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国事家事天下事，事事关心。
哈佛图书馆重建了哈佛先生当年的个人图书馆。玻璃柜里面是一本古登堡圣经。
[Mr Harvard library rebuilt the harvards personal library. Glass is an Gutenberg bible. ]
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[Blessing of 🙏 🙏 🙏 hope peace!]
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[# # is underway in the CBA finals, youku studio ushered in the appearance of sports level tonight bear @ Mr. Into the studio for the first time Mr. Yang team gold mount, broke frequently. Fight it is a contest finals champion point, exactly in guangdong province and xinjiang which team can win the championship this year? # immediately on youku see CBA# into the studio youku watch CBA# tESBvZh #]
#家家新闻# #大众高尔夫[超话]# 【或于月首发 全新高尔夫发布时间推迟】日前，有外媒报道称全新一代大众高尔夫的发布时间或将推迟到年月，而并非是在此前传闻的法兰克福车展（年月）。同时，新车将于年第三季度末率先在德国狼堡工厂生产。tESrloKb
[# every news # # # vw golf words [over] [or starting new golf published in month time delay 】 recently, foreign media reported that a new generation of public golf or will delay the release time to years, and is not in the previous rumours of Frankfurt motor show (years). At the same time, the new car will be in at the end of the third quarter to take the lead in the Wolf fort factory in Germany. tESrloKb]
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【在“解辣”这件事情上，白水竟然垫底了[费解]】#解辣食物排行榜#假期是属于吃吃喝喝的日子，三五好友一凑，开吃！在众多口味中，辣无疑是当下最流行的味道。老火锅、酸辣粉、麻辣小龙虾……但当你辣到“眼冒金星”时，吃什么食物最解辣呢？get快速止辣的窍门↓↓
[[in hot solution on this matter, whitewater went bottom [difficult]] spicy food list # # solution holiday belongs to eat and drink, friends gather together, eat! In many flavors, spicy is undoubtedly the most popular flavor. The old hot pot, hot and sour powder, spicy small lobster... But when you hot to stars, the most solution hot to eat what food? Get a quick hot tips left left]
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【#浣熊吃到胖成了球# 广州动物园呼吁游客：别再喂啦！】五一假期广州动物园人头攒动，四十余只浣熊深受大家欢迎。园方表示，游客经常自行投喂浣熊，而浣熊又非常贪吃，来者不拒，一个一个都胖成了球。园方呼吁，为了动物健康，游客切莫自行投喂食物。tESBeBm
[【 # raccoons eat the fat a ball # guangzhou zoo called for tourists dont feed!] The May Day holiday in guangzhou zoo is crowded, more than raccoon was warmly welcomed by everyone. The zoo said that visitors often to feed the raccoon, and raccoons and very greedy, comes to the net, one is a fat into the ball. The zoo called for, to animal health, tourists dont feed the food itself. tESBeBm]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
【特大暴雨致酒店地下车库被淹 广州医生划救生板成功救援被困者】去年月日，台风“艾云尼”带来特大暴雨，黄埔区某酒店地下车库被淹，高峰划着救生板从逼仄的入口进入车库成功救援被困者。近日举办的年度广州市见义勇为好街坊颁奖礼现场，视频还原了救人时惊险一幕，然而高峰强调，“我并不是一...全文： m.weibo
[【 severe storms flooded guangzhou underground garage to hotel surgeon lifesaving plate 】 successful rescue trapped survivors to (date) (month) (year), ewiniar a typhoon rainstorm, a hotel in huangpu district underground garage flooded, peak with life-saving plate from the narrow entrance into the garage successful rescue trapped persons. Recently to the annual guangzhou good neighborhood, with video reduction saves the thrilling scene, peak stress, however, Im not a... The full text m. eibo]
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[# #.so topic talk! May Day to go out on the road, the most ____________ hold is your headache? [eat the melon] [eat the melon]]
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[Yes, tonight, to is tESrKXCP, remind you of the holiday to watch the latest issue of happy camp laugh [sun] [drink]]
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[Born on # show frontal # @ ms casino blatant a cheat? Cuffs they rhyme is the entire watch? Seven days cloud will rev, life and death to life on the line. Open see ms team, youku seeding alone tonight. tESraIK]
