冷笑话精选:
毛不易快出来捡牙刷哈哈哈哈哈哈@好物安利喵哈哈哈哈哈哈哈蛇精病啊@资深观众韩梅梅 中华语言博大精深哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@吃瓜少女芒果酱 哈哈哈哈哈哈什么沙雕@瓜组情报员哈哈哈哈哈毛不易看了都想笑[笑cry]
[Hair is not easy to come out to pick up a toothbrush meow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ good thing amway mental derangement! @ senior audience han meimei and profound Chinese language ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ @ eat melons girl mango sauce ha ha ha ha ha ha what sand melon group agent ha ha ha ha ha hair not easily see all want to smile [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪汽车:
#车圈新闻#【一汽-大众奥迪Q正式停产 为长轴距版让路】一汽-大众奥迪Q正式停产,此前几个月该车与其换代车型QL同堂销售。QL在今年月初正式上市,现已在一汽-大众奥迪新工厂生产并上市销售。
[# #.so news [faw Volkswagen audi Q formal production to make way for the long wheelbase version 】 faw Volkswagen audi Q formal production, after several months the vehicle and its generation model QL runs in sales. QL officially listed in the beginning of this year, has been in faw Volkswagen audis new factory production and sale. ]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
天猫:
#天猫双潮流盛典#倒计时天!天猫代言人@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 及@李宇春 @努力努力再努力x @JadenSmith贾登史密斯 @Ming奚梦瑶 @我是蔡維澤啦 @ANNASUI安娜苏 @张碧晨 @韩宇 @裴蓓 诚挚邀请你参与这场潮流盛世。明晚淘宝直播、淘LIve、优酷、微博、抖音、西瓜、一直播、映客、YY等平台全...全文: m.weibo
[# # Tmall double tide festival countdown days! Day cat face @ TFBOYS - easy Yang thousand seal and @ @ li efforts to try again x @ JadenSmith jaden Smith @ Ming Ming xi @ I was Cai Weize @ ANNASUI Anna sui @ Zhang Bichen @ hanyu @ Emma pei sincerely invite you to participate in the tide. Taobao LIve tomorrow night, tao LIve, youku, weibo, trill, watermelon, a LIve, reflected the guest and YY platform all... The full text m. eibo]
天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【“隔代抚养”新焦虑:#姥姥带娃#成主力,#奶奶去哪了#?】进入“二孩时代”,姥姥、外婆逐渐成为城市带娃的“主力军”,“奶奶去哪儿了”折射“隔代抚养”新焦虑。身在外地、喜欢以权威自居、害怕产生婆媳矛盾并有可能升级等原因让奶奶带娃越来越少。孩子多由姥姥带,你家是这样吗? [疑问]
[【 every generation of raising new anxiety # # grandma take her into the main body, # # grandma go? Into the era of two children, the grandmother, grandmother gradually become urban belt of main force, where did grandma go to reflection and raised new anxiety. Body outside, like to usurp the role of authority, fear of old woman daughter-in-law contradiction and could escalate and other causes let grandma take her less and less. Children is much by grandma, your home is that so? [question]]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
优酷:
即将召开的火星会议中,新的地球困扰来袭,什么?要推出#拒绝加班的种方式#?!看优秀的火星特工们如何机智应对!超多惊喜都在今天中午点上线的#火星情报局#!
