冷笑话精选:
这波安利我吃了@清瀨灰二的跑鞋p!!!兄弟们风强是风强啊[泪][泪][泪]被安利了呜呜呜呜呜
[This wave of amway I ate @ wrasse grey two running shoes p!!!!!! Brothers strong wind is the wind strong [tears] [tears] [tears] was amway SOB meowed]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
汽车之家:
#家家试驾评测##红旗HS#【乘坐空间超出预期 抢先体验红旗HS】在你心中红旗是不是有很高的地位?一直以来的官车形象多少让人觉得有陌生感,不过近几年红旗开始发力家用车市场,继红旗H之后,又一款重要车型HS即将到来。 tEaqZSv
[# every test evaluation # # red flag HS# [in space than expected them experience the red flag HS 】 have a high status in your heart the red flag? Has always been the official car image how many let a person feel the strangeness, but in recent years, the red flag start with family car market, after the red flag H, another important models the HS is yet to come. tEaqZSv]
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但斌:
这个牛🐂🐂,如果国家队的队员都像这位女士,就不用“恐韩”了[笑cry][哈哈] tEaqwjyJ
[The cow 🐂 🐂, if the national team players like this woman, need not fear of Korea [laugh cry] [ha ha] tEaqwjyJ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪新闻客户端:
【“我爱你”!#准爸爸体验十级分娩#后表白老婆】月日,太原多位准爸爸通过一台分娩阵痛模拟仪,去体验女性分娩时的阵痛感。通过体验,准爸爸感受到生育的艰辛,表达出要好好疼爱老婆的决心。医生说:疼痛分为十级,分娩的疼痛至少可以达到七级。tEavZg
[【 I love you! after ten delivery # # expectant fathers experience wife 】 I love month, more than taiyuan expectant fathers through a Labour simulators, experience the throes of women in childbirth. Through the experience, quasi birth father feel hard, expressed determination to have a good loving wife. The doctor said the pain is divided into ten levels, the pain of childbirth can reach at least seven. tEavZg]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车:
#新车情报局[超话]# #上海车展锦鲤# 【#纽约车展#:斯巴鲁全新一代傲虎亮相】在刚刚开幕的纽约车展上,斯巴鲁全新一代傲虎车型正式发布。与全新力狮一样,全新傲虎也基于SGP模块化平台打造,内饰和外观都有所升级,新傲虎搭载两款水平对置四缸发动机,包括经过升级的.L发动机和全新的....全文: m.weibo
[# new cia] [ultra words brocade carp # # # the Shanghai motor show [# # New York auto show the subaru outback new generation appearance 】 after the opening of the New York auto show, subaru outback models official launch the new generation. And new force and new outback also based on the SGP modular platform building, interior and exterior are upgrading, the new outback carrying two levels of four-cylinder engine, including after the upgrade. L engine and new... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
东方航空:
[话筒]【关于斯里兰卡航线相关客票特殊处置的通知】
尊敬的旅客:
据斯里兰卡当地媒体报道,日,斯里兰卡发生多起爆炸,已造成当地重大人员伤亡。事件发生后,东航积极应对,针对斯里兰卡航线受影响旅客提供客票免费更变或退改方案,内容如下:
一、适用客票范围
涉及东航...全文: m.weibo
[[microphone] [about sri lankan airlines ticket related special disposal notice 】 < br > respect of passengers < br > according to local media reports in Sri Lanka, Sri Lanka explosions occurred, has caused heavy casualties. After the incident, China Eastern to address, in view of the sri lankan airlines affected passengers to provide free more change or refund the ticket change plan, the content is as follows < br > one, the applicable scope of the ticket < br > involving China Eastern... The full text m. eibo]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
南方都市报:
【又见坐引擎盖!长沙凯迪拉克维权事件调查:法院已驳回诉讼请求】自西安女硕士车主坐奔驰引擎盖维权引起广泛关注后,一时间效仿者接踵而来,月日上午点左右,网传湖南长沙凯迪拉克女车主也效仿坐在S店展车引擎盖维权,称自己三年前的购车日期“被提前”三个月,导致质保期限及其他服务也被缩短...全文: m.weibo
[Cadillac rights (see also sit hood! Changsha incident investigation the court has dismissed the claims] from xi an female masters rights owners sat mercedes-benz hood caused wide public concern, after time imitators followed, June o clock in the morning, the hunan changsha Cadillac woman rights owners also follow sit S store below hood, said his three years ago the car date of be ahead of three months, lead to the quality assurance period and other services also be shortened... The full text m. eibo]
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元气满满新沐瞳:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航 心向往之,行必能至。
新浪新闻客户端:
【[嘻嘻]顺德蜀黍又来了!#警察蜀黍化身女装大佬# 揭秘“卖茶女”等骗术】最近,“卖茶女”“卖虫草”“索要生日红包”等诈骗类型先后出现,@顺德警察 将这些典型案例融合在一起,创作“女装大佬”反诈短视频,提醒网友:网上恋情有风险,男扮女网上叫老公,骗完钱就拉黑!警察蜀黍实在太不容易了 ...全文: m.weibo
[[[xi xi] shunde sorghum again! # # police sorghum incarnate women bosses revealed tea and other tricks 】 recently, tea sell caterpillar fungus ask for birthday money fraud type successively appeared, @ shunde police fused the typical cases, creation female bosses anti cheat short video, remind friends online romance is risky, she-males female online call husband, shielding cheated out of money! The police sorghum is so not easy... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【小汽车逾期未年检违章次记扣分 民警:你是我遇到的违章王!】月日,@湖南高速警察 在洞新高速武冈东收费站发现一辆小汽车存在逾期未年检的情况。进一步检查中,民警发现该车在最近一年有条交通违法,须记扣分,其中有多条闯红灯记录!当值交警表示,‘你是我最近看到过违章最多的车...全文: m.weibo
[【 points police car fails to yearly check of time remember you are my met the violation of the king. June , @ hunan high-speed police new high-speed government east station found the hole a car there if no yearly check. Further examination, the police found the car in the recent years there is a traffic law, must remember the point deduction, there are more than red light record! The duty police said, you are my most recently seen illegal car... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
优酷:
#明星脱贫公益品牌计划#@陈星旭--CHEN先生 和@彭小苒 在砀山体验了一次果农生活,究竟发生了什么故事呢快来看#益起追光吧#砀山梨膏篇,另外划重点别忘记在手机淘宝搜索“明星脱贫公益”哦,看忘川夫妇给你们带来的农产品~
[Public brand plan # @ # star out of poverty Chen Xingxu - Mr CHEN and @ peng baby passed in a fruit DangShan experience life, what exactly happened story come look # # profit on the spotlight on DangShan cream, also dont forget to highlight in the mobile taobao search star poverty welfare oh, look at ~ forget sichuan couple bring you produce]
但斌:
@上官荣雲虎父犬子,千古罪人!
[@ ShangGuanRongYun like father son, the sinner!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
刘彦斌:
大家不要纠结于某一只股票,只股票,选择空间很大!这只股票踏空了,就买另一只!机会有的是!不必自寻烦恼!条条大路通罗马!只要趋势稳定就可以!
[You dont obsess over the one stock, stock, choice space is very big! This stock is empty, just buy another one! The opportunity to have a plenty of! Dont trouble trouble until trouble troubles you! All roads lead to Rome! As long as the trend stability can be! ]
但斌:
天太少了[怒]@离经的纬线已经确认罪行的犯罪分子,应该公布其姓名和照片,这是对守法公民的保护。
[Days too little [anger] @ from criminal crimes have been identified, the weft yarn should report its name and photo, this is to protect law-abiding citizens.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人