汽车之家:
#家家试驾评测# #奥迪QL# 【推荐中低配车型 全新奥迪QL购车手册】月日,一汽-大众奥迪旗下全新入门紧凑型SUV——QL正式上市销售,新车将成为国产奥迪Q系列当中的入门级产品,在本篇文章中我们一起来看一下全新奥迪QL的配置差异情况,以及哪款车型最为值得选择。tEYDCIP
[# every test evaluation # # audi QL# 【 recommend low distribution models New audi QL car manual 】 month day, faw Volkswagen audis new entry-level compact SUV - QL, new car will be entry-level products among domestic audi Q series, in this article we look at the new audi QL to the different configuration, and which model is the most worthy of choice. tEYDCIP]
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冷笑话精选:
好有趣@进击的阿木君哈哈哈哈哈太逗了@一只发呆的影子 我笑得很厉害…哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Good fun @ once more I love you jun ha ha ha ha ha too funny @ the shadow of a daze I laugh so much... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:这个男人,每次我和他说一些我的人生观或者脾性的时候,他通常只会关注到我对感情的态度……他明明对很多事都很有想法的 请问这个人对我是有想法还是别的什么呢?金山:他的想法你应该感受到了,因为你也一直把他当成一个男人。
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend this man, every time he and I said some of my outlook on life or temperament, he usually I will only attention to the feelings of the attitude... He clearly on a lot of things have a good idea of what the person is thoughtful to me or what else? Jinshan his thoughts, you should feel because you have been treated him as a man. ]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
猫扑:
小鸭子们掉进了下水沟 于是警察叔叔开启了拯救鸭鸭行动[太开心][太开心] tEHfjcz
[Little ducks fell into the ditch and polices uncle opened a save duck duck action [quite happy] [quite happy] tEHfjcz]
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南方都市报:
【北京警方通报产妇家属殴打医生案:丈夫被刑拘,其女取保候审】北京市公安局西城分局就通报:产妇孙某(女,岁,本市人)在北大医院妇产科待产,因已超预产期,就能否剖腹产问题,产妇丈夫郑某宇(男,岁,本市人)在诊室外走廊处拦住当日值班的妇产科医生赫某某,要求解决,赫医生在解释过程中,...全文: m.weibo
[[Beijing police reported maternal family doctor beating case husband being detained, daughter to obtain a guarantor pending trial 】 xicheng branch of the Beijing municipal public security bureau was informed maternal sun (female, age, people in the city) in the department of obstetrics and gynecology hospital of Peking University to give, because has been in excess of the expected date of childbirth, about whether the cesarean section, maternal husband jeong woo (male, age, people in the city) in the corridor outside the office block on duty that day obstetrics and gynecology doctor Mr. So-and-so, asked to solve, Hector the doctor in the process of interpretation,... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【小吴参加快本】震惊!小吴参加快本了!恭喜网红租房小吴参加#快乐大本营# 综艺首秀,说好的不进入娱乐圈呢,呵,男人~真的是眉有办法[doge][doge]
[Xiao wu to fast this 】 【 shocked! Xiao wu to attend this! Congratulations to red net rent xiao wu to # # variety show, happy camp say good dont enter the entertainment circle, ah, man ~ really is there a way to eyebrow [doge] [doge]]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜:
如此真实[摊手]
[So real [stand hand]]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【湖南一幼儿园老师用被子捂孩子,教育部门:涉事老师已被停职】近日一段幼儿园老师用被子捂孩子的视频在网络上流传。监控视频显示,孩子们正在午睡,幼儿园老师用被子捂住其中一个孩子,上半身压在孩子身上,孩子不停挣扎。据悉,事发幼儿园位于湖南常德。月日,当地教育部门作出初步处理意见,涉...全文: m.weibo
[【 a kindergarten teacher use the quilt cover children in hunan province, the department of education, teacher involved have been suspended 】 recently a kindergarten teacher use the quilt cover the childs video on the Internet. Surveillance video shows that the children are taking a nap, kindergarten teachers use the quilt cover one of the children, upper body pressure in children, children constantly struggle. It is understood that the kindergarten is located in changde, hunan province. Month, the local education department to make a preliminary processing opinion, wade... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
平安北京:
网红女主播“莉哥OvO”侮辱国歌被上海警方行政拘留日。
[Net red anchorwoman Sally elder brother OvO humiliate national anthem by Shanghai police administrative detention.]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【#陌生女子推走童车# 警方:高度近视认错外孙女】日下午,湖北武汉的周女士带岁女儿逛超市时,一不注意被一陌生女子将童车推走并打算进入电梯。周女士听到孩子大哭后赶上前,对方即放开童车离开。日,据@武汉发布 消息,涉事女子系岁患有高度近视的陈女士,当时急于返家,高度近视的陈女士碰触...全文: m.weibo
[【 # # the strange woman away stroller police high myopia mistook her granddaughter 】 days afternoon, ms zhou of hubei wuhan take years old daughter at the supermarket, a do not pay attention to is a strange woman will away buggies and intend to enter the elevator. Ms zhou heard the child crying after catch up with the former, the other party is let go leave buggies. Day, according to the @ wuhan news, involved a woman of aged patients with high myopia chan, anxious to return home at the time, high myopia chan touch... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽:
你小时候经历过的最命悬一线的情况是啥?
[Experience of the life on the line when you were young is what? ]
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冷笑话精选:
喝口奶冷静一下 tEHQcp
[Drink some milk calm down tEHQcp]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
玩转instagram:
周末在家时的我。[二哈] insyoonee
[My weekend at home. [two ha] insyoonee]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【长沙名小学生集体罚跪遭家长联名抗议 学校回应】月日,媒体报道称,日下午长沙市雨花区砂子塘小学余名小学生被“罚跪”,引发学生家长不满。日,雨花区教育局发布通报,称高度重视并成立调查组。日,雨花区教育局再次发布通报,公布调查核实与处理结果>>tEHZnpp
[[changsha pupils are collective punishment knelt by the parents joint response to protest school] month day, media reported that Saturday afternoon in changsha city yuhua district more than the sand pond primary school pupils were kneel, cause dissatisfaction with the parents of students. Day, yuhua district education bureau released report, said attaches great importance to and set up a team. , yuhua district education bureau released report again, publicize the result of the investigation to verify and processing > > tEHZnpp]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【超恶心!天花板掉出一只大老鼠,食客被吓跑】#你啥看法#月日网友爆料在广西南宁思贤路某店铺吃螺蛳鸭脚煲时,天花板掉出一只大老鼠,被卡在灯罩上晃来晃去,甚是恶心人。后来老板拿钳子把老鼠拨弄出餐厅。网友吐槽:南宁的天花板专门生产小动物的吗。 tEHZxXO
[【 super sick! A big mouse, fell out of the ceiling diners were away 】 # # what you think, netizen has a shop in guangxi nanning think ones post to better men eat duck feet in clay pot of snails, a big mouse, fell out of the ceiling to flap, was stuck in the chimney is very sick. Later, the boss take pliers to mouse to move out of the restaurant. The ceiling of the netizen nanning specializing in the production of small animals? tEHZxXO]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。