冷笑话精选:
@阿粪青@月岛雫sheen@大脑切片@送你半份甜呀 还是先爱自己吧
[Green island @ month o @ dung 雫 sheen @ brain slice @ send you half of the sweet ah still love yourself first]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#起底老年代步车乱象#:搭个棚子就造车 #老年代步车铁皮仅毫米#[怒][怒]】近日,在河北张家口市,一辆老年代步电动车就因驾驶员操作不当,导致人不同程度地受伤。车身厚度不超过毫米、时速又超过国家标准,驾驶员没有任何资质,这就是我们看到的“老年代步车”现状。它们该走什么路?该挂什么牌...全文: m.weibo
[The old car instead of walking mess # # up bottom build a shed made car # elderly walking iron only mm # [anger] [anger]] recently, in hebei zhangjiakou, a old walking electric vehicles for the drivers improper operation, cause people were injured in different degrees. Body shall not exceed the mm thickness, speed and more than the national standard, the driver didnt have any qualifications, this is what we see old car instead of walking the status quo. Should they go what way? What to hang card... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
微博星座:
月开始,转发拥抱整个下半年的好运🍀
[Good luck in the latter half of the month, forward to embrace the whole 🍀]
微博星座命理官方微博
微博位置:
来微博现场,赏江苏省 苏州市彩虹!
[To microblogging site, the reward of jiangsu province suzhou city rainbow!]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo
新浪新闻客户端:
【#美国一飞机坠毁致死# 现场浓烟滚滚机库损毁 】据美国全国广播公司消息,当地时间月日,美国得克萨斯州Addison地方机场一架小型飞机坠毁,造成人死亡。@燃新闻 tAiXHY
[【 # # one plane to death in the United States smoke billowed from the hangar damaged 】 according to NBC news, local time, February nd Texas Addison places a small plane crashed at the airport, killing people. @ combustion tAiXHY news]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
天猫:
恭喜@丶欧气豆姐丶 等名用户获得【koki同款帽子和T恤(FILA家限量款)】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tAiXvuhO
[Congratulations @, sis, the gas users so as to obtain the koki with hat and T-shirt (FILA home limited) 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiXvuhO]
“理想生活,上天猫”——tmall
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#外科医生在蛋壳上刻字#:要训练个才能达到熟练水平】近日,南昌大学二附院为庆祝国际医师节,开展医生技能展示活动。外科医生们纷纷拿出“绝活”:给水果蔬菜“做手术”,为鹌鹑蛋“祛斑”,还在鸡蛋上刻字。医生介绍,这些是训练外科手术技术的“必修课”。@一手Video tAivvlkY
[【 # # the surgeon on eggshells lettering to training to achieve proficiency level 】 recently, section of establishing affiliated hospital of nanchang university to celebrate the international physicians, physician skills show activities. Surgeons with their skills for fruits and vegetables surgery, for the quail egg spot, also the lettering on the eggs. Doctor, these are the mandatory training surgical technique. @ Video tAivvlkY]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端:
【两名男子#为炫耀踢派出所大门被拘#:酒后逞能】近日,广西南宁两男子踉踉跄跄走到派出所门口,踢踹大门。嫌疑人被抓获后供述,当晚喝酒后逞能耍威风,通过踢踹派出所大门来炫耀自己。民警介绍,他们将寻衅滋事的闹事视频发布网络,造成恶劣的社会影响,两名嫌疑人被拘留日。@一手Video ...全文: m.weibo
[The two men # # to show off to play station gate was detained drunk bravado 】 recently, the guangxi nanning two men stumbling went to the door of the police station, kicking the door. Suspect was arrested after the confession, the night after drinking bravado be overbearing, by kicking police station gate to show off. Police said that they will provoke unrest has released video network, cause the bad social influence, two suspects have been detained. @ in Video... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
卢健生:
昨天电视新闻看了,确实够拼的。@来去之间@王冰汝[哆啦A梦吃惊]刚上任就这么拼!用生命给美国摄影师开辟一条路
[TV news yesterday, really enough to spell it. @ come and go between @ wang bing ye [doraemon surprised] incoming spell it! Give us photographer with life opened up a path]
Z CAM 首席执行官
金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:我和男朋友是高三在一起的,现在大二了,差不多也两年时间,大学就异地恋了。结果他和他高中追的一个女生现在一个大学,偶然一次上他QQ发现他们有联系,女生也是有男朋友的,总觉得不正常。然后我就给他说了,中间闹过矛盾,我问过他是不是喜欢她,喜欢她的话我们就不要在一起了。他...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to friends my boyfriend and I are three together, is a sophomore now, also almost two years, university is a long distance relationship. As a result, he and his high school chasing a girl now, a university found that they have by chance on his QQ contact, girls also have a boyfriend, always feel not normal. Then I give him said, middle or a contradiction, I asked if he likes her, we dont like her. He... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
新浪新闻客户端:
#早鸟分享#【你好,月[微风]】六月结束,转眼就已过半。上半年在不知不觉中走完,下半年在充满期望中开始。月,愿你见识更大的世界,认识更多奇妙的人,汲取更广泛的知识。告别月,重新出发!愿下半年的一切努力,都能开花结果。月再见,月你好!转发微博,让我们一起成为更好的自己![加油]
[Share the # # early bird [[wind]] hello, month end of June, has been more than half. Unknowingly walked out, during the first half of the second half began in the full of expectations. Month, you would like to see a bigger world, those who know more wonderful, to absorb a wider range of knowledge. Goodbye, start again! Hope the second half of everything to come to bear fruit. Goodbye, months hello! Forwarding microblogging, let us become better yourself! [go]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪新闻客户端:
#内蒙古大巴车与货车相撞起火#【#内蒙古车相撞致人死亡# 余人送医 救援人员:多为骨折烧伤】月日,内蒙古阿尔山市发生一起三车相撞车祸,事故造成人死亡。现场救援人员称他们将余人送到了阿尔山市医院治疗,大部分都是骨折或烧伤,有几个伤势严重,兴安盟医院派出了专家。@新京报我们视频 ...全文: m.weibo
[# # # Inner Mongolia coach collided with a truck on fire [car collided in Inner Mongolia over kill # send medical rescue workers is fracture burn more 】 month day, three car collision accident arxan in Inner Mongolia, accident deaths. Live over rescuers say they will be sent to the arxan hospital treatment, most of them are broken or burns, there are several seriously, sent in xingan league hospital expert. @ Beijing news we video... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
天猫:
恭喜@你为什么要和我做朋友 等名用户获得【天猫公仔或者哔哩哔哩周边公仔随机一个】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tAitSf
[Congratulations to @ why do you want to make friends with my user so as to obtain the Tmall doll or bi li bi miles around a random 】 dolls. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAitSf]
“理想生活,上天猫”——tmall
天猫:
恭喜@欠欠欠你的啊 等名用户获得【淘宝心选周年限量版礼包(环保袋和贴纸)】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tAiiCKn
[Congratulations @ owe owed owe you of users so as to obtain the taobao heart choose anniversary limited edition gift bag (environmental protection bags and stickers) 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiiCKn]
“理想生活,上天猫”——tmall