2019年6月8日星期六

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冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈住手!你们住手![doge]@不当肥宅当瘦宅 哈哈哈要打去练舞室打啊@桃子味儿de 哈哈哈哈哈哈xswl
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha stop it! You stop it! [doge] @ improper fertilizer curtilage when curtilage ha ha ha to thin to practice dancing room playing ah ha ha ha ha ha ha XSWL @ peach flavor DE]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #这就是街舞# #易烊千玺这就是街舞# 易队长@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 沉着观战专业点评,暖心话语鼓励现场舞者。今晚点,共赴街舞之约! ​
[# this is the street # # Jackson this is street dance captain @ # easily TFBOYS - Jackson calm watching professional reviews, warm heart words encourage dancers at the scene. Some of the points, tonight to street dance! ​]

猫扑:
    作为NBA中唯一的非美国本土球队,多伦多猛龙首次打进总决赛,创造了历史,加拿大球迷简直兴奋到上天[鼓掌]...然而当被主持人要求说点“垃圾话”喷一喷对手金州勇士队时,加拿大人还是放不下礼仪之邦的面子,骂人都这么可爱的吗[笑cry][爱你]... tAiCznxO ​
[As the only the United States team in the NBA, the Toronto raptors NBA finals for the first time made history, Canadian fans was excited to heaven [applause.]... , however, when the host asked some trash talk spray spray a counterpart, the golden state warriors, canadians or not put most of face, call names are so cute? [laughter cry] [love] you... tAiCznxO]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    怕了...给各位大佬递茶!@美人梓:我不好意思说@一戳流馅的奶黄包:年全国一卷理科 @十六夜咲夜做了一个梦: 山东@瞎起名的杰西卡: @eswaii: 浙江@大勋哥哥的小柠檬:好像是
[Afraid of... Bosses give tea to all of you! @ beauty catalpa I am embarrassed to say @ a poke flow filling milk yellow package in the country a roll of science @ night sakura sake night had a dream shandong @ blind named Jessica @ eswaii zhejiang @ is brothers big great little lemon seems to be]

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青年时报:
    【中国女足首战今晚打响 #为女足姑娘们加油#![给你小心心]】月日,女足世界杯战火在法国点燃,中国女足将向世界之巅再次发起冲击。在小组赛阶段,中国女足月日首战德国,日迎战南非,日对阵西班牙。让我们为中国女足加油,期待铿锵玫瑰再绽放!(视频素材来源:新华社、中国之队)...全文: m.weibo ​
[The Chinese womens football game # # fought for womens girls come on! Tonight [give you heart carefully]] month day, the womens World Cup war ignited in France, the Chinese womens team to the top of the world again. In the group stages, the Chinese womens month days head Germany, against South Africa, against Spain. Lets cheer for the Chinese womens team, looking forward to steel roses bloom again! (video material source xinhua news agency, China team)... The full text m. eibo]

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平安北京:
    #中央扫黑除恶督导在北京#【欺负老年人只会用现金买菜?北京一假币团伙伪装成小贩专坑老人】近日,@海淀公安分局 抓获一假币团伙,现场缴获张一百元假币。该团伙专门伪装成商贩,以低廉的菜价吸引老年人,通过换取、找零等方式,将老人手中的真币掉包。目前,该团伙人已被刑拘。网友:真缺德!...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # the anti-triad putting the steering in Beijing [bully old people could only use cash to buy food? Beijing old man disguised as a counterfeit gangs vendor specifically pit 】 recently, @ haidian public security sub-bureau captured a counterfeit gang, the scene seized counterfeit one hundred - yuan. The gang specialized disguised as a merchant, at low prices to attract older people, through the exchange, change, will be the real LaoRenShou replace. At present, the group of people have been detained. Net friendre wicked! ... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#扔烟头致开车进坑# 万特斯拉报废】月日晚,浙江台州的汪某驾驶特斯拉电动轿车途中,往车窗外丢烟蒂,烟蒂又被风吹回车内。当其准备捡起再丢时,车辆冲入路边溪坑内,致轿车电脑板进水,车辆报废。据交警介绍,幸亏水不深,否则汪某等人可能会有生命危险。@新京报 tAiCyjlU ​
[[# # throw cigarette butts to drive into the pit than tesla scrap 】 on Tuesday night, zhejiang taizhou Wang Mou drive the tesla electric cars on the way, go to window throw cigarette butts, cigarette butts and blown enter inside. When its ready to pick up again throw, vehicle into a roadside creek pit, car computer board into the water, scrap vehicles. According to the traffic police, thanks to the water is not deep, otherwise Wang Mou and others may have dangerous life. @ Beijing tAiCyjlU]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# 老夫老妻不来点刺激的怎么行 [偷笑]
[About car # # big V overconfidence is not something to stimulate how line [laugh]]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

