2019年4月20日星期六

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    没睡的进来 ​
[Didnt sleep in]

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但斌:
    我一直认为深圳是硅谷+华尔街之和![笑cry][哈哈]
[Ive always thought shenzhen is + on Wall Street, the sum of the silicon valley! [laughing cry] (ha ha)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

维维任意门:
    「今日份好好生活」
买了一猪绿巨人(是它本名不是外号)
电视柜又不一样啦~
新来的蜡烛同学好可爱!叫荔枝(是外号)
今天的早午餐和晚餐
好吃到海豹式鼓掌👏🏻
#维维任意门# ​

[Todays a good life, < br > bought a pig hulk (is it name not nickname) < br > TV ark is different again ~ < br > the new candle classmates good lovely! Is called lychee (nickname) < br > < br > delicious lunch and dinner early today to seal type clapping 👏 🏻 < br > # # d d any door]

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但斌:
    转:潍坊世界风筝节[哈哈][笑cry] tEaABJk ​
[Turn weifang world kite festival [ha ha] [laugh cry] tEaABJk]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:吨茅台酒公开招募商超、卖场,茅台营销布局下了一步什么棋?》吨茅台酒公开招募商超、卖场,茅台营销布局下了一步什么棋?+原创:+宗禾+茅台时空+今天+导读+近日,贵州省招标有tEaABW ​
[Published the post reprinted tons of maotai open recruitment business super, stores, maotai marketing layout under the step chess? Tons of maotai open recruitment business super, stores, maotai marketing layout under the step chess? Original + + ZongHe + maotai space-time + + guide today, recently, in guizhou province has tEaABW bidding]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    #新车情报局[超话]# #上海车展锦鲤# 【陆上头等舱 别克GL Avenir概念车解析】最早看到Avenir这个单词印象中就是全新一代别克GL上市的时候,虽然一开始并不明白这个单词的意思,但是我知道,它是别克推出的全新子品牌的名字,而且代表着豪华。如果说新一代GL Avenir让人了解了Avenir这个单词的含...全文: m.weibo ​
[# new cia] [ultra words brocade carp # # # the Shanghai motor show [land first buick GL Avenir concept car parsing] seeing the word Avenir first impression is a whole new generation of buick GL listing, though at first did not understand the meaning of the word, but I know, it is a new buick with brand name, and represents the luxury. If a new generation of GL Avenir for people to understand the Avenir containing the word... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:刚刚!张五常发话了:深圳将会超过上海和硅谷,成为整个地球的经济中心》tEaAFdJ ​
[Published the post reprinted just! Even when walking said shenzhen will be over Shanghai and silicon valley, and becomes the economic centre of the earth tEaAFdJ]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安#口袋里的小奶猫 tEaAvA ​
[# # mop goodnight little milk cat tEaAvA in the pocket]

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汽车之家:
    #晚安家人# 说一下#你微博ID的由来# 有什么意义吗? ​
[# # # said good night family once you the origin of the microblog ID # what is the point? ​]

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ZAKER:
    #深夜ZAKER# 一个人思虑太多,就会失去做人的乐趣。 ​——莎士比亚 ​
[# ZAKER# late at night a man thought too much, will lose the fun of life. -- Shakespeare]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #深夜大明白#泰国沙雕内衣广告:超顺滑无钢丝内衣让你滑到天涯海角 [允悲]哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死 tEXkaLX ​
[Sand sculpting underwear ads # # the night big understand Thailand super smooth steel wire underwear let you slide to the end of the world [allow sad] ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha laugh die tEXkaLX]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    转发这条锡耶纳的锦鲤,本来打算送世界冠军冰淇淋,后来想想拿回国就化了...所以就抽一个粉送当地的小野居居吧~周一晚上@微博抽奖平台 开🐗🐗 tRIjBcv ​
[Forwarding the Siena brocade carp, intended to send the world champion ice cream, think later take home melts away... So take a powder for local ono r r ~ Monday night @ weibo lucky draw platform open 🐗 🐗 tRIjBcv]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【一箱万现金忘车里 的哥一分不少还乘客】月日上午点多,深圳出租车司机冯怀真师傅,搭载一名女乘客从滢水山庄到景田北。该女乘客下车时,竟然将装有万元现金的行李箱遗忘在车里。冯师傅得知后,来不及吃饭就将钱分文不少地送回到失主手中并拒绝了酬金。冯师傅表示:“不用担心,不管多贵重的...全文: m.weibo ​
[[a case of thousands of cash left in the car, his brother a minute 】 many passengers on the morning of February nd point, shenzhen taxi driver Feng Huai true master, carrying a female passenger ganten north from in pond water villa. The female passengers get off the bus, unexpectedly will forget suitcase containing ten thousand yuan in cash in the car. Von teacher learned later, too late to eat will be nothing much money to send back to their owners and rejected the fee. Von teacher, said dont worry, no matter how valuable... The full text m. eibo]

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青年时报:
    【出道年办首场个唱,吴亦凡:我们用音乐说话】“你看这个面它又长又宽,就像这个碗它又大又圆”。昨天@Mr_凡先生 新歌#大碗宽面#上线, 以前有多少人因为一段视频质疑过他,现在就有多少人因为一首歌,佩服他直面“质疑”的勇气。今天吴亦凡出道以来首场演唱会在南京举行,虽然登上过无数次大舞台,...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 debut year do their first concert, queer wu we speak in a music 】 you see the surface it is long and wide, it is big and round like the bowl. Mr Yesterday @ Mr_ every new song # # bowl width, how many people for a period of video question before him, how many people are now because of a song, admire him for his courage to face to face with questions. Wu queer debut today since the first concert held in nanjing, although had made countless times big stage,... The full text m. eibo]

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元气满满新沐瞳:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

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