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平安北京：
    【人民日报：织牢社会治安防控网——平安中国建设系列报道之一】tEqcWgG ​
[[the Peoples Daily woven tightly public security prevention and control network - one of ping an of China construction series 】 tEqcWgG]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

南方都市报：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

青年时报：
    【你想说_____？男子娶个老婆，生个娃，还把个家还安置在公里内[哆啦A梦吃惊]】苏州昆山，一男子年内和位女士领了结婚证，都生了孩子。为了能让自己应付这个家庭，男子将位女子安置在方圆公里范围内的个小区里，有时候，周内要在这个小区里来来回回转悠十多趟。在看守所里，张某说：“出去...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 _____? Are you trying to say man marry A wife, give birth to A child, also settled home also in kilometers [doraemon surprised]] in suzhou, kunshan, and lady got A marriage certificate, A man years gave birth to the child. In order to let oneself to deal with the family, the man put a woman in square kilometers within the scope of a neighborhood, sometimes weeks to back and forth in this neighborhood around more than . In a detention center, zhang said go out... The full text m. eibo]

新闻热线： 工作沟通、广告合作请联系：（微信同号）

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【#一个旧奶瓶牵出跨省贩婴案#：已贩卖名女婴 最小的出生仅天[怒]】近日，@湖北高速交警随县大队 发现一辆车上有三名男子和一名婴儿，反常情况引起了警方的怀疑。询问时，三男子坚称孩子是“从公园捡的”，但旧奶瓶却说是“刚买的”，被警方发现破绽。最终，三人交代，婴儿是从云南购买准备去河北贩...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 # an old bottles pull out across the province li case #, has been selling infant was the smallest birth day [anger]] only recently, @ with county of hubei highway police brigade found a car with three men and a baby, abnormal situations made the police suspicious. Ask, three men insisted that the child is pick up from the park, but old bottle says is just bought, flaw was found by the police. In the end, the three replacement, the baby is from yunnan going to the hebei dealer purchased... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

猫扑：
    【现实版《无名之辈》 男子撞烂门偷窃 结果偷的手机全是模型[doge]】日，江苏扬州一名男子头戴卡通帽，在手机店门口试图开锁进去偷窃。开锁失败后男子助跑撞碎玻璃门，进入店内疯狂偷窃桌面上的手机，而男子费心费力偷走的手机，其实全是模型机。目前警方已经介入调查。tEqikWd ​
[【 nobodies reality version man bruised door to steal Results stolen phones all model [doge]], jiangsu yangzhou a man wearing a cartoon cap, the cell phone store trying to lock in and steal. Shattered glass door lock after a failed man run-up, in crazy store steal the phone on the desktop, and man painstakingly stolen mobile phones, actually is full of model machine. The police have been investigated. tEqikWd]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt

