2019年4月6日星期六

Prop blocked, have means to resist, the sky is falling a husband!Poison tongue mouth base teases,

丑女达人:
    🙏🙏🙏[蜡烛][蜡烛][蜡烛]
[🙏 🙏 🙏 [candle] [candle] [candle]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

冷笑话精选:
    创意好棒,很想要了[哆啦A梦吃惊]@minami不能独一无二吗好玩@薇vvvvv呀那个床头柜真不错@ZTYU_超实用的感觉。都想买[doge]
[Creativity is great, very want to [doraemon surprised] @ minami not unique fun @ eu VVVVV ah thats A nice night stand @ ZTYU_ super practical sense. Want to buy [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

ZAKER:
    恭喜@林林林甜瓜 等名用户获得【《雷霆沙赞》电影券码张】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCzMXG对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tEhcIw
[Congratulations to @ Lin Linlin melon users so as to obtain the sand the thunder movie coupon code zhang 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCzMXG supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEhcIw]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

ZAKER:
    【#新版个人征信报告将上线# 上午离婚下午买房将成过去】
据了解,中国人民银行征信中心已试运行新版个人征信报告,可能将于近期正式上线。当个人申请贷款时,无论是房贷、车贷还是消费贷款,金融机构大多数都会先去查看个人征信报告。因此,征信报告上一旦留下负面记录,可能会影响信贷获批。

此外,...全文: m.weibo ​

[【 # # the new personal credit report will be launched on the morning of divorce in the afternoon to buy a house will become the past 】 < br > it is understood that the peoples bank of China credit reporting center has commissioning a new personal credit report, could be launched in the near future. When individuals to apply for a loan, mortgage, car loan and consumer loans, most financial institutions will go to check your personal credit report. Therefore, once the credit report with negative record, may affect the credit approved. < br > < br > in addition,... The full text m. eibo]

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ZAKER:
    【烧了辆真的!百万保时捷上山扫墓被烧成骨架】 万象|清明扫墓不少人会燃放爆竹;昨天下午,一辆保时捷汽车在一灵堂内突然着火,疑被鞭炮引燃;网友:烧了辆真的。 tEhNc ​
[【 burned cars really! Millions of porsche mountain grave was burnt skeleton vientiane | tomb-sweeping day a lot of people will firecrackers; Yesterday afternoon, a porsche car suddenly caught fire, in a hall by firecrackers ignition. Net friend burned cars really. tEhNc]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

新摄影网:
    【尼康将在未来推出廉价版非S型Z卡口镜头】近日尼康公布的宣传页中提到,尼康将在未来推出多款廉价版非S型Z卡口无反镜头。目前尼康发布的Z卡口无反相机镜头均属S型镜头,而尼康在未来推出的非S型镜头将更具性价比。详情:tEhni ​
[Nikon will not a cheap edition in the future S Z bayonet lens 】 recently released by the nikon propaganda page, nikon will launch many cheap version in the future the S type Z bracket without the lens. The nikon released Z bayonet are s-shaped without the camera lens, and the launch of nikon in the future of S type lens would be more cost-effective. Details tEhni]

全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...

CSDN:
    #腾讯[超话]# #苹果# 【“偷师腾讯”,苹果要分游戏这杯羹!| 畅言】最近一两年,正是全球所有科技互联网企业大幅转型的时候。不仅是BAT对组织架构和战略发展目标进行新的定义,就连“躺着稳稳赚钱”的苹果也透露出转型的决心。tEhqjZK ​
[# tencent [ultra words] # # # apple [ stealing tencent, apple to get the cup game! | news soufangwang 】 recently for a year or two, it is all the world science and technology the Internet enterprise sharp transition from time to time. Is not only a BAT to the new organization structure and the strategic development goal definition, even lie firmly money apple also revealed the transformation of the determination. tEhqjZK]

专业的中文 IT 技术社区,与千万技术人共成长。

小米手机:
    挑战成功,小时!有猜对的预言家吗?[鼓掌]
[He succeeds, hours! Have a guess on prophet? [applause.]]

