2019年1月30日星期三

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    [跪了]@恋橙:舔狗舔到最后一无所有[跪了] @vikkiwww结束了我的舔狗生涯[作揖]
[Love] [kneeling @ orange lick the dog licked at the end of the day nothing] [kneeling @ vikkiwww career ended I lick the dog [bowing]]

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猫扑:
    猫的外语说得可能比你标准tEtNQdj ​
[The cat speak a foreign language may be standard tEtNQdj than you]

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微博位置:
    #值得去# 放慢脚步在Mykonos发发呆,都那么让人惬意![微风][微风][微风] 图片来源:Jancye,stewel......#希腊·Mykonos[地点]# tzFlMgI ​
[# # to slow down in Mykonos daydreaming, so comfortable! [wind] [wind] [wind] image Jancye, stewel... # # Greece, Mykonos [place] tzFlMgI]

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优酷:
    #以团之名#人齐聚的梦想初舞台!相信历经挑战的他们,会有更好的发挥!
点击👇视频,《更发光》更热血版舞台视频上线!我们与新生,将一路同行!tEtpIHPo ​

[# # in the name of group of people gathered at the beginning of the dream stage! They believe after challenges, there will be a better play!
点击👇视频,《更发光》更热血版舞台视频上线! We will with newborn, all peer! tEtpIHPo]


新浪汽车:
    #大V侃车# 【说实话!你到底能不能接受新能源车?】汽车的新能源时代即将来临,一段时间之后,燃油车将逐步退出历史舞台,传统车迷还能否找到自己喜欢的车?@这车值么 今天就给大家详细介绍一款新能源车型。
tEtpSlj ​

[# # big V kan car 【 the truth! What do you can accept the new energy car? Car of new energy era is coming, after a period of time, fuel cars will gradually withdraw from the historical arena, traditional fans can also find your favorite car? @ the car is worth? Today will give you introduced a new energy vehicles. < br > tEtpSlj]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#大爷陷黄昏恋花万哄女友#开心 结果女友跑了[摊手]】年夏天,张大爷通过朋友介绍,认识了比自己小两岁的女子。在这段黄昏恋中,张大爷为了哄女友开心,花两万多块钱置办了四金,还买了两万多块钱的新衣服,另外还帮女友还了三万块钱的欠债。在一起生活了个月后,结果女友跑了......后来张大爷...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 girlfriend # # the big ye in December heartbeaat spend all feel happy The girlfriend ran [stand hand]] in the summer, a big ye through friends introduction, know the woman is two years younger than himself. In this period of December heartbeaat, uncle zhang to coax his girlfriend happy, spend twenty thousand yuan with four gold, also bought more than twenty thousand dollars of new clothes, also was paid thirty thousand dollars in debt for his girlfriend. After living together for months, the girlfriend run away... Uncle zhang later... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

汽车之家:
    外国的月亮有没有比较圆?外国的年味有没有更浓?期待到游记里来找寻答案~


汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    现在追忆起来还是眼角有泪潸然
[Now recall or canthus weep in tears]

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星巴克北京:
    工作使我快乐,搬砖使我幸福
不走花路,也要走星光大道
#春意绽放系列星杯#
在寒冷的冬天,让你提前感受春天的暖意
把所有的花团锦簇喝进嘴里 ​

[Work makes me happy, move brick made me < br > happiness does not spend way, also want to go walk < br > # # the awaken of spring blossom series star cup < br > in the cold winter, let you feel the warmth of spring ahead of < br > all the flowers to drink into his mouth]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

冷笑话精选:
    赶紧给孩子报个班吧[允悲]@文科班校花酱发音比你标准[二哈]@回忆专用小马甲学的可真快[笑cry]@追风少年刘全有感觉在叫我@这是一个很高冷的ID哈哈哈哈@Longtemps-L太可爱了@空间酱哈哈哈哈哈不得了
[To give children a class [allow sad] @ arts class school beauty sauce pronunciation than your standard [two ha] @ memory dedicated small ma jia learn really fast @ zhuifeng juvenile quan-you liu feel laugh cry in call me @ the ID of this is a very high cold ha ha ha ha @ Longtemps -l so cute @ space jam ha ha ha ha ha]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #乡村爱情# 全世界最好的谢广坤!能作能吹能刚能萌还能吸粉,这世界应该找不到第二个了!为你的人生点赞@唐鉴军 ​
[# # country love the worlds best Xie Guangkun! Can can the can can just blow of powder, the world should look for less than a second! Thumb up @ Tang Jianjun for your life]

猫扑:
    【岁男孩想当兵 每天坚持做个俯卧撑[good]】#少年强中国强#贵阳的李诗杰今年岁,他从岁起就坚持每天做“三个一百”:“一百个深蹲、一百个俯卧撑、一百个仰卧起坐”,这对于一些成年人来说都有些费劲,李诗杰却坚持了两年。他的父亲是一名武警特战队员,李诗杰说,自己长大后也想成为一名军人。...全文: m.weibo ​
[The boy want to serve Every day do a push-up [good]] # # young strong China strong guiyang Li Shijie years old this year, from his stick to do every day at the age of three ones one hundred squats, one hundred push-ups and one hundred sit-ups, which are difficult for some adults, Li Shijie insisted on for two years. His father is a police characteristic, Li Shijie says, oneself also want to be a soldier when I grow up. ... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #论坛精选日报#【非常有性价比 宝马车主选购捷达】其实很碰巧,这次买车就想买一个比较适合家用、实惠的车型。大众和丰田作为两个首选,不过最后捷达的性价比完全胜出。我选择的事梦想版.L自动舒适型,就是相中它有多功能方向盘和大轮毂。提车回来之后才发现这居然是一个顶配车型,优惠.万,赠送大...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # BBS of hits daily 【 very cost-effective BMW owner jetta 】 the choose and buy is as it happens, youll buy this want to buy a suit to household, affordable vehicles. Volkswagen and Toyota as two preferred, but in the end the jetta price totally win. I choose dreams. L comfort automatically, is phase it has multi-function steering wheel and the big wheel. After the car back to found it was a top-of-the-line models, preferential, give big... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #我的亲爹和后爸# 大学教授李梁@张译 的新书签售会上,消失多年的亲爹李易生@张国立 突然出现打乱了李梁一家原本平静的生活,养父李东山@国话李建义 并不承认眼前这个没有参与过他们成长的李易生,究竟他们之间会发生怎样一系列让人忍俊不禁的故事?今晚搬好小板凳锁定优酷,精彩不容错过!...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # after my father and father, a professor at the university of new bookmarks signings, lee lyang @ Zhang Yi disappeared for many years, the father of li yi born @ zhang guoli suddenly appear disrupted lee lyang a peaceful life, adoptive father Li Dongshan @ the words jian-yi li does not recognize this is not involved in their growth of li yi, what will happen between them a series of let a person in stitches of the story? Move tonight small wooden bench locking youku, wonderful not to be missed! ... The full text m. eibo]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    听说吃口香糖并不会让咬肌变大??!!所以这些年错过了那么多口香糖就我一个人么?问一下大家,都在啥时候特别想嚼口香糖呀?春节出行去日本,倒是可以寻找日本新发售的口香糖解解馋。片尾recaldent今年的店内标志特别有中国年味。
tEtaaqAZ ​

[Hear eat chewing gum doesnt make masseter greaten?? !!!!!!!!!! So missed so much over the years the chewing gum is I a person? Ask you, what time would especially like to chew gum? The Spring Festival travel to Japan, can look for the Japanese new gum solution. End recaldent in-store sign this year have a special Chinese festival atmosphere. < br > tEtaaqAZ]

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