冷笑话精选:
get了[ok]@Ming_子 嗯呢@瓜组情报员恍然大悟!@星座秘语 转给最近觉得干啥啥都不顺的人。
[Get the [ok] @ Ming_ child well @ melon group agent an Epiphany! The @ sign a secret To think that do what all not recently.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
刘彦斌:
我完全不认同! tEZhal
[I totally disagree! tEZhal]
刘彦斌:
亚太股市集体走弱 恒生指数收盘重挫% _ 东方财富网 tEZhUjHS
[The asia-pacific stock markets collective weakens the hang seng index closed tumbled % _ tEZhUjHS Oriental wealth network]
南方都市报:
#南都独家#【港珠澳大桥为何被称为“新的世界七大奇迹”?用细节揭秘世纪工程】港珠澳大桥留下了一项项震撼人心的世界纪录,奇迹背后意味着超乎想象的技术难度。自港珠澳大桥动工以来,超过多家公司企业、万多名施工人员参与工程建设,科研队伍人员超过一千多人。“一系列研究成果大范围应用于港珠...全文: m.weibo
[Exclusive # # SMW 【 why hong kong-zhuhai-macao bridge is known as the new seven wonders of the world? With the details reveal century engineering 】 hong kong-zhuhai-macao bridge pieces left a thrilling world records, means beyond imagination behind the miracle of technical difficulties. Since the hong kong-zhuhai-macao bridge construction over several companies, all construction personnel to participate in project construction, scientific research team personnel more than one thousand people. A wide range of application in Hong Kong, zhuhai and a series of research results... The full text m. eibo]
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知乎:
[并不简单]SCP 基金会应该如何收容「知乎如意勺」?👉tEZhLu
[[] are not simple SCP foundation should be how to foster zhihu ruyi spoon? 👉tEZhLu ]
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汽车之家:
#家家汽车文化#到店实拍 宝马系 款 Li M运动套装~ tEZhLFO
[# # every car culture to store will Li M sport suit ~ tEZhLFO BMW system model]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
冷笑话精选:
哈哈哈哈哈哈xswl@治愈系心理学 二哈传奇[二哈]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha XSWL @ healing psychology two ha ha] [two legend]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
青年时报:
【申请、故障报修、过户申请……杭州市民自来水业务手机上全部搞定[笑哈哈]】今天上午,杭州市水务集团召开“最多跑一次”.版新闻发布会,全新改版的“三位一体”网上营业厅(杭水APP、微信营业厅实现、官网营业厅)正式上线。合同签订、水费缴纳、已建多层住宅“一户一表”申请、故障报修、过户申请...全文: m.weibo
[【 application, fault repair service, change the name of the application... hangzhou citizens running water business all done [laugh]] on your phone this morning, hangzhou water group meeting. up to run a version of the press conference, the new version of the trinity online business hall (hangzhou water APP, the achievement of the micro letter business hall, website business hall) officially launched. The contract signing, water fee to pay, has built multi-storey residential one household one table application, fault repair service, transfer the application... The full text m. eibo]
新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系:(微信同号)
卢健生:
@租租车 客服还是不错的!上次德国租车过程遇上不愉快事件(与当地租车公司有关),回来向@租租车 申诉,本来不寄厚望,刚接通知,顺利解决了。其实之前多次在美国使用@租租车 ,体验都很好,以后一定继续使用。[good][good][good]
[@ rent car rental Customer service is good! German car rental process meets the unpleasant incident (related to the local car rental company), back to @ rent car rental, had high hopes, just pick up notice, solved smoothly. Actually many times in the United States before using the @ rent car rental, experience is very good, will continue to use. [good] [good] [good]]
Z CAM, CEO
猫扑:
#猫扑段子# 好奇是什么味道的 tEZhzeyI
[# # mop jokes tEZhzeyI curiosity is what taste]
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青年时报:
【男子个月“逛”遍江浙皖等地座寺庙,还专门在凌晨时翻墙去[衰][鄙视]】今年月日凌晨点多,杭州临安区东天目山昭明寺里,有个黑影鬼鬼祟祟地摸进来,他们带着鸭舌帽、口罩、手套,拿着撬棒、撬锁工具。进了寺庙后人一路撬门、撬锁,直奔室内的功德箱,人迅速将功德箱里的钱搬空,然后“撤...全文: m.weibo
[[man months stroll in jiangsu and anhui, temple, also specially in the morning over the wall to [failure] [despise]] today (date) (month) (year) points more than in the morning, hangzhou linan area b east brought to temple, there is a black shadow surreptitiously touched to come in, they brought the cap, mask, gloves, holding a lever, picklock. Into the temple, the posterity pry the door, took all the way, to the merit of indoor box, people will quickly evacuated qualities of the money in the box, and then withdraw... The full text m. eibo]
新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系:(微信同号)
平安北京:
#净网护网,有你有我# 【村民遭遇电信诈骗 辅警“斗法”挽回损失】“你给我打千,我就存万到卡中”。日前,宋某因资金短缺准备办理小额贷款,却不料一步步走进诈骗团伙设下的陷阱之中。民警抓住骗子想继续骗钱的心理,冒充宋某与诈骗公司客服斗智斗勇,最终成功将千元“骗回”。 tEzdJLP
[# net net net, have you have my # 【 villagers in telecom fraud auxiliary police afraid to recover 】 you around me, I will save to card. Song Mou has prepared to deal with small loans because of lack of money, but only to step by step fraud gang set the trap. Police catch the sharks psychological want to continue to cheat money, pretend to be Song Mou and fraud company customer service wits, finally success will be one thousand yuan cheat back. tEzdJLP]
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微博汽车:
#车评精选# 一波横评~表现不俗~
[Evaluation of selected # # car a wave of transverse review ~ well ~]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
新浪汽车:
#出行生活# 又一位高铁霸座老人!又霸成了![衰][衰][衰]你建议出台什么政策避免高铁霸座? tEZPDWND
[Travel life # # and a high iron bully a old man! Bully is again! [failure] [failure] [failure] what do you suggest a policy to avoid high iron bully? tEZPDWND]
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汽车之家:
#家家选车导购##江西五十铃D-MAX#【满足四人出行 拍江西五十铃D-MAX房车】D-MAX是江西五十铃旗下的首款皮卡产品,在年顶着首款国产自动挡皮卡的称号上市,受到了玩车和改车一族的亲睐,被不少改装厂拿来改装房车。今天我们要为大家介绍的就是一款基于D-MAX单排版车型改装而来的房车,相比双排版车...全文: m.weibo
[Guide # every car # # for jiangxi isuzu D - MAX# [meet four people travel on jiangxi isuzu D - MAX trailer 】 D - MAX is jiangxi isuzus first pickup products, at the top of the year with the title of the first domestic automatic-shift pickups, play by the car and change the gens, modified saloon car by special many works. Today we are going to introduce is a based on D - MAX single layout models adapted to rv, compared with the double layout car... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。