[The upcoming meeting of Mars, new trouble strikes, earth? To launch way # # refused to work overtime? ! See how good Mars agents tact to deal with! More than surprise are launched at noon today # # Mars intelligence! ]
微博汽车:
#车评精选# 果然座变座还是能够被大众理解,而座变座难被接受。
[Evaluation of selected # # car indeed change seat or can understand the general public, and the bridge is difficult to be accepted.]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
猫扑:
【#官方回应公职人员上班玩手机#:是在处理另一事宜,给予政务降级处分】日,贵州一政务中心,一老人质疑工作人员玩手机,工作人员反呛:“老子就玩手机了,有能耐你去告。”官方通报称,工作人员使用手机是在处理另一事宜,给予其留党察看一年、政务降级处分,并责令其向老人及社会公开道歉。...全文: m.weibo
[【 # official response public officials to work to play mobile phone # is in dealing with other matters, by demotion in e-government 】, guizhou government affairs center, an old man questioning staff to play mobile phone, the staff anti choke Lao tze play a mobile phone, able to tell you. Official said, the staff is the use of mobile phones in dealing with other matters, given the probation within a year, demotion in e-government, and order them to apologize to the old man and the social public. ... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信:mopxmt
平安北京:
#平安行动#【女孩地铁遭遇“咸猪手”霸气将对方拽下车,网友爆料此人为惯犯!】月日清早,深秋雨后的北京天气微寒,因为路面湿滑,很多人都选择地铁出行,这也让早高峰的车厢变得更加拥挤。而此时,一名地铁色狼又露出了本来面目,可他没想到,这次被侵害的美女竟然奋起反击,将他直接拽出了车厢。...全文: m.weibo
[Peace action # # 【 girl subway suffering groping forward pulled out of the car and the other netizen has this person for repeat offenders!] Month day early in the morning, after the rain of the weather in Beijing in late autumn, because the road is slippery, a lot of people choose subway travel, it also makes morning rush car becomes more crowded. And at this point, a subway sex maniac and reveal the true colors, he did not know was that the infringement of beauty had fought back, will he directly pulled out of the car. ... The full text m. eibo]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
汽车之家:
#家家试驾评测##Model #【又快又准的狠角色 测试Model 高性能版】此前,我们已对Model 两驱版做了小时高强度体验,介绍了很多外观和内饰等细节。而这次我们直接从Model 四驱高性能版的一大亮点——性能开始说起,要知道在燃油车的领域,想达到跟Model 相近的性能基本都要达到百万级的车型才行。...全文: m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # Model # 【 the quick and exact role Model high-performance version 】 after we have done to Model two drive version hours high strength and experience, introduced many exterior and interior details. And this time we directly from the Model all-wheel-drive high-performance version of the one large window - start performance and to know in the field of fuel cars, do you want to be similar with the Model, the performance of the basic level to reach millions of vehicles. ... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
微博汽车:
#大V聊车# 以后看车尾就能区别这三款车型了,学会了么?
[# big see the rear of the car # V chat later can be the difference between the three models, learned?]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
微博时尚:
熟悉不?
[Familiar with?]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【女教师罚站迟到学生被派出所关小时 涉事副所长停职】有爆料称月日上午点多,株洲县育红小学三年级某班岁女教师因一女学生迟到让其罚站几分钟,随后学生父亲株洲渌口派出所一副所长知悉情况后,驱警车直入学校,将女教师带走关入审讯室小时,下午点左右才被放出。官方回应称:情况基本属实...全文: m.weibo
[The teacher make stand as punishment late students were involved, deputy director of the police station closed hours suspension] has revealed that on the morning of February nd point, zhuzhou county) red primary school class one, grade three years old female teachers due to let it stand for a few minutes late for a female students, then students father zhuzhou green police station distribution, a deputy director of the drive the police car straight into the school, the teacher take off into the interrogation room hours, o clock in the afternoon before being released. Officials responded by saying basic this is true... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端:
快来看看苹果将要发布哪些新品[憧憬]
[Come see what apple is going to release new products [hope]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【苹果又双叒叕发布邀请函 发布新品或提前透露[憧憬]】日凌晨苹果正式发布邀请函,将于北京时间月日晚点举办发布会,这也是苹果今年的第四场发布会。这次的苹果邀请函不同以往,透露出这些新品信息,解读↓↓而这次发布会将要发布的新品,不出意外将是它们↓↓你期待吗?tEzJitE
[Apple and double 叒 叕 issued invitation letter revealed [hope]] at or before release, apple officially issued invitation letter in the morning, will host a conference in Beijing time late February nd, this is apples game conference this year. The apples invitation letter is different, show the new product information, read left left the launch new products, and this conference will not surprisingly left left you will be looking forward to? tEzJitE]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。