Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    二哈：铲屎的，你为什么要害我！？ tEGmGgUm ​
[Ha shoveled shit, why are you against me! ? tEGmGgUm]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活# 【#ofo海外部门解散# 员工被要求转岗或离职】ofo海外事业部员工透露，今日上午海外事业部总经理陈钰瑄宣布部门解散。该员工表示，海外事业部目前有多名员工，陈钰瑄口头给大家提出了三个方案：调岗至国内业务部门，直到今年、月只发放一半薪水，届时将有赔偿方案；月日之前离职，...全文： m.weibo ​
[Travel life # # the dissolution of # # ofo overseas department employees are required to transfer or resignation] ofo overseas division staff revealed that the dissolution of overseas division general manager Chen Yuxuan announced today morning department. The employee said, overseas division more than there are employees, Chen Yuxuan oral gave you three solutions the duty to domestic business department, until this year, month, only paid half salary, there will be compensation plan; Before the date of departure,... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【#格力电器再度全员加薪#：人均加薪元 总薪酬增亿】格力电器下发内部文件，宣布全员涨薪，总增加薪酬在亿元以内。格力电器年年报显示，公司当期领取薪酬员工总人数名，那么此次加薪人均元左右。与过去两年全员加薪幅度基本保持一致。tEGmPQzy ​
[【 # # gree electric appliances full pay rise again raise yuan per capita Total compensation increases million 】 gree electric appliances issued internal documents, said full pay rises, the total increase compensation within one hundred million yuan. Gree electric appliances, according to the annual report current paid the total number of employees, so the raise yuan per capita. Are almost consistent with full pay increase over the past two years. tEGmPQzy]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博时尚：
    瓶平价贵价粉底液测评，快去找你的新欢吧～
[Bottles of parity expensive foundation evaluation, go and find your new love ~]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻##比亚迪#【新能源占比% 比亚迪年销量万辆】月日晚间，比亚迪发布年销量。从数据公布情况来看，比亚迪全年累计销售.万辆，同比增长.%。其中，新能源汽车.万辆，燃油汽车.万辆，基本实现新能源与燃油车平分秋色的局面。tEGmLEt ​
[# # # # byd every news [byd new energy accounted for % sales than] on the evening of February nd byd release annual sales. From the data, byds annual total sales. Thousands of vehicles, year-on-year growth. %. Among them, the new energy vehicles. Thousands of vehicles, fuel cars. Thousands of vehicles, a basic implementation of new energy and fuel car equal shares. tEGmLEt]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑：
    #日本王思聪推特抽奖破纪录# 月日，日本大富豪前泽友作发推特“抽一百个人平分亿日元”（约万人民币），转发量超过万打破推特记录。而他也在微博上表示“近期在考虑要不要给中国的朋友们也来发个红包” [偷笑][偷笑] 网友们纷纷喊话王思聪“不要输”期待他也来一个大奖！ ​
[Record # # Japan sicong twitter lottery month, Japans richest man before the hair ze friends make twitter one hundred people share the billion yen (yuan), amount of forward more than break twitter records. But he also said on weibo recently in considering to dont send Chinese friends also come to a red envelope [laughing] [laughing] netizens have propaganda sicong dont lose expect him to a prize! ​]

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微博汽车：
    达喀尔拉力赛就是一场狂欢呀！
[Dakar rally is a carnival!]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

新浪汽车：
    “豪华老年代步车”ES，运动起来会是什么样？看ES车主的真实分享[偷笑]
[Luxury old car instead of walking ES, movement would be like? The ES owners real share [laugh]]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端：
    【大叔每天抡大锤湖边砸冰：怕孩子冰上玩出意外[给你小心心]】月日，济南一公园里的湖面结冰，厚度约厘米。为防止游客进去滑冰出意外，工作人员挥舞大锤把湖边的冰都砸碎。他们称，只要湖面结冰就天天过来砸，已经持续了很多年。有的游客不理解，他们就及时解释。tEGWbzW ​
[【 uncle ging the lake every day to hit the ice fear of the children to play on the ice accident [give you heart carefully]] month day, jinan freezes a lake in the park, about cm thickness. In order to prevent the tourists in skating accident, staff waving a hammer smashed all the ice lake. Every day, they say, as long as the lake freezes over hit, has lasted for many years. Some tourists dont understand, they explain in a timely manner. tEGWbzW]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

