2019年4月6日星期六

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

优酷:
    #学好中文的重要性#自上次在#这就是原创#听了@Winky诗 的#离骚#后,酷酷的中文水平眼见着上涨,虽然其他文也没多好哈哈哈。如果所有的古诗词都能用歌曲的方式背诵的话,就请大家解锁背课文新姿势,跟着唱,以后就再也不怕“朗读并背诵全文”啦!
tERrYv ​

[The importance of # # learn Chinese well since the last time in # # this is the original after listening to a @ # # Winky poem li SAO, cool saw Chinese level rises, although other also didnt much good ha ha ha. If all the poems are the songs of the way to recite the words, to recite the text please unlock new posture, singing along, later will never afraid of read and recite in full! < br > tERrYv]

冷笑话精选:
    [蜡烛]@贴吧君[蜡烛]@吴琼琼爱画画鼻子一酸[蜡烛]@体态大师[蜡烛]@丸子安利菌[蜡烛]@然后下面就没了@M大王叫我来巡山[泪][蜡烛]@由天光开始想你眉心黑发对比[蜡烛]@降陸[蜡烛]@RDJ牌对接师傅[蜡烛][蜡烛][蜡烛]@PearlParker[蜡烛]@等二期年[蜡烛]
[[candle] [candle] @ @ tieba king Wu Qiongqiong love drawing nose a acid [candle] @ posture master bacteria [candle] [candle] @ balls amway @ below then didnt @ M king, the king asked me to garrick [tears] [candle] @ the sky began to think you eyes black hair compared [candle] @ drop [candle] @ RDJ brand docking master lu [candle] [candle] [candle] @ PearlParker [candle] @ ErQi years [candle]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

南方都市报:
    【女童从楼坠地将车棚砸出大洞 自己爬了起来】月日,在重庆某小区,一名岁女童不慎从楼坠下,之后竟自己爬了起来。事发后女童被热心群众送到医院,经诊断仅右手骨折,无生命危险。监控视频中,女孩将楼下车棚撞出一个大窟窿,落地几秒后自己撑开压着的彩钢板爬了起来,还一个人独自步行离开了事...全文: m.weibo ​
[Girls fell to the ground from the floor will be shed to hit a big hole in his climb up 】 month day, in a district of chongqing, a years old girl accidentally falling from buildings, after unexpectedly picked herself up. Girls were enthusiastic people to the hospital after the incident, the diagnosis only right hand fracture, not life-threatening. In surveillance video, the girl shed downstairs into a big hole in the ground a few seconds after his open pressure of choi steel to climb up, also a man walking alone to leave with... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报:
    【#凉山火灾新增遇难者死因查明#!从山坡滑落腰椎骨折致失血性休克】凉山火灾第名遇难者死因查明。据凉山州人民政府新闻办,经公安部门现场勘查和尸检,木里县森林火灾新增遇难者王慧蓉同志遇难现场无过火迹象,遗体表面无烧伤痕迹,初步判定:系从山坡滑落摔跌致腰椎骨折,骨折片刺破血管,失血性休...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # liangshan fire victims cause find out new! Drop from slope lumbar fractures caused by uncontrolled hemorrhagic shock 】 liangshan fire the first victims to find out the cause of death. According to the information office of the peoples government of liangshan prefecture, the field exploration and autopsy of the public security bureau, MuLi County new forest fire victims Wang Huirong comrades killed the scene show no sign of fire, no body surface burns, preliminary judgment slipped and fell down the slope to the lumbar spine fracture, fracture piece of pricking blood vessels, blood loss... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #这就是原创#小哥哥@李长庚是我呀 在原创舞台上展现了与以往不同的一面,获得了@蕭敬騰-LION獅子合唱團 的认可,尽管后续抱憾离开,但正如你所说,能唱出自己喜欢的作品才是最重要的!离开舞台只是暂别,唤醒还需你来助力[最右]【优酷猛兽重生榜】tEiMIITp 【微博猛兽重生榜】...全文: m.weibo ​
[# this is the original # @ chang-geng li is my little brother ah in original showed a different side of the stage, the @ blues - LION LION choir recognition, although later regret to leave, but as you said, can sing their favorite work is the most important thing! Just temporarily dont leave stage, wake up still need you to help [right] most tEiMIITp youku beast reborn list 】 【 【 weibo beast reborn 】 a list... The full text m. eibo]