新浪新闻客户端：
    【又是羽绒服保命！女子不会游泳，刺骨黄河里漂浮公里未沉】#大难不死必有厚服#近日，甘肃兰州，有市民报警一女子漂浮在黄河上，救援人员随即驾船搜寻，在寻到女子时她已漂浮公里，救援人员将其救上岸后，女子全身已冻得僵硬，万幸的是，她穿着羽绒服，没有沉下河，现女子已脱离生命危险。...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 another down jacket! Leading woman cant swim, and bone-chilling Huang Heli floating miles did not sink 】 # # survived has thick clothing recently, lanzhou, gansu province, residents have a police woman floating on the Yellow River, rescue workers immediately boat search, in to the woman when she has found floating km, after the rescue workers to save ashore, womens body was frozen stiff, luckily, she was wearing a down jacket, no fall river, now the woman was out of danger. ... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
    转需[并不简单]@木有鱼丸-有粗面-@一个会做模型的程序猿转发微博
[Turn to [] are not simple @ no fish balls - has a rough surface - @ a program that will do model apes forwarding microblogging]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小野妹子学吐槽：
    除非娜扎热巴，否则很介意@银教授请人单独吃饭，对方带俩不认识的，都坐下了还说“不介意吧？”@Arethusa_临时加个人的 情商被狗吃了
[Unless her hot bar, very mind @ silver professor please people eat alone, each other with both dont know, sit down and say dont mind? @ Arethusa_ temporary and personal emotional intelligence was eaten by the dog]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端：
    【被气到掐人中自救哈哈哈 #成都戏精警察蜀黍#火了[哈哈]】“人民币面值没有四元，其次，此币无水印、无凹凸感、领口无纹路…”看到犯罪嫌疑人使用如此假得过分的纸币，气炸的民警不禁为自己掐起了人中…近日，这条普法短视频火了。@平安天府 警察叔叔提醒：抵制假币，人人有责。tEGlFEh ​
[【 was angry enough to choke people save ha ha ha show fine police sorghum # # chengdu fire anymore (ha ha) yuan face value not four yuan, second, this money without watermark, without AoTuGan, neckline without grain... See such criminal suspects using fake too notes, and air blast of the policeman could not help himself choke up people... Recently, this method short video fire. @ peace tianfu Uncle police remind resist counterfeit money, everybody is responsible for. tEGlFEh]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车：
    身在贫中不知贫[doge]@追阳光de火柴：是我对“贫困”这个词有什么误解吗[doge][doge]
[Who dont know a poverty in poor doge] @ chasing the sun DE match is my for any misunderstanding for the word poor [doge] [doge]]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

平安北京：
    #安全提示#愿更多人看到，愿更多的人用不到[给你小心心]tEGUuMv ​
[# # safety tips let more people see, let more people to use less than tEGUuMv [give you a careful heart]]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

微博位置：
    年月日 点分左右，广州市天河区猎德偶遇明星王力宏，详细内容请点击 tEqzoab ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, guangzhou tianhe hunting DE encounter star wang lee hom, the details please click tEqzoab]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo

小野妹子学吐槽：
    快要过年了，想起去年就一阵肝儿疼。那天，小侄子来家里做客，这个熊孩子把我的手办周边一通糟蹋，我火冒三丈但是一句都不敢骂，小家伙告状的功力我真的hold不住啊！瑟瑟发抖，今年我必须采取自救行动！马上牟足了劲儿各种搜罗，哈哈哈，终于让我找到了这个黑科技玩具——奶片机“安佳奶小怪”~拿回家...全文： m.weibo ​
[Is the New Year, think of a pain GanEr last year. That day, little nephew to come to the house a guest, and the bear children make my hands around a spoil, I fire emit three zhangs but all dare not to scold, little guys tell capability I really can not hold! This year, shivering, I must save action! Various for seeks all her strength immediately, ha, ha, ha, finally let me find the black technology toys - milk machine anchor milk little monster to take home... The full text m. eibo]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家：
    #家家试驾评测# #奥迪[超话]# 【壁虎的主场漫步 体验奥迪冰雪嘉年华】 一年一度的奥迪冰雪嘉年华又来了，今年的试驾活动依然选在吉林星星哨水库举办。小寒刚过，水库早已冻成“冰湖”，冰雪相融的路面正是quattro表现的好机会，通过我们编辑的镜头，一起来体验一下吧！tEqzohQ ​
[# every test evaluation # # # the audi words [over] the gecko walk home Experience the audi carnival 】 the annual carnival audi ice ice and snow again, this years test is still held in jilin star picket reservoir. Slight cold just passed, the reservoir had frozen lake, ice and snow in harmony is a good opportunity to quattro performance of pavement, by editing, we experience together! tEqzohQ]

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知乎：
    「我们印象中的鳄鱼都是大部分时间呆在水中的，即便上岸也是懒洋洋的趴在地上，然而古生物学家发现就在四万年前的澳大利亚，生存着一种能够在陆地上快速行走的鳄类，它就是金卡纳鳄。」👉tEqzSdl ​
[Our impression is the crocodile in the most of the time stay in the water, even on shore are lazy lie prone on the ground, however, paleontologists found forty thousand years ago in Australia, live a crocodiles can walk fast on land, it is the gold card, the crocodile. 👉tEqzSdl ​]

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