来！@榜姐和榜猪老规矩。转发里抽位，送块，谢谢大家！[给你小心心]
[Come on! @ elder sister and a list of list of pig as usual. Forward in the smoke, block, thank you! [give you a careful heart]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
出动@關楚耀Kwan 导演，大制作！
[Out @ kelvin Kwan, director, big!]
Z CAM, CEO
【弄坏商品要双倍赔偿？游客城隍庙内发飙：还有这种事！】在上海城隍庙，一游客选购商品时弄坏了一串价值元的手链。他打算原价赔偿，可店家突然说，弄坏的商品需要“双倍赔偿”。游客报警。经民警调解，店家认识到这样的赔款规定并不合法，于是向游客道歉。tELsNRI
[The damaged goods to double compensation? Visitors chenghuang temple in a cow there is such a thing! Chenghuang temple in Shanghai, when the tourists choose goods broke a string of yuan worth of bracelet. He plans to the original compensation, but the store said suddenly, damaged goods need to double indemnity. Visitors to the police. By the mediation of police, shops to recognize such indemnity provisions were not legitimate, and apologize to the tourists. tELsNRI]
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年月日 点分左右，杭州市上城区西湖银泰偶遇明星迪丽热巴，详细内容请点击 tELsyL
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, uptown of hangzhou west lake Yintai encounter star Dillon hot, details please click tELsyL]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
yamy座位 有人说从这张动图看吴宣仪本来在孟美岐旁边坐下了，但yamy为了让自己看起来是C位让吴宣仪坐到自己左边的位置… 你怎么看？ tELslBNa
[Yamy seat Some people say that from this diagram Wu Xuanyi in meng sat down by the side of the beauty of clamping, who is C but yamy in order to allow themselves to be Wu Xuanyi sit to his position on the left side of the... What do you think? tELslBNa]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
左手拿着手机发信息，右手握着方向盘开车，这样很危险！
今天是#全国交通安全日#，推荐MIUI驾车模式，语音操控解放双手，让大家都安全出行。[酷]tRNWMFq
[Left hand holding a mobile phone to send information, the right hand holding the steering wheel to drive, this is very dangerous! < br > today is day # # the national traffic safety, recommend the beautiful MIUI driving mode, voice control hands free, let everyone safe travel. [cool] tRNWMFq]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
【父亲抽自己骨髓救白血病女儿：因为女儿是父亲的小棉袄嘛】月日，江苏淮安，陈长洲在医院无菌仓外看望岁半的女儿。今年月，女儿被确诊患有幼年体单核细胞白血病，这种白血病非常罕见。他决定用自己的骨髓救孩子，他说：作为父亲都不去救自己的小孩，谁还能救你的小孩呢。tELnSH
[Daughter 【 father smoked his bone marrow to save leukemia because daughter is his fathers small cotton-padded jacket, June , jiangsu huaian, Chen Changzhou sterile warehouse outside in the hospital to visit and a half years old daughter. This month, my daughter was diagnosed with childhood body monocyte leukemia, this is a very rare leukemia. He decided to use his bone marrow to save the child, he said, as his father didnt go to save his child, who is able to save your child? tELnSH]
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#新车情报局#【传奇不死 新一代道奇蝰蛇渲染图曝光】日前，有海外媒体发布了一组新一代道奇蝰蛇的渲染图，这预示着已经在去年月正式停产的道奇蝰蛇或将在不久的将来复活回归。据悉，新一代蝰蛇或将搭载.L V双涡轮增压发动机，最大功率达到马力。
[# # new cia [legend dies A new generation of viper rendering exposure], with overseas media released a set of new generation of viper rendering, this adumbrative already last month officially discontinued viper or return in the near future resurrection. It is reported, a new generation of vipers, or carrying. L V double turbo engine, the most powerful horsepower. ]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
【大妈为抢广场舞地盘，竟把正规停车位内的汽车轮胎放气】近日，重庆位大妈将辆汽车的轮胎气阀拔掉放气。大妈说，这辆车占了她们跳广场舞的地方。民警称，车主停车的位置是政府划好的停车位，随即对大妈的行为进行了批评教育。车主：我做错了什么？！tELmzRVY
[【 Boyle to rob to square dance, unexpectedly the regular parking Spaces within the automobile tire deflated 】 recently, chongqing an aunt pull out car tire valve is deflated. Boyle said that the car of their square dance. Police said that the owner parking location is government delimit a good parking space, then education to aunt behavior of criticism. Owner what did I do wrong? ! tELmzRVY]
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神农架国家公园下集，一起去探寻野人出现的秘密，与目击者对话！
[Fixation of shennongjia national park, to explore together savage in secret, and witnesses dialogue!]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
@徐林书-易迪投资“美方“三零二不一允许”的核心诉求一点没松动，只是维持现状，月日关税不从%增加到%；中方为此付出的代价是巨额采购，换取三个月的缓冲期，过个好年。
[@ Xu Linshu - yi di investment us not allow loose core demands nothing, only to maintain the status quo, date of tariffs increased from % to %; China cost is huge purchases, for three months, have a good year.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
【#两熊孩子趁人不备偷东西# 冲进商店抱上东西就跑】月号晚上，云南广南县委党校旁的一商店里，陆大爹两老像往常一样开着门照顾店里的生意，到点多时，两老见没什么人就背对着门坐在沙发上看电视，不想，摆在柜台上的零食一瞬间就被偷了，整个过程被店里的监控视频拍了个正着。 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 two bear children while people unprepared steal # # rushed into the store to hold things ran 】 in the evening, for a store near the yunnan guangnan county were committee party school, big daddy lu two old to take care of the store with the door open as usual business, point-to-point, two old see very few people sat on the sofa watching TV, his back to the door dont want to, on the counter snacks instant is stolen, the whole process is the store surveillance video taken red-handed. ... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
#完美的餐厅# 小鬼@小鬼-王琳凯 空降@完美的餐厅 ，一不小心暴露了自己的起名本领，张口就来，风格独特——“板砖”“蒜蓉果汁”“浪里小白龙”……这脑洞你感受下[doge]tELsOvZ
[Perfect restaurant imp # @ # imp - Wang Linkai airborne @ perfect restaurant, inadvertently exposed his name ability, to open mouth, unique style - bricks garlic juice little white dragon in wave... You feel the [doge] tELsOvZ this imagination]
【大妈被三轮车剐蹭索赔元 老人下跪道歉遭踢踹】月日，山东泰安，大妈自称被三轮车剐蹭，抓着老人不放要求赔元，老人表示赔不起，下跪向大妈赔礼道歉求原谅，大妈毫不领情还朝老人胸口踢了一脚。tELspExc
[Boyle was tricycle prang ceng claim yuan Old people kneel apology by kicking in, shandong taian, Boyle was tricycle cut ceng, holding the old man not to put request compensate yuan, said the old man cant afford to lose, make amends to aunt kneel beg pardon, conspicuously ungrateful Boyle is the old man kicked his breast. tELspExc]
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[Lovely Wang Xing people waiting for you home!]
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