谢娜:
    哇!十八滴菇凉一朵花,她们说有点像,是么[笑而不语] ​
[A wow! Eighteen drops a flower girl, they said something like, is it [smiling without a word]]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【泼水节谁敢去江边?东北大汉#花千买蛇到江边放生#[跪了]】月日,云南景洪。一条关于有人放生蛇的消息刷爆了微信朋友圈,并引起不少网友恐慌。经调查,黑龙江人岳某向广东佛山经营者购买了元的蛇邮寄到西双版纳放生。目前经初步鉴定此蛇无毒,警方已介入调查。tEhEpwA ​
[Who dare to go to the river the water-sprinkling festival? Northeast big fellow # # pay thousands for the snake to river and set them free] [kneeling] month, yunnan jinghong. A news about someone release the snake maxed out WeChat circle of friends, and cause many people to panic. After investigation, the heilongjiang province yue mou to guangdong foshan agents to buy the meta snake mailed to xishuangbanna and set them free. By the preliminary identification of the snake non-toxic, the police have to investigate. tEhEpwA]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    回复@好运常伴谢谢[心][作揖][鲜花]@好运常伴放假三天,再读巜时间的玫瑰》,但觉满屋的东西唯有这本书最珍贵[挤眼]价值恒久远,思想永流传[鲜花][鲜花]@但斌回复@东风必降网上都有,中信出版社出版!@东风必降但总,《时间的玫瑰》最新版哪里可以买到?谢谢!
[Reply @ luck always thank [heart] [bowing] [flowers] @ good luck often off for three days, then read 巜 roses of time, but house full of stuff at the books most precious is the only thing [eye] value forever, thought forever [flowers] [flowers] @ reply but bin @ dongfeng will drop online, citic publishing house! @ dongfeng will fall but always, the latest edition of the time rose where to buy? Thank you very much!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @深圳县令@九衢尘外逍遥这样的国家该被列为恐怖组织!
[@ shenzhen magistrate @ qu dust outside at large that country it is listed as a terrorist organization.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【初一#女生被名同学轮扇耳光#[怒] 教育局:将严肃处理】近日,广西柳州一女生遭遇校园欺凌。视频中,女生秒内被同学轮流扇脸近次。月日 ,鹿寨县教育局通报称,涉事人为鹿寨某中学初一学生,名同学在宿舍卫生间对一名女生扇耳光。目前校园欺凌委员会介入,将严肃处理。@时间视频 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[[the first # # students round slapping girls were [anger] education will be treated as serious 】 recently, the guangxi liuzhou a girls encounter bullying. In the video, the girl seconds by students take turns to face last time. Month day, abatis county department of education said, artificial abatis involved a junior middle school students, students in the dormitory toilet for a girl slapped. Bullying commission stepped in, will be serious processing. @ time video... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌:
    @白骑士wei明可否理解为常识
[@ white knight wei Ming can be understood as a common sense]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

平安北京:
    【男子醉驾找同车人顶包 同车人听说要被拘马上变卦】月日,山东德州,一男子酒驾遇交警检查,赶紧离开找同车人顶包。同车人一开始还和交警说,车是自己开的。听到交警警告,作伪证是要被拘的!立马改口说自己上车玩手机,不知道是谁开的。[允悲]最终,驾驶人王某的酒精检测结果显示,王某血液中的酒...全文: m.weibo ​
[The man drunk find TongCheRen depend on top bag TongCheRen heard immediately to arrest 】 month day, shandong, Texas, a man drunk driving in the traffic police check, leave to find TongCheRen package. TongCheRen and traffic police also said at the beginning, the car is his own. Hear the traffic police warned that perjury is to arrest! Immediately responds to play on mobile phone, dont know who open. Allow sad finally, driver wang mou alcohol test results show that, wang mou of alcohol in the blood... The full text m. eibo]

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保时捷:
    #porschemoments#去哪儿踏青? ​
[Go for an outing # porschemoments#? ​]

自 年以来,保时捷将旗下全系跑车引入中国,旨在为将我们所倡导的运动体验和创新精神带给每一位渴望挑战、追求完美的中国车友。

微博星座:
    #亲爱的树洞# 集才华和帅气于一身,还能当粉丝的树洞[爱你]
[# # dear tree hole set in a talented and handsome, and also can love you [] when fans tree hole]

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