Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

优酷：
    刑侦推理剧#我知道你的秘密#祝大家在新的一年都能找到幸福的秘密❤️ ​
[Forensic reasoning show # # I know your secret wish everyone can find happiness in the New Years secret ❤ ️]

优酷：
    #乡村爱情#想不到@宋晓峰 平时看着很不靠谱，认真作起诗来，风度翩翩才华横溢，突然有点帅[允悲]tEcjQN ​
[# country love # @ unexpected xiao-feng song Looking at very unreliable at ordinary times, became a poetry seriously, personable, brilliant suddenly [allow sad] tEcjQN a little handsome]

冷笑话精选：
    哇...这个舞也太酷炫了吧！[哆啦A梦吃惊] tEcskap ​
[Wow... This dance is so cool! [doraemon surprised] tEcskap]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪新闻客户端：
    【回忆向！盘点那些年让你哭过笑过的#春晚#经典[心]】年，央视开始制作春节联欢晚会以来，自那以来，全家人一起看春晚就成为全国人民的集体记忆，马季、陈佩斯、费翔……这些记忆里的名字你想念吗？今晚又到了春（tu）晚（cao）日，分钟视频回顾让你哭过笑过的春晚经典。tEchZRQ ​
[【 memories to! Count those years let you cry smile the # gala # classic [heart]] years, CCTV to make since the Spring Festival gala, since then, the whole family to watch Spring Festival gala has become the national peoples collective memory, racing season, Chen pei si, fei xiang... These memory name you miss? Again tonight (cao), spring (tu) late minutes video review let you cry smile the gala classic. tEchZRQ]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

平安北京：
    #新浪看点# 贴对联就得贴这个！有排面儿！还防贼！tEcedM ​
[# # read sina stick couplets have to post this! A row of son! Also prevent thieves! tEcedM]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

平安北京：
    #春节小时# 孤单吗？我从未觉得……#我在岗位上# @平安渝中 ​
[# # hours alone during the festival? I never felt... In my post # @ peace chongqing #]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻##长安CS#【于二季度上市 曝长安新款CS更多细节】日前，我们从相关渠道拍摄到了新款长安CS的实车谍照，作为中期改款车型，新车在外观方面采用长安最新的蝶翼式家族前脸，辨识度有所提升。参考此前报道，新车将于今年第二季度正式上市。tEcdXaT ​
[# every news # # changan CS# [more details listed in the second quarter revealed changan new CS 】 recently, we captured the new changan CS from relevant sources of real car photos, as a medium-term change models, a new car in terms of appearance using the latest changan butterfly type before the family face, identification degree increased. Refer to the previously reported, new car will be officially listed in the second quarter of this year. tEcdXaT]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选：
    做完 #猪年幸运测试# 我就膨胀了！SS还有谁？！感谢杨超越，这是我的愿望清单！  ​
[Finish # pig Im expansion test # lucky! SS who else? ! Thank you Mr Yang more, this is my wish list!   ​]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

南方都市报：
    #南都陪你过年# ，春节快乐！[心][心]
[# # SMW accompany you New Years day, Spring Festival is happy! [heart] [heart]]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

微博搞笑排行榜：
    大家除夕快乐！今晚吃好喝好！[哈哈]@榜姐和榜猪转发里抽位，分别送块！大家除夕夜快乐，新年好运连连！！[锦鲤][中国赞][笑cry]
[Everybody happy New Years eve! Eat good drink good tonight! (ha ha) @ elder sister and a list of pigs in the forwarding a list of smoke, respectively to send piece! You all a happy New Years eve, New Years day good luck!!!!! [brocade carp] praise [China] [laugh cry]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

新浪新闻客户端：
    【电子红包也害人 公安局#副局长因抢红包被免职#】新年期间，家人朋友在群聊中免不了发一些群红包讨个喜庆，然而应当警惕的是，红包实质就是金钱往来，如果双方存在特定的利益关系，一两个电子红包看似不起眼，积少成多却也是一笔不小的数字。年月至年底，新罗分局副局长戴晓辉也抢得红包...全文： m.weibo ​
[[electronic red envelope # also harm public security bureau deputy director for # 】 grab a red envelope is dismissed during the New Year, family and friends in the group chat will send some group of red envelope for a festival, should be wary, however, is the red envelope money between us, if there is a particular interest on both sides, the two electrons that small red envelopes, many a mickle makes a muckle, is also a big number. Years to the end of the year, woosong bureau deputy director Dai Xiaohui also grab a red envelope... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【电子红包也害人 公安局#副局长因抢红包被免职#】新年期间，家人朋友在群聊中免不了发一些群红包讨个喜庆，然而应当警惕的是，红包实质就是金钱往来，如果双方存在特定的利益关系，一两个电子红包看似不起眼，积少成多却也是一笔不小的数字。年月至年底，新罗分局副局长戴晓辉也抢得红包...全文： m.weibo ​
[[electronic red envelope # also harm public security bureau deputy director for # 】 grab a red envelope is dismissed during the New Year, family and friends in the group chat will send some group of red envelope for a festival, should be wary, however, is the red envelope money between us, if there is a particular interest on both sides, the two electrons that small red envelopes, many a mickle makes a muckle, is also a big number. Years to the end of the year, woosong bureau deputy director Dai Xiaohui also grab a red envelope... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【约好过年见家长 “女友”到车站后却失踪了...】小陈今年岁，在网上交了个贵州的女朋友小张后，约好过年让小张到上海见小陈的父母。可是快到上海南站的时候，小张提出让小陈转笔钱给她以表诚意，分别是元、元和元。钱转过去，人还是没见到，小陈和父母报了警。嫌疑人黄某到案后交代，他...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 about good see parents girlfriend to the station after the Chinese New Year is missing anymore... Chen years old this year, have an online girlfriend in guizhou zhang, after about a good New Years day let zhang to Shanghai to see Chens parents. But at the end of the Shanghai south railway station, zhang said that Chen turn money to her to show sincerity, RMB, dollars and RMB. Money in the past, people didnt see, xiao Chen and parents called the police. Suspect huang to after account, he... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
    [心][鲜花]@Mr_YounG愿年经历的岁月，都是未来十年价值绽放的注脚。让我们一起坚守初心，风雨同行，穿越时间的河流，静待玫瑰的盛放！
[[heart] [a flower] @ Mr_YounG to years of experience, value blossoms are the next ten years. Lets stick to beginners mind, the wind and rain peers, across the river of time, waiting for roses bloom!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人