的！ ​
[I think on the basis of the current plate, called a bull market is not rational, it is not objective, seeking truth from facts, is blind, is misleading the public, a word is wrong! ​]

猫扑：
    #猫扑段子#看这个销魂的小表情就知道很舒服 tAiOpWXbM ​
[# # mop jokes about this amazing knew very little comfortable tAiOpWXbM]

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优酷：
    #这就是街舞# #这街有你了不起# 好看到哭！没有power move的街舞，用静默的舞蹈语言讲述一个个有关悲伤、幸福、希望的故事，强大的感染能力照样能打动你心~
tAiOpVwdX ​
[# this is the street dance # # this street has great # good to see you crying! No power move of street dance, dance forms with silence tells one story about sadness, happiness and hope, a powerful infection ability can impress you heart ~ < br > tAiOpVwdX]

南方都市报：
    【少女因喜好萝莉裙被校园霸凌？四川宣汉县警方：相关人员已被控制】近日，一段校园暴力欺凌的视频在网络热传。视频中，多名学生模样的少男少女对一位穿着黑色上衣女孩拳打脚踢、扇耳光。经四川达州警方调查核实，该视频发生地在该市宣汉县。宣汉县公安局通报，视频中涉及的全部人员已于月日被公安机...全文： m.weibo ​
[The girl because of be fond of girls dress was campus bullying? Sichuan xuanhan county police relevant personnel have been control 】 recently, a video of campus violence, bullying heat transfer in the network. In the video, many students look for boys and girls, a girl was dressed in a black coat kicking, slapping. The sichuan dazhou police investigation to verify that the video scene xuanhan county in the city. Xuanhan county public security bureau, all the people involved in the video has been public security on February nd machine... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【女子#被丈夫暴打儿子报警救母# 丈夫：就是要把钱留着养小三】月日，深圳的严女士被丈夫锁在仓库暴打小时，岁的儿子赶紧报了警。严女士被家暴已不止一次，她称丈夫去年开始有外遇，但因自己没收入只能默许，每次要钱双方都会爆发矛盾。而丈夫则表示他给的生活费已经够多了，是妻子不懂珍惜，他就...全文： m.weibo ​
[The woman # # alarm save mother son was beaten by her husband husband is to raise money with small three 】 the month day, shenzhen yan beaten by her husband in warehouse hours, old son hurriedly called the police. Yan by family violence has been more than once, she said her husband was having an affair began last year, but because you dont have the income can only tacit, every time want money both contradiction. He said he have enough to live on, dont understand to cherish is his wife, he just... The full text m. eibo]

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微博位置：
    停下忙碌的脚步，来看看美丽的晚霞！
[Stop busy footsteps, to see the beautiful sunset!]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    是我[拜拜]
[Is my [bye]]

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