2019年6月4日星期二

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    什么是教养
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[What is bred < br > ___________________________________]

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汽车之家:
    #夜福利# 凶悍不止一面,AMG GT 款 AMG GT~ ​
[# # night welfare fierce, more than one side, AMG AMG GT ~ GT model]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

刘彦斌:
    点是少年底,我还认可!如果再出现少年底、少年底,我都不认了! ​
[Point is a young, I also recognized! If the end of end of a young, young again, I didnt recognize! ​]

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【想碰瓷先断手?#国内最大自残碰瓷团伙覆灭# 】近日,四川阆中警方破获一起国内最大自残式碰瓷案,抓获诈骗团伙成员名,涉案金额近万。嫌疑人称,挣钱就必须先把手敲断,通过制造交通事故后去医院检查,借由手臂骨折专门“碰瓷”摩托车司机。[允悲][黑线][黑线]tAiKEDIev ​
[# # weibo communication radio [think racketeer broken hand first? # # the incomplete racketeer gang the largest burial 】 recently, sichuan LangZhong police uncovered a largest self-harm racketeer case, captured fraud gang members, involving nearly. Suspect, according to the break to earn money, you must first handle, go to a hospital checking by making after the traffic accident, by special racketeer motorcycle driver suffered a broken arm. [allow sad] [black line] [black line] tAiKEDIev]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#租客欠租半年人去楼空# 房东控诉:留下一只狗和遍地狗屎 沙发被褥被损坏】西藏林芝的房东索女士近日称,自己将房子租给一女生后,女生欠下半年房租便消失了,而且门锁被换,租客留下一只狗,屋内狗屎遍地,沙发和被褥被损坏。房东称已报警,希望女租客能补交房租并赔偿损失。@时间视频 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # tenant batches half empty landlord charges leave a dog and all shit sofa bedding damaged 】 Tibet nyingchi landlord lady said recently, to lease the building itself after a girl, the girl in the second half of the rent owed disappeared, and locks have been replaced, tenant to leave a dog, the house shit everywhere, sofa and bedding is damaged. The landlord say has alarm, hope female tenant to pay the rent and compensate for the losses. @ time video... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

猫扑:
    【女子#遭男友殴打爬出窗外被反锁# 双脚踩六楼窗沿支撑】月日,江苏淮安一名女子被困在六楼窗外,两脚分别踩在窗沿处。消防了解到该女子遭男友殴打,情急之下从窗户爬到墙外,当女子想返回室内时,发现窗户已被男友反锁。tAiWzlc @新京报我们视频 ​​​
[【 woman # # beaten up by her boyfriend out of the window is locked the feet step on the sixth floor window support] month day, jiangsu huaian a woman trapped in the sixth floor of the window, two feet were stepping on the windowsill. Fire came to know that the woman was her boyfriend beaten, then climb through the window to the outside of the wall, when the woman wanted to go back to indoor, found the window had been locked her boyfriend. We video tAiWzlc @ the Beijing news]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    恭喜@菜瓜Bacalhau 名用户获得【草间弥生南瓜挂件】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCwwnZ对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tAiWRRBD
[Congratulations to @ melons Bacalhau users get 【 kusama pumpkin hanged 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiWRRBD]

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南方都市报:
    【后超千万拍下巴菲特午餐!股神曾公开表示比特币无价值】波场TRON创始人孙宇晨发微博宣布,以破纪录,,美元(约合人民币万元)拍下年巴菲特午宴,表示希望邀请区块链行业人士赴宴。今年,巴菲特曾对媒体表示:“区块链很重要,但比特币没有任何独特的价值。”tAiCLAUJ ​
[After 【 super must take buffett lunch! God has said publicly that the currency worthless 】 wave field TRON founder Sun Yuchen tweeting announced that in order to break the record, and dollars (RMB ten thousand) next year buffett lunch, expressed the hope that invite block chain industry dinner. This year, buffett told reporters block chain is important, but do not have any unique value COINS. tAiCLAUJ]

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知乎:
    #非常想问# 为什么有人喜欢说「我觉得」「其实我觉得」?👉tAiWQpAX ​
[# # is very want to ask why some people like to say I think I actually think? 👉 tAiWQpAX]

有问题 上知乎

冷笑话精选:
    说到点上了[心]@薄荷香等一个恰逢对手,旗鼓相当的人
[Said the point [heart] @ mint smell a coincided with rivals, such as equal]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

刘彦斌:
    少年底,也就是点一定会打穿的,我等着看戏!
[Young bottom, that is, some will play, Im waiting for the theatre!]

刘彦斌:
    跟趋势对抗,逆势操作,大都死得很惨的! ​
[With the trend, safe, mostly die miserably! ​]

刘彦斌:
    股市专治各种不服,对吹牛逼、妄想症、手痒都有很好的疗效! ​
[Stock market specializes in all kinds of refuses to accept, to boast forces, paranoia, ones fingers itch has good curative effect! ​]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女子#遭男友殴打爬出窗外被反锁# 双脚踩六楼窗沿支撑】月日,江苏淮安一名女子被困在六楼窗外,两脚分别踩在窗沿处。消防了解到该女子遭男友殴打,情急之下从窗户爬到墙外,当女子想返回室内时,发现窗户已被男友反锁。tAiWzlc @新京报我们视频 ​
[【 woman # # beaten up by her boyfriend out of the window is locked the feet step on the sixth floor window support] month day, jiangsu huaian a woman trapped in the sixth floor of the window, two feet were stepping on the windowsill. Fire came to know that the woman was her boyfriend beaten, then climb through the window to the outside of the wall, when the woman wanted to go back to indoor, found the window had been locked her boyfriend. We video tAiWzlc @ the Beijing news]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博时尚:
    港风范的毕业妆来啦~
[Graduated from Hong Kong style of makeup to ~]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域