2018年10月19日星期五

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猫扑:
    #猫扑段子#舒爽到站不稳(Twitter:くうちゃん ​) tEzaUE ​
[# #猫扑段孩子舒爽到relax热播(twitter小珍)tezaue]

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汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##WEY VV#【售-.万元 WEY VV升级款正式上市】月日,WEY VV升级款正式上市,共推出款车型,售价区间为-.万元。VV升级款主要针对安全配置、科技配置进行升级,同时顶配车型搭载有四驱系统,产品竞争力大幅提升。动力总成方面,VV升级款搭载.T+湿式DCT动力组合。 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # WEY every news VV# sale - ten thousand dollars WEY VV upgrade officially listed in paragraph 】 month day, WEY VV upgrade officially listed in paragraph, roll out models and price range for - ten thousand yuan. VV upgrade mainly for security configuration, configuration of science and technology upgrade, top-of-the-line models carry have all-wheel-drive system at the same time, the product competitiveness improved. Powertrain, VV upgrade running. T + wet DCT dynamic combination. ... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【占车位新高度!有人竟然用#寿衣担架占车位#】月日,山东滕州市杏坛路人民医院对面,市民为了方便自己停车竟然用担架寿衣长期占车位。据了解,该路段车位紧张,停车难。周围市民表示,这个寿衣担架占了很久了,让人看了不舒服。周围的商铺市民为了占车位,自行车、电瓶车、三轮车等工具能用的都用...全文: m.weibo ​
[The new height of parking! Someone # # shroud of stretcher car] month day, shandong su almond altar road opposite the peoples hospital, citizens in order to facilitate their parking unexpectedly on a stretcher shroud of parking space for a long time. It is understood that the road parking space nervous, parking. Surrounding residents said the shroud stretcher accounted for a long time, make people uncomfortable. The shops around the citizens in order to account for parking, bicycles, storage battery, tricycles and other tools can use... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌:
    @潇晨forever:前提是人民币不能贬值,贬值就白搭了
[@ Xiao morning forever premise is that the yuan cant depreciate, devaluation was no use]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @侯安扬HF回复@山野采苓人你们真以为我DANG能对抗地心引力……我dang肯定不喜欢股市跌成这样,也不喜欢年代那轮地产崩盘,最后如何了?多看一下共和国的经济史吧。@山野采苓人所以结论: 房价不会下跌
[@ Hou Anyang HF reply @ mountains can adopt three people you really think I DANG against gravity... Dang sure that I dont like the stock market fell into this, also wont like that round s property crash, how in the end? Look, the republic of economic history. @ mountains by three people so conclusion prices do not fall]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @侯安扬HF买吉利的就好……
[@ Hou Anyang HF buy geely is good...]

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优酷:
    #天猫双潮流盛典#倒计时天啦~你的爱豆@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 @李宇春 @努力努力再努力x @JadenSmith贾登史密斯 @Ming奚梦瑶 @我是蔡維澤啦 @ANNASUI安娜苏 @张碧晨 @韩宇 @裴蓓 邀你共同参与这场视听盛宴鸭~
月日晚点#潮流盛典看优酷#看视频领福利,为你的爱豆打call,千万不要错过鸭~...全文: m.weibo ​

[# # cat double tide festival countdown days ~ you love bean @ TFBOYS - easy Yang thousand seal @ @ li efforts to try again x @ JadenSmith jaden Smith @ Ming Ming xi @ I was Cai Weize @ ANNASUI Anna sui @ Zhang Bichen @ hanyu @ Emma pei invite you to participate the audio-visual feast duck ~ < br > late February nd youku # # fashion festival looking at video to bring benefits, love bean a call for you, dont miss duck ~... The full text m. eibo]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    哈哈哈哈只有表情包才能表达老师的疑惑
[Ha ha ha ha can only express the teacher confused expression package]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    真实[作揖]
[Real [bowing]]

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微博位置:
    来微博现场,赏上海市晚霞!
[Microblogging site, enjoy an evening in Shanghai!]

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但斌:
    在白酒危机“茅台上甘岭战役”时,有人说茅台不行,我开玩笑说的。不过一晚八次对很多人以为天方夜谭,但我年轻时的确如此生猛,现在也常一天两次,也许年龄再大些可能不行了。我估计我可能有“阿拉伯”或“犹太人”基因。据说历史上有犹太人逃难到东阳,我一个长辈得过一个白血病去世,医生说,这个病...全文: m.weibo ​
[In maotai liquor crisis as battle, some people say that maotai, I joked. But eight times over the course of a night for a lot of people thought impossible, but I indeed a bit when I was younger, now also often twice a day, maybe age again big some may not. I guess I may have Arab or jews gene. It is said that in the history of jewish refugees to dongyang, my elders had a leukemia died, said the doctor, the disease... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【大学生写文章#论迟交作业合理性# 老师回应:服不服[doge]】近日,华东政法大学一学生因忘交作业和老师辩解,随后代课老师表示,该生可以论证自己迟交作业的合理性。这位同学写文章论证,没想到老师回了一份《关于“迟交作业案”的归入法分析》。你为了迟交作业都想过什么借口呢? ​
[Rationality theory of college students to write the article # late homework # teacher response give up [doge]] recently, a student from east China university of politics and law due to forget to hand in your homework and the teacher, then substitute teacher said that the student can demonstrate the rationality of his late homework. The student write an article, I didnt think the teacher back to a about late homework case lumped method. You for late homework all thought of an excuse? ​]

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