一面科技,一面艺术。

ZAKER:
    【红芯甘蔗千万别吃!万一中毒尚无特效药】#排队削甘蔗#可见甘蔗多受欢迎[馋嘴] 可是甘蔗若储存不当,在清明时节气温回升后,易发生霉变,表现为甘蔗芯变红。霉变甘蔗导致的中毒,潜伏期最短只有十几分钟,会影响肝肾功能,甚至致人昏迷,目前尚无特效药物。提醒:红芯甘蔗千万别买,在无法了解榨汁甘...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 red core sugarcane dont eat! One thousand poisoning, there is no specific 】 visible # # line cutting sugar cane sugar cane how popular [available] but sugar cane, improper storage after the rise of temperature in the ching Ming festival, prone to mildew, performance for sugarcane core to become red. Incubation period mildew sugar cane cause poisoning, the shortest is only minutes, will affect kidney function, even cause coma, there is no specific drug. Remind red core sugarcane dont buy, cant understand juicing f... The full text m. eibo]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

但斌:
    [笑cry][哈哈]@股道热肠也刚刚插好秧,离收割早着呢!
[[laughing cry] [ha ha] @ good Joe fields is also just good seedling, harvested from a long way to go!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    分享一些#最实用的网红宝物#
tEhZnp ​

[Share some of the most useful web celebrity treasure # # < br > tEhZnp]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

汽车之家:
    #家人帮家人# 正在为购车纠结的同学们,来这条微博里留下你的购车条件(如:价格、三厢两厢或SUV、手挡或自动挡、追求动力、空间等),转发并评论,让大家一起帮你挑一款爱车吧。购车信息越详细,越有机会被家家推荐。 ​​​​
[# # family help family are shopping with classmates, to leave your car in this tweet conditions (such as price, saloon sta or SUV, hand or automatic, the pursuit of power, space, etc.), and forward comments, let us together to help you pick a car. Car-buying information more detailed, more have a chance to be every recommendation. ​​​​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

平安北京:
    【比亚迪强行并线遭宝马疯狂报复 北京交警:两个都罚】月日,一比亚迪车主爆料,自己被一宝马车强行加塞,对方还多次急刹将其别停。宝马车主发微博称比亚迪恶人先告状,是其先恶意并线。日,@北京交警 通报称,两名车主均因违法驾驶受处罚:比亚迪罚元;宝马罚元,记分。@时间新闻视频 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 byd forcibly and lines by BMW crazy revenge Beijing police both penalty] month day, revealed a byd owners, that he was a BMW forced gasser, each other would be multiple brakes dont stop. BMW owner tweeting said byd first whistle, the wicked is its malicious and lines first. , @ Beijing police said the two drivers were punished for illegal driving byd fined yuan; BMW sent yuan, score. @ time news video... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #美食时刻#【柠香酸辣凤爪[馋嘴]】风靡一时的网红凤爪,酸辣开胃超好吃,当零食很不错,转存get√~tEJTuzz ​
[# # food moments [twist fragrant spicy chicken feet [available]] are all the rage of web celebrity type, hot and sour appetizing super delicious, when snacks is very good, ~ tEJTuzz archived get)]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

丑女达人:
    དབུལ་པོ་ཞིག་གིས་སངས་རྒྱས་ལ་འདི་ལྟར་ཞུས་ཏེ།
穷人问佛:我为什么这么穷?

བཅོམ་ལྡན་འདས། ང་དབུལ་པོ་དེ་ལྟར་ཆགས་དོན་གང་ཡིན་ནམ། སངས་རྒྱས་ཀྱིས། ཁྱེད་རང་གིས་གཞན་ལ་ས...全文: m.weibo ​

[ད བ ུ ལ ་ པ ོ ་ ཞ ི ག ་ ག ི ས ་ ས ང ས ་ ར ྒ ྱ ས ་ ལ ་ འ ད ི ་ ལ ྟ ར ་ ཞ ུ ས ་ ཏ ེ ། < br > the poor asked Buddha why am I so poor? < br > < br > བ ཅ ོ མ ་ ལ ྡ ན ་ འ ད ས ། ང ་ ད བ ུ ལ ་ པ ོ ་ ད ེ ་ ལ ྟ ར ་ ཆ ག ས ་ ད ོ ན ་ ག ང ་ ཡ ི ན ་ ན མ ། ས ང ས ་ ར ྒ ྱ ས ་ ཀ ྱ ི ས ། ཁ ྱ ེ ད ་ ར ང ་ ག ི ས ་ ག ཞ ན ་ ལ ་ ས... The full text m. eibo]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!