Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    哈哈哈哈哈以后的我@贤贤是我心肝宝贝哈哈哈哈哈哈仿佛看到了老了以后的我自己
[Ha ha ha ha ha after I @ xian xian is the baby ha ha ha ha ha ha I seem to see an old man after my own]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

冷笑话精选：
    魔鬼哈哈哈哈哈[允悲]@鲸鱼隐 锤基和吉娃娃真的笑的我满地找头@LLLLLwyu 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈勇度的口哨@啊贞今天脸变小了吗 哈哈哈哈哈米老鼠那个笑死我
[The devil, ha ha ha ha haallow sad @ whales en hammer and chihuahua really laugh I ground change @ LLLLLwyu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yong degrees of whistling @ Jane today face decrescent? Ha ha ha ha ha Mickey Mouse that laugh die me]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
    #新车情报局[超话]#【曝小鹏P细节图 上海车展发布】日前，从相关渠道获得一组小鹏P的细节图，该车定位于智能电动轿跑。有消息称将于本次上海车展亮相。另外，官方称新车轴距比肩中大型车，续航里程大幅提升，同时加速、操控性能将越级对标德系豪华运动车型。#上海车展锦鲤# 即将开始，敬请期待！ ​
[# # new cia] [ultra words to publish 】 【 exposure to xiao peng P detail Shanghai motor show, from the details of the relevant channels to obtain a set of xiao peng P diagram, the vehicle positioning in the intelligent electric coupe. A source says will make its debut on the Shanghai auto show. Also, officials say the new wheelbase as medium, range, accelerated at the same time, the control performance will go to the German luxury sports car. Koi # # Shanghai motor show is about to begin, please look! ​]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

微博搞笑排行榜：
    在？ ​
[In? ​]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

蔡依林：
    導師們同在一起～大家辛苦了！@艾福杰尼 @李荣浩 @努力努力再努力x @歐陽靖MCJin
青春有你畢業！ ​
[Teachers together ~ you were laborious! @ YiFuJie, @ Li Ronghao @ efforts to try again x @ jin MCJin < br > the youth have you graduate! ​]

优酷：
    #遇见你真好#本周不仅侦查团组队战，[吃瓜]小屋嘉宾也组队旅行约会，是打开心扉or执着到底？@纪同学叫思清 @廖锡荣 冲浪解误会；@Matthew鍾嘉駿 游轮探险惹哭@熊师傅酱 产危机[嘘] @Metal是石榴 精心为@金美黎Nicole 庆生感动旁人；@孙懿琳 @riverchan陈溥江 深究缘由陷“死心局”[委屈]，是缘分还是...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # its good to meet you this week not only detect the group team, [eat the melon] also shed guest team travel date, is open or persistent to the end? @ ji classmates call qing @ Liao Xirong surfing solution misunderstanding; Cry @ @ Matthew Zhong Jiajun cruise ship expedition bears teachersh @ Metal is pomegranate sauce production crisis carefully moved to others by @ gold beauty Nicole lis birthday; @ Sun Yilin @ riverchan Chen Pu delve into why jiang who bureau [wrong], is the fate or... The full text m. eibo]

但斌：
    @任仁雄想说的话已经都被评论区说完了，网友们太智慧，让我无话可说[哈哈]一边痛骂A股，一边盯盘交易。一边痛骂国足，一边熬夜看球。这两句好像还没见别人说。[哈哈]
[@ Ren Renxiong want to say has been the comments section, netizens too wise, let me have nothing to say (ha ha) blackguarded the A shares, set aside stare. Lambasting the teams side, the side to stay up late to watch. This two sentences if havent see other people say. [ha ha]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车：
    #新车情报局[超话]#【上海车展亮相 曝汉腾全新概念车设计图】上海车展开幕在即，日前，汉腾汽车公布了其参展阵容，其主要亮相一款旗下全新三厢概念车。根据官方透露，其在年月正式获批生产轿车资质，从而使其拥有轿车、SUV以及MPV的全产品线。#上海车展锦鲤# 即将开始，敬请期待！ ​
[# # new cia [ultra words] [Shanghai auto show debut had han teng new concept car design 】 the opening of the Shanghai auto show recently, han teng car unveiled its exhibition team, the main one of its new sedan concept car. In years, according to official official approved production cars, making it have cars, suvs and MPV full product line. Koi # # Shanghai motor show is about to begin, please look! ​]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

ZAKER：
    【或于上海车展首发 国产AMG A L谍照】 日前，我们从相关渠道获取了一组全新国产 AMG A L 车型（暂定名北京奔驰 AMG A L）的谍照。 tEAvYQH ​
[[or in the Shanghai auto show starting homemade AMG A L photos 】 recently, we from the relevant channels to obtain A set of new Chinese AMG A L models (also Beijing Mercedes AMG A L) photos. tEAvYQH]

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微博位置：
    🙏🙏🙏祈福希望平安！
[Blessing of 🙏 🙏 🙏 hope peace!]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo

但斌：
    @深圳县令@猎人瓦西里@法制热播这么多黑黑[污]
[Magistrate @ the hunter vassili @ @ shenzhen legal hit so many black and [pollution]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
    人间烟火[心]@呆十三豆浆配油条绝了@彼得兔的秘密花园大饼、油条、豆浆、糍饭团，其实我还是比较喜欢糍饭糕配豆花[馋嘴]
[Earthly fireworks [heart] @ stay soya-bean milk and Fried dough sticks out of the secret garden of the @ Peter rabbit pie, Fried dough sticks, soybean milk, Ci rice ball, in fact, I prefer Ci rice cake with tofu pudding [available]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

谢娜：
    视频大聚会，想你们哟[太阳] @程莉莎 @魏大勋 @颖儿Yinger @应采儿 ​
[Video, think you yo [sun] @ Cheng Lisha Yinger @ @ @ taka big great clever son ying CAI er]

太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！

但斌：
    @任仁雄[笑cry][允悲]
[@ Ren Renxiong [laugh cry] [allow sad]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #深夜大明白#又在看韩国美容院剪狗视频了，超解压的！（剪完依旧是玩具狗脸） tEirNe ​
[# # the night big understand looking at South Koreas beauty salon cut dog video again, super decompression! (cut) is still a toy dog face tEirNe]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。