汽车之家:
    #家家试驾评测# 【嘿!年轻人 测领克 高能版 .T劲Pro】 领克作为领克家族的第二款产品并没有按常理出牌,从定位到设计,这款车都在张扬个性,它更像是为那些特立独行的人群打造。今年月,领克高能版上市,它将时尚和潮流化设计元素发挥到了极致,这次它带来的又是什么惊喜呢?...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every test evaluation # 【 hey! Young man led measurement, high-energy version. T strength Pro 】 get g as the second paragraph of the family of collar g product is not according to the rules of the sign, from positioning to the design, the car is in make public individual character, its more like creating the maverick crowd. Month this year, led the high-energy version listed, it will be the fashion and trend of the design elements to an extreme, it brings what surprise this time? ... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

南方都市报:
    【广东佛山巡警执勤偶遇高考女儿,父女拥抱互相加油鼓气[太开心]】月日,年全国高考正式拉开大幕。佛山南海公安巡警大队副大队长邝小毅既是护考者也是考生家长,他在岗执勤时遇到参考女儿,父女拥抱互相加油鼓气。tAisBIO ​
[The guangdong foshan patrol duty daughter ran into the university entrance exam, father and daughter to hug each other to encourage [quite happy]] month day, officially opened the curtain in the national college entrance examination. Foshan nanhai public security patrol brigade deputy district chief KuangXiaoYi both examiners and examinees parents, he was on duty when reference daughter, father and daughter hug to encourage each other. tAisBIO]

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优酷:
    #笑傲江湖# 每周六点,优酷联合独播。@陈赫 天才赤赤土味情话表白笑傲,失忆不容易,只因把“笑”烙在记忆里。#快乐喷泉#笑对人生tAiCyTNrE ​
[# # to thrive on Saturdays, youku jointly run. @ Chen He genius do red red earth taste sweet nothings graced, memory loss is not easy, because the smile branded in memory. Happy # # smile to the life tAiCyTNrE fountains]

青年时报:
    【#烧烤摊主撞脸岳云鹏#,连岳云鹏老婆都说差点看错[笑cry]】近日,深圳一名开烧烤档的张先生因撞脸相声演员@岳云鹏 走红。在网上传开后,岳云鹏的妻子@郑_敏 发微博称“差点看错”。张先生称,自己和岳云鹏是老乡,还长得这么像,“挺有缘的”,有机会想让他尝尝自己的烧烤手艺。tAiChjhGG ​
[【 YueYunPeng # # barbecue booth advocate hit face, speak YueYunPeng wife almost wrong [laugh cry]] recently, shenzhen open a barbecue party for Mr Zhang face comedian @ YueYunPeng popular. Spread on the Internet, after germination YueYunPeng wife @ _ min zheng bo said almost wrong. Mr Zhang says, oneself and YueYunPeng is a person of hometown, still looks so like, a decree by destiny, have the opportunity to want to let him try his own barbecue craft. tAiChjhGG]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    不许说谎,真实介绍一下,你当年高考多少分? ​
[Dont lie, introduce real. How many points you that year the university entrance exam? ​]

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猫扑:
    #缅怀式高考#一词在网络走红,大家缅怀高考的方式都有哪些? ​​​
[The university entrance exam # # memory type the word on the network, the way we remember the college entrance examination is what? ​​​]

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微博位置:
    #值得去# 下一个打卡之地!立flag,绍兴东湖走起![加油]图片来源:万千亿少男的梦,爱吃饭的老麼麼......#绍兴·绍兴东湖[地点]# tzSlBm ​
[# # is worth a clock in place! Flag, shaoxing donghu start! [oil] image quadrillion boys dream, love to eat the old mua... # # shaoxing, shaoxing donghu [place] tzSlBm]

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