猫扑：
    【[笑cry]济南趵突泉为风水养海豹？工作人员回应：网传不实！】日前，有网友称在济南趵突泉游玩时，看到了两只海豹，而且其中一只#济南趵突泉海豹眼睛有伤#。此后，还有网友称，趵突泉曾经干涸，园方找大师算了之后引入了海豹，因“豹”与“趵”谐音。趵突泉办公室工作人员对此回复称，趵突泉饲养海豹...全文： m.weibo ​
[[[laugh cry] jinan baotu spring - raising seals for feng shui? Staff response network spread false! A few days ago, some netizens said in jinan baotu spring - play, saw two seals, and one of the eye injury # # jinan baotu spring - the seal. Since then, some netizens said, baotu spring - have dried up, the park to find master calculated after introducing the seals, because of the leopard and Bao homophonic. Baotu spring - office staff to reply, according to baotu spring - keeping the seal... The full text m. eibo]

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猫扑：
    【#我妈是专业馒头代购#，整个小区都找我妈买】网友投稿，自从妈妈做起了杏花楼的馒头代购，整个小区天天一起点饿了么。原来杏花楼的馒头实在是太火了，以前要去门店购买要排队一小时，现在在家点外卖就行。那些年，为了一口吃的，你们做过什么疯狂的事？ ​​​
[【 # # act as purchasing agency, my mom is a professional steamed bread all over the neighborhood looking for my mother to buy 】 netizens contributions, since mom started a steamed bread hang fa lau buy on sbs behalf, the whole village a starting point for hungry every day? The original hang fa lau steamed bread is too fire, before going to the store to buy to line up for an hour, now at home delivery. In those years, for a bite to eat, you do any crazy things? ​​​]

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新浪汽车：
    #新车情报局#【WEY VV升级版上市 售价.-.万元】日前，WEY VV升级版正式上市，新车延续了现款车型的外观，针对内饰造型和配置进行升级，换装电子挡杆。共推出款车型，售价区间.-.万元。动力方面，VV升级款继续搭载现有的.T发动机，其最大功率马力，峰值扭矩为牛·米，传动系...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # new cia 【 WEY VV upgrade the listed price. -. Ten thousand yuan 】, WEY VV upgrade officially listed, the appearance of the new car for cash models, in view of the interior modelling and configuration upgrade, change electronic stop lever. Launch models and price range. -. Ten thousand yuan. Motivation, VV continue to pick up the existing upgrade model. T engine, its most powerful horsepower, for cattle, peak torque, the transmission... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

谢娜：
    今天，@中国儿童少年基金会 授予我“关爱儿童亲善大使”的称号，朱锡生秘书长为我颁发了荣誉证书，我感到非常非常的荣幸！ 以后将更多的精力和时间投入在公益上，更好更多的奉献自己的力量。把“关爱儿童”的理念传递到更多的地方，传递给更多的人，真实的去帮助更多的孩子，为孩子们做更多力所能及的...全文： m.weibo ​
[Today, @ China children and teenagers fund awarded me the title of care for children goodwill ambassador, Zhu Xisheng secretary-general awarded honorary certificates for me, I feel very honored to! After to spend more time and energy on the public welfare, more dedicated ourselves better. Pass the concept of care for children to more places, passed to more people, true to help more children, for the children to do more depth... The full text m. eibo]

太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！

冷笑话精选：
    以前不知道什么叫超高性价比，直到今天看到珍珠全面屏大音量的它，我懂辽[二哈]。以前不知道什么样的福利算硬核，直到今天看到荣耀霸霸这条微博，我懂辽[二哈]。快过年了，ball ball让我做一次欧洲人叭。#荣耀畅玩A#
[Dont know what is super high cost performance before, until today to see the pearl full screen large volume of it, I understand the liao (two ha). Didnt know what kind of welfare is hardcore, until today to see glory farther this tweet, I understand the liao [two ha]. The Chinese New Year is coming soon, ball ball let me do a European beep. # glory chang play